Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 (edited) It's getting to that time of year again, so it's time to send in your nominations on the following awards... Best poster of the year: Kraken Worst poster of the year: Miltonroader07 Funniest poster of the year: Bearsy Least funny poster of the year: Matthew Le God The most positive poster of the year: Saint Garrett The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Most intelligent poster of the year: Pap Least intelligent poster of the year: Glasgow Saint Banned poster of the year: Dune The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: Thedelldays The most text effects poster of the year: David in Sweden The most ridiculous thread of the year: "Are Spurs really better than us ?" David in Sweden The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: Bucks Saint The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Dig Dig Edited 21 November, 2012 by Dibden Purlieu Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Until my position as the most erudite and best-punctuated poster of the year is finally recognised, I refuse to comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The most text effects poster of the year - Ottery, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Until my position as the most erudite and best-punctuated poster of the year is finally recognised, I refuse to comment. Maybe someone else will nominate you in another category? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The most text effects poster of the year - Ottery, surely? It was a close run thing for me but DiS had to take it, mainly because of the sheer volume he writes as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Has anyone other than Alpine won most negative? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Name dropper of the year.......umm not sure who that applies to lol , by the way Phil how are things going in Dubai? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Has anyone other than Alpine won most negative? No. It's more of a lifetime achievement award... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 (edited) It's getting to that time of year again, so it's time to send in your nominations on the following awards... Best poster of the year: Kraken Worst poster of the year: Miltonroader07 Funniest poster of the year: Bearsy Least funny poster of the year: Matthew Le God The most positive poster of the year: Saint Garrett The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Most intelligent poster of the year: Pap Least intelligent poster of the year: Glasgow Saint Banned poster of the year: Dune The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: Thedelldays The most text effects poster of the year: David in Sweden The most ridiculous thread of the year: "Are Spurs really better than us ?" David in Sweden The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: Bucks Saint The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Dig Dig Deleted because I was unaware that pap had put personal details up on here. Edited 21 November, 2012 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The least amusing copycat poster of the year (AKA the deppo award): johnnyboy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The least amusing copycat poster of the year (AKA the deppo award): johnnyboy The 'Does he ever change his avatar?' award: Hypo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The 'Does he ever change his avatar?' award: Hypo Also in the running for the 'Half Glass Empty' award? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 It's getting to that time of year again, so it's time to send in your nominations on the following awards... Worst poster of the year: Miltonroader07 Least funny poster of the year: Matthew Le God The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Least intelligent poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The most ridiculous thread of the year: "Are Spurs really better than us ?" David in Sweden The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: Bucks Saint The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Dig Dig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Can see how this is going to end up so am moving it to TMS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I vote Turkish for every category. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Most efficient mod - just mike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Can see how this is going to end up so am moving it to TMS Why not just close it Mike ? Its clearly going to end in tears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Why not just close it Mike ? Its clearly going to end in tears. benefit of the doubt....(i'll give it until 4pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 It's getting to that time of year again, so it's time to send in your nominations on the following awards... Best poster of the year: Kraken Worst poster of the year: Miltonroader07 Funniest poster of the year: Bearsy Least funny poster of the year: Matthew Le God The most positive poster of the year: Saint Garrett The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Most intelligent poster of the year: Pap Least intelligent poster of the year: Glasgow Saint Banned poster of the year: Dune The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: Thedelldays The most text effects poster of the year: David in Sweden The most ridiculous thread of the year: "Are Spurs really better than us ?" David in Sweden The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: Bucks Saint The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Dig Dig So despite me being negative, I am not the worst, unfunniest or stupidest poster on this site. I can live with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Most efficient mod - just mike. Haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 benefit of the doubt....(i'll give it until 4pm Yeah, hopefully I'll get on the scoreboard by then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 So despite me being negative, I am not the worst, unfunniest or stupidest poster on this site. I can live with that. Of course not!! There are far worse By the way, these are just my nominations, other opinions are available. