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And the Octopus? Was that just collateral damage? I was thinking of starting a thread in strange porn but with the rule that no porn was allowed to be posted i.e. octopus heads.

 

Can I repost?

 

You should go to the site suggestions section and ask for the forum to have a whole sub-section for strange porn but with no porn allowed!

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What was wrong with my Japanese one? That wasn't porn (not in the conventional sense anyway). It was just two Japanese chicks with octopuses on their heads. I have rechecked the rules and there is nothing in there about seafood as hats!

 

It overstepped the mark Toke.

 

I could see the octopus's penis.

 

But then I am a mollusc phallus expert.

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I'm actually more fixated on bugenhagen's colon.

 

Impressively and anally consistent use of that punctuation device. Suggests he's a he or an OCD she to me.

 

Anyway, I have a feeling that the representation is meant to be metaphorical rather than comparative.

 

i.e. bugenhagen is "standing on the outside looking in", and not necessarily an androgynously attractive person waiting to become the filling in a Japanese Bear sandwich.

 

Spot on, saintbletch! I am indeed quite anal when it comes to the usage of colon!

 

As English is not my first language, you should see me in action when it comes to my anal fixation with the usage of colon and my own tounge...

 

Tokyo and Bearsy, I am doing fine, thanks. Here are some FACTS about me:

 

• I am fit

• There are posters on this board who have met/seen me

• Someone on here has bought me a couple of drinks, and sent me safely home in a taxi at the end of the night

• Some on here has video footage of me "breaking a sweat"

• The last time I had sex was with a girl

 

Sorry for moving off topic a bit (but I think this is within the rules on the Muppet Show), and for my slow response.

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• I am fit

• There are posters on this board who have met/seen me

• Someone on here has bought me a couple of drinks, and sent me safely home in a taxi at the end of the night

• Some on here has video footage of me "breaking a sweat"

• The last time I had sex was with a girl.

 

So a fit lesbian that can tongue herself.........rule 1!!

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Spot on, saintbletch! I am indeed quite anal when it comes to the usage of colon!

 

As English is not my first language, you should see me in action when it comes to my anal fixation with the usage of colon and my own tounge...

 

Tokyo and Bearsy, I am doing fine, thanks. Here are some FACTS about me:

 

• I am fit

• There are posters on this board who have met/seen me

• Someone on here has bought me a couple of drinks, and sent me safely home in a taxi at the end of the night

• Some on here has video footage of me "breaking a sweat"

• The last time I had sex was with a girl

 

Sorry for moving off topic a bit (but I think this is within the rules on the Muppet Show), and for my slow response.

 

Too late feller, I've already 'moved you on' to Bearsy. I get first dibs on the next one.

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Spot on, saintbletch! I am indeed quite anal when it comes to the usage of colon!

 

As English is not my first language, you should see me in action when it comes to my anal fixation with the usage of colon and my own tounge...

 

Tokyo and Bearsy, I am doing fine, thanks. Here are some FACTS about me:

 

• I am fit

• There are posters on this board who have met/seen me

• Someone on here has bought me a couple of drinks, and sent me safely home in a taxi at the end of the night

• Some on here has video footage of me "breaking a sweat"

• The last time I had sex was with a girl

 

Sorry for moving off topic a bit (but I think this is within the rules on the Muppet Show), and for my slow response.

 

Amygate round 2 :uhoh:

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As many on here know, I work as a top private detective on a freelance basis, occasionally teaming up with Bearsy for the bigger investigations. Anyway, here is what I have found out..

 

Here are some FACTS about me:

 

• I am fit this means he is a runner

• There are posters on this board who have met/seen me Mikey served him in his shop, he was sticking up for a zombie invasion

• Someone on here has bought me a couple of drinks, and sent me safely home in a taxi at the end of the night This was Turkish and the roofies make him think he was safe - esseru was the driver - make your own conclusions.

• Some on here has video footage of me "breaking a sweat" Bearsy bought the DVD of the night from aforemention taxi driver

• The last time I had sex was with a girl This was Sue, something about a wine cellar and a horse riding whip

 

Sorry for moving off topic a bit (but I think this is within the rules on the Muppet Show), and for my slow response.

 

Glad to be of service

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It overstepped the mark Toke.

 

I could see the octopus's penis.

 

But then I am a mollusc phallus expert.

