Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 (edited) Good news fools. After hours of negotiation with the mods, we are allowed to have a hardcore porno thread. The only rule is (AND THIS MUST BE FOLLOWED OR THE DUMB MODS WILL BLAME ME), there can not be any porn at all! This is to fall in line with regular muppet show/SWF rules like no porn and don't be insulting or racist or Xenophobic unless it is against the Irish or the Scottish. Here is my contributions, feel free to add your own but remember, stick to the rules! Important, please note that flirtations are only permitted (and even encouraged) between myself and Bearsy. Such things as posting the same stuff at the same time will be met by glorious lols from all users. All other flirtations are banned, apart from me and Sue or wibble or whoever. Look, just generally I am allowed to flirt, others aren't apart from b!tches flirting back at me, that is also fine. Any sexual tension based flirting between tim and Turkish either on this thread or outside of the main board in general, will be met with severe sanctions and infractions. Sub rule 5 - I'm allowed to post porn, no one else is. Banzai! Edited 23 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Good work! I guess the others are playing the innocent! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Can I make a suggestion that people accompany their photos with what they typed into a search engine to find them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Undousuru everyone! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Undousuru everyone! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc What the hell was going on on the TV behind her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Good work misery, I must admit I have never looked in the back ground of any of these videos. I think it was anime and pretty tame stuff by the look of it. It is not uncommen for Japanese men to read hentai on the trains in Japan, none of that would pass the muppet show's rules. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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dubai_phil Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 This one always works for us Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I had to look twice then little girl sat in front of white and blue bollards? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Check out the one in white, what a hussy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lighthouse Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Not really sure I want to hang around with you any more mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hatch Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 http://www.susanalbumparty.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Very funny!!! Somebody post the picture where someone interlocks their fingers (with a dual hand perpindicular Spock). Also, this link is quite funny - somebody tell me how to get it up. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXXPnaTP5rvG9hHI0QO5niAj58DYQwoVrY9Vwtg5hnskdr-Hs5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Very funny!!! Somebody post the picture where someone interlocks their fingers (with a dual hand perpindicular Spock). Also, this link is quite funny - somebody tell me how to get it up. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQXXPnaTP5rvG9hHI0QO5niAj58DYQwoVrY9Vwtg5hnskdr-Hs5 *cough* we'll have none of that in here please - follow the rules Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 very funny!!! Somebody post the picture where someone interlocks their fingers (with a dual hand perpindicular spock). Also, this link is quite funny - somebody tell me how to get it up. https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:and9gcqxxpnatp5rvg9hhi0qo5niaj58dyqwovry9vwtg5hnskdr-hs5 ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Sorry, double post on different accounts again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Oh tokyos we're is such a competition for lols! It's sweet how we totally think the same though ain't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Oh bear we're is such a competition for lols! It's sweet how we totally think the same though ain't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 This is the hard core porn thread. Keep your sick romantic sweet nothings to yourselves please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Foreplay baby. We'll get hardcore very soon, promise. You'll be the first to know! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 22 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 November, 2012 This is the hard core porn thread. Keep your sick romantic sweet nothings to yourselves please. How wrong could you be? Check out the rules from the OP and then come back to apologise! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Just wanted to pop on here and say two words after watching her phwaoaaaaaar gig tonight that FMDP dragged me to Jennifer Lopez pics will follow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 22 November, 2012 Share Posted 22 November, 2012 (edited) Edited 25 November, 2012 by Spudders Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Our first non porn, porno video! And before any mods get their infraction guns out, this is kids TV and any hidden messages are just that, hidden. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JBnuVfx8uVA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 I struggle where I have to focus on reading subtitles and looking at pictures at the same time, it's times like that where I wish I was a girl so I could multi task Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Pay attention in Japanese class then spudders! Miss Hanna and I aren't doing it for fun you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 (edited) The best thing about your first non porn porn video Tokyo, is that it led me to this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOinKk71o90&feature=player_embedded I don't know how to embed the video, I must have skipped that class as well. Edit: Found how to do it on youtube Edited 23 November, 2012 by Spudders Self education Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 It's like an insight into my home life spudder, except does anyone else think that bird looks a bit like sonia from eastenders? More from TVTokyo. Banzai! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYaJdQ2fM6w&feature=relmfu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Our first non porn, porno video! And before any mods get their infraction guns out, this is kids TV and any hidden messages are just that, hidden. http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=JBnuVfx8uVA Just out of interest aren't those pretty big norks for your average Japanese woman ? My last "visit" was a long time ago but I seem to remember most of them being on the small side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 In general, yes but there are exceptions to the rule. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 In general, yes but there are exceptions to the rule. falsies,fairly recent in the photo too, I can tell from the tan lines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 Tokyo, in accordance with your own rules can I ask you stop posting that kind of picture on this thread and you instead start a seperate thread about the size of Japanses girls boobs! ta Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 November, 2012 How wrong are you spudders? Recheck the rules. Owned - epic fail - pmsl - O realy and stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 23 November, 2012 Share Posted 23 November, 2012 whatever, just seems like a girl in a bikini isn't really non porn porn. I'm gonna get it back on track with two girls one cup cake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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