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 It's getting to that time of year again, so it's time to send in your nominations on the following awards... Best poster of the year: Kraken Worst poster of the year: Miltonroader07 Funniest poster of the year: Bearsy Least funny poster of the year: Matthew Le God The most positive poster of the year: Saint Garrett The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Most intelligent poster of the year: Pap Least intelligent poster of the year: Glasgow Saint Banned poster of the year: Dune The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: Thedelldays The most text effects poster of the year: David in Sweden The most ridiculous thread of the year: "Are Spurs really better than us ?" David in Sweden The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: Bucks Saint The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Dig Dig I think my nomination should be "most balanced and handsome" instead but here is mine: Best poster of the year: Saint Charlie Worst poster of the year: the delldays Funniest poster of the year: Bearsy Least funny poster of the year: Fitzhugh Fella The most positive poster of the year: Avenue Saint The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Most intelligent poster of the year: Bearsy Least intelligent poster of the year: Miltonroader07 Banned poster of the year: cheese on toast The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: Thedelldays The most text effects poster of the year: Ottery St Marys The most ridiculous thread of the year: "Lambert on the Bench?! Adkins out now!" (or something similar) DPS The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: Turkish The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Windmill Arms 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I think my nomination should be "most balanced and handsome" instead but here is mine: Best poster of the year: Saint Charlie Worst poster of the year: the delldays Funniest poster of the year: Bearsy Least funny poster of the year: Fitzhugh Fella The most positive poster of the year: Avenue Saint The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Most intelligent poster of the year: Bearsy Least intelligent poster of the year: Miltonroader07 Banned poster of the year: cheese on toast The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: Glasgow Saint The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: Thedelldays The most text effects poster of the year: Ottery St Marys The most ridiculous thread of the year: "Lambert on the Bench?! Adkins out now!" (or something similar) DPS The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: Turkish The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Windmill Arms 2 Actually I forgot about WA2. He has been out of order this year... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Most intelligent poster of the year: Bearsy You been chattin with Bletch? He sent me pm the other day accusing me of having University Degree FFS! I'm voting for Tokyos in all positive categories cos he's my homie. I'm also voting for everyone who's voting for me in a Votes for Votes scandal. I'm also voting Female Poster Who Sends Bearsy Sexiest PM's Of The Year. It's a close run thing which many candidates, but 2012's winner is: Wibble. She's hot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Go on then, I'll partake. Best poster of the year: CB Fry Honourable achievement awards: Dig Dig, Sour Mash, Dark Munster, This Charming Man, Hypo, Turkish, trousers. Worst poster of the year: Wes Tender Funniest poster of the year: rallyboy Least funny / most tedious poster of the year: Frank's Cousin The most positive poster of the year: NickG The most negative poster of the year: Alpine Saint Most intelligent poster of the year: Sour Mash Least intelligent poster of the year: aintforever Banned poster of the year: Dune The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: the stain The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: mack rill The most text effects poster of the year: Swedish Dave The most ridiculous thread of the year: "St. Mary's - What we might expect to see happen (and possibly announced soon...)", by Matthew Le God The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: tajjuk The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Alpine Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 You been chattin with Bletch? He sent me pm the other day accusing me of having University Degree FFS! I'm voting for Tokyos in all positive categories cos he's my homie. I'm also voting for everyone who's voting for me in a Votes for Votes scandal. I'm also voting Female Poster Who Sends Bearsy Sexiest PM's Of The Year. It's a close run thing which many candidates, but 2012's winner is: Wibble. She's hot! I know what you're hiding under all that hair and poor grammar! Happy to assist in the sexiest PM voting if there is a tie break. NOT if suewhistle makes the final mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 B!tch most likely to PM more than one poster with a photo of her in an uncomprimising position is: Wibble. She is hot! My votes are for sale, except for the ones I have to give to bear. That leaves for sale: Most miserable poster - £5 ono The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year - £7.50 OVNO The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: £10 Least intelligent poster of the year - £150 Mods please be aware that curry vouchers are not accepted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I'll take the most unpleasant and nasty poster of the year vote Tokyo....need to cement my position in one category at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I'll take the most unpleasant and nasty poster of the year vote Tokyo....need to cement my position in one category at least. Sold to the man in the hat! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 You been chattin with Bletch? He sent me pm the other day accusing me of having University Degree FFS! I'm voting for Tokyos in all positive categories cos he's my homie. I'm also voting for everyone who's voting for me in a Votes for Votes scandal. I'm also voting Female Poster Who Sends Bearsy Sexiest PM's Of The Year. It's a close run thing which many candidates, but 2012's winner is: Wibble. She's hot! Hey bear. Here's a quiz. What does the Pee in PM stand for? What's said in the PM, stays in the PM. That's my credo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Don't worry Bletch, I won't show your photos to anyone. * *unless they ask. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 What does the Pee in PM stand for? Wibble thinks "Pornographic". Sorry for breaches of confidence tho homie! At least I didn't mention bout the crabs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Name dropper of the year.......umm not sure who that applies to lol , by the way Phil how are things going in Dubai? Cool. Lee told me to say thanks for letting his lot have Billy Sharp on loan. (Oh and guys - NEVER sit down with Miguel to drink Rioja after 6 pints of free beer the hangover REALLY isn't worth it) I have to wear Blue Shirt & Black Trousers this weekend but I PROMISE to find a way to have Red & White on me somewhere when I wave at you from Sky Sports Sunday Afternoon before the game starts Oh and I DO have some dirt about the Ryder Cup Players party but will save that for a rainy day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Cool. Lee told me to say thanks for letting his lot have Billy Sharp on loan. (Oh and guys - NEVER sit down with Miguel to drink Rioja after 6 pints of free beer the hangover REALLY isn't worth it) I have to wear Blue Shirt & Black Trousers this weekend but I PROMISE to find a way to have Red & White on me somewhere when I wave at you from Sky Sports Sunday Afternoon before the game starts Oh and I DO have some dirt about the Ryder Cup Players party but will save that for a rainy day Oh and anyway enough of the p1ss taking Nick. I trust you are aware of the actual TITLE of the golf this weekend? I don't know of many other posters as important as wot I am to actually have a Golf Tournament named after them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 New category: Most skim read poster: Dubai Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 New category: Most skim read poster: Dubai Phil Woo HOO! Yay! Made it on the invite list Where & When is the awards dinner? Do I need to rent a Tux? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The least amusing copycat poster of the year (AKA the deppo award): johnnyboy Worst spelling of the year award. Hypo. Biggest paedo savile lover award. Hypo. Most hateful individual. Hypo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I vote Turkish for every category. I vote for you as well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The Ron Jermey award for biggest knob of the year - Wes Ender The Les Dennis, live melt down of the year - Franks Cousin The Michael McIntyre, trying to be funny but failing badly award - the Stain The Barry George award for stalker of the year - Greenridge The Andy Gorman award for spilt personality of the year - this charming man/Sour Mash/Turkish/Griffo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 (edited) Best poster of the year: CB Fry Worst poster of the year: suewhistle Funniest poster of the year: Bearsy Least funny poster of the year: Verbal The most positive poster of the year: NickG The most negative poster of the year: TheDellDays Most intelligent poster of the year: Franks Cousin Least intelligent poster of the year: Bexy Banned poster of the year: Windmill Arm 2 (if he aint yet, he will be soon) The "I'm trying to be funny like Deppo but not succeeding" poster of the year: The Kraken The "i dont need punctuation that shiz is wack" poster of the year: The most text effects poster of the year: The most ridiculous thread of the year: Beckham courtesy of Saint Garrett The poster with the most locked threads of the year: Miltonroader07 The "Who the **** are you?" poster of the year: The Piers Morgan award for unpleasant and nasty poster of the year: Dig Dig Edited 21 November, 2012 by alpine_saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Two nominations for nastiest poster of the year plus one vote I've purchased off Tokyo in exchange for a limited edition Cortese shirt. Looks like it's in the bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The nastiest poster of the year Hypo Well I didn't really have anyone in mind until I read post 9 posted by Hypo earlier in this thread. "The Jimmy Saville child abuser of the year award: Pap" That IMHO is way over the top and possibly the nastiest thing anyone could be called. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aqbadger Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 Gambler of the year: Crab Lungs Morecambe and Wise award: Bearsy and Tokyo Lurker of the year: aqbadger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I'm on the scoreboard! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I can't pretend i'm not disappointed to have not been nominated yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The self pity + coolest wrist band award: SuperMikey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 The self pity + coolest wrist band award: SuperMikey You're so nasty. I'm having to rethink my earlier appraisal of you, Diggers my boy. First the gold shirt thread and now this; it's not good enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dig Dig Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I know Kracks, seems everything I post is nasty and unpleasant. Oh how it must feel to be a poster of the year nominee. You'll sleep well tonight I'm sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 21 November, 2012 Share Posted 21 November, 2012 I know Kracks, seems everything I post is nasty and unpleasant. Oh how it must feel to be a poster of the year nominee. You'll sleep well tonight I'm sure I'm positively glowing in the warmth of it. And there was me thinking everyone saw right through my relentless bullsh*t. Who knew? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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