Saint_Mabes Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Watching the Chelsea game and for some reason my mind wandered to thinking about certain players who come across as rather dozey (to put it politely). Which Saints player do you think has the lowest IQ and who the highest? I have two in mind...
Colinjb Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Lowest: Schteeeeeeeve. Highest: Kelvin (NVQ in technical drawing) Davis.
Saint Charlie Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Puncheon seems dumb. JWP pretty intelligent from what he says.
Saint Charlie Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Historically I remember an interview with Ryan Smith and he pretty much couldn't even say his name.
the stain Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Lowest: Schteeeeeeeve. Highest: Kelvin (NVQ in technical drawing) Davis. Im going to put my neck on the line and suggest that if players can speak more than two languages, they can't be too thick. I think it's reasonably obvious that puncheon is more than a bit daft.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Another vote for Punch here as thickest... Most intelligent...probably Jos.
Saint Charlie Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 (edited) Lamberts speech is quite slurry but not sure he is thick. Chaplow seems fairly intelligent on twitter compared to some. Jonno Quick does the worst Saints Player interviews but it might be shyness rather than anything else. Edited 20 November, 2012 by Saint Charlie
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Gazza has a rats tail hair cut so therefore must have an IQ of a gnat.
Liquidshokk Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Can't believe the obvious choice of Lambert hasn't been mentioned more. I hear he is as simple as he appears in his interviews. Love the guy though
Saint_Mabes Posted 20 November, 2012 Author Posted 20 November, 2012 We can tally up the votes and send them a certificate. Big font and limited wording for the loser obviously. Lowest = puncheon (his eyes not right) Highest = Morgan
ART Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Just how low are our supporters going to get in supporting and encouraging our squad. Even at the best of times this is not intelligent discussing things that few personally know the first thing about. Least of all on the main board of the the official supporters forum. Shame on all those who've replied, and that includes you Charlie. You ought to know better than most about feelings and how to destroy a persons confidence. Puncheon frequently gives interviews and doesn't come across as dumb or thick. Sensitivity, confidence in ones talent and ability isn't the same as being of low intelligence or thick.
the stain Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Just how low are our supporters going to get in supporting and encouraging our squad. Even at the best of times this is not intelligent discussing things that few personally know the first thing about. Least of all on the main board of the the official supporters forum. Shame on all those who've replied, and that includes you Charlie. You ought to know better than most about feelings and how to destroy a persons confidence. Puncheon frequently gives interviews and doesn't come across as dumb or thick. Sensitivity, confidence in ones talent and ability isn't the same as being of low intelligence or thick. You need to calm down.
Liquidshokk Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Just how low are our supporters going to get in supporting and encouraging our squad. Even at the best of times this is not intelligent discussing things that few personally know the first thing about. Least of all on the main board of the the official supporters forum. Shame on all those who've replied, and that includes you Charlie. You ought to know better than most about feelings and how to destroy a persons confidence. Puncheon frequently gives interviews and doesn't come across as dumb or thick. Sensitivity, confidence in ones talent and ability isn't the same as being of low intelligence or thick. Not sure any of them care what us peasants think.
Colinjb Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Just how low are our supporters going to get in supporting and encouraging our squad. Even at the best of times this is not intelligent discussing things that few personally know the first thing about. Least of all on the main board of the the official supporters forum. Shame on all those who've replied, and that includes you Charlie. You ought to know better than most about feelings and how to destroy a persons confidence. Puncheon frequently gives interviews and doesn't come across as dumb or thick. Sensitivity, confidence in ones talent and ability isn't the same as being of low intelligence or thick.
richard Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Have to agree with Art, this is a public forum and it's insulting. None of us has any idea how intelligent the players are.
Dig Dig Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Fox looks pretty dumb, his facial expressions always seem a bit simple. Not sure about the brightest. All our academy lads seem pretty bright and articulate for young footballers
Dig Dig Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Have to agree with Art, this is a public forum and it's insulting. None of us has any idea how intelligent the players are.
Saint Charlie Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Fox looks pretty dumb, his facial expressions always seem a bit simple. Not sure about the brightest. All our academy lads seem pretty bright and articulate for young footballers We have a good level of intelligence about us.
studentsaint Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Talking of thick...pompey are in the relegation zone after a sixth consecutive loss.
Colinjb Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Talking of thick...pompey are in the relegation zone after a sixth consecutive loss. #coughs#Seventh#coughs#
Bucks Saint Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 I dont care. Ability matters as does discipline and commitment. Beyond that by all means get someone else to tie the shoe laces
Norm Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 And to think, I pay a part of my pension to read crap/stupid threads like this. I wish you had posted this last week, I then could have saved money by not renewing my subscription. Why not ask, 'which player has the fattest arse, worst teeth' etc etc. OP, were you bored when you 'thought' to post this?
the stain Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 A good idea, Norm. The fattest arse thread would be tricky. As sportsmen, surely none of them should have fat bottoms? Id be pretty angry if someone being paid a lot of money to wear the sants kit had a fat arse.
Saint Charlie Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 And to think, I pay a part of my pension to read crap/stupid threads like this. I wish you had posted this last week, I then could have saved money by not renewing my subscription. Why not ask, 'which player has the fattest arse, worst teeth' etc etc. OP, were you bored when you 'thought' to post this? But asking 'are Spurs actually better than us?'
the stain Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 "Are Spurs more intelligent than us" would be a good thread.
RonManager Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 I like a laugh, but this is puerile cheap shots.
the stain Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 "who has the fattest bums - spurs or saints"
RonManager Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 "who has the fattest bums - spurs or saints" Now there's a worthwhile topic we can sink our teeth into.
Bearsy Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 I read somewhere or other that they done tests on top footballers and found they were massively above average when it come to raw brain power. Top 5% of the population or something. Probably being quick thinking and seeing patterns and stuff is useful in becoming top footballer.
the stain Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 Anyway, I'd like to publicly apologise to Jason Puncheon for suggesting he's a bit daft. I see now that my comments were childish and would only serve to undermine Jason's confidence.
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 All our players are very intelligent and articulate. There, after that confident boost we should win 10-0 on Sunday. jeez, some people on here need to take that rod out of their arse.
studentsaint Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 #coughs#Seventh#coughs# Don't think cup games contribute to league position #cough #six
St Chalet Posted 20 November, 2012 Posted 20 November, 2012 I like a laugh, but this is puerile cheap shots. Agreed. Not sure this one will make Golden Threads.
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