 

Well if you were a mollusc (sub category cephalopod) expert, you would surely have mentioned that the Octupus's penis (which is arm number 3), frequently falls off and is regrown You would have differentiated between a penis and its hectocotylus. By the way, when I create the funny sad people thread, I will be a Data Analyst - checker of facts. Except I wont fall into the funny bit.

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Spot on, saintbletch! I am indeed quite anal when it comes to the usage of colon!

 

As English is not my first language, you should see me in action when it comes to my anal fixation with the usage of colon and my own tounge...

 

Tokyo and Bearsy, I am doing fine, thanks. Here are some FACTS about me:

 

• I am fit

• There are posters on this board who have met/seen me

• Someone on here has bought me a couple of drinks, and sent me safely home in a taxi at the end of the night

• Some on here has video footage of me "breaking a sweat"

• The last time I had sex was with a girl

 

Sorry for moving off topic a bit (but I think this is within the rules on the Muppet Show), and for my slow response.

 

Why thank you kind lady/boy.

 

As you may or may not know bugenhagen, I have been gifted a power by the Gods that allows me to draw deep insight into the lives of everyday people through their ramblings on this site.

 

I simply have to read enough of their posts to know everything there is to know about them.

 

I don't make a big deal about this sort of power because I don't think it should be abused. I try to use it largely for good purposes and to combat the evil in the world. These superhero powers are visited upon me only if I wear the accompanying superhero costume - a deerstalker hat, a large magnifying glass and plus fours containing a small but everlasting bag of clinical grade coke which I dilute to a seven percent solution.

 

They call me Sherlock Hom-ophone.

 

I have used these powers on here a few times. I used them to proclaim Cheese on Toast innocent of being dune, to nail the bear on his likely educational path (despite his tw*t-like obfuscation) and to spot that Toke is a not a proper detective but is instead a complete and utter funtwhit. Oh and as we both know, I also saw your colon.

 

So I will now read your past posts and make a judgement as to your likely gender and if the gods are smiling on us I'll predict what you're having for dinner on Sunday.

 

But first, from the small sample that you have provided thus far bugenhagen, I can already confirm that you have a stalker!

 

Yes that's right, from reading the small handful of letters grouped and arranged into tokens and corralled by an even smaller number of punctuation marks, I have deduced that you are in danger. I think you'll find that sitting outside your house (apartment) at the moment, in a car just across the road sits a medium sized bear with a pair of binoculars (held with one hand) gazing into your bedroom window.

 

Don't thank me bugenhagen, simply call the Politi.

 

P.S. Don't try telling me that I've got something wrong - nobody will believe you.

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I remember a time before Bearsy and Tokyo pulled saintbletch into their sordid consensual universe.

 

The man was a voice of reason; the sort of low-post merchant who bides his time before delivering a killer blow, causing great strain to the T, H, I and S keys on many a poster's keyboard.

 

Look what you bast@rds have reduced him to; a thoroughly amusing and articulate court jester providing most of the Muppet Show content yet getting none of the credit. Furthermore, you're denying me use of him. I was going to post some outrageous things in the Lounge, fully expecting the usual cabal of miscreants and/or masturbators presently in a refractory period to chip in with reductive one liners.

 

I can't really do that without saintbletch coming in and saying things like "Well buctootim, have you been to the centre of the Earth. Do you know for certain that bipedal lizards do not live there?"

 

Sort it out, boys. Some kind of timeshare is appropriate, I feel.

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I remember a time before Bearsy and Tokyo pulled saintbletch into their sordid consensual universe.

 

The man was a voice of reason; the sort of low-post merchant who bides his time before delivering a killer blow, causing great strain to the T, H, I and S keys on many a poster's keyboard.

 

Look what you bast@rds have reduced him to; a thoroughly amusing and articulate court jester providing most of the Muppet Show content yet getting none of the credit. Furthermore, you're denying me use of him. I was going to post some outrageous things in the Lounge, fully expecting the usual cabal of miscreants and/or masturbators presently in a refractory period to chip in with reductive one liners.

 

I can't really do that without saintbletch coming in and saying things like "Well buctootim, have you been to the centre of the Earth. Do you know for certain that bipedal lizards do not live there?"

 

Sort it out, boys. Some kind of timeshare is appropriate, I feel.

 

Thanks pap.

 

But it's OK. I'm happy here now. Bear treats me well although Toke does have a visit from the green eyed monster every so often (see his post above - miaow!).

 

But tell me pap, do people really type S, H, I and T after my posts in the lounge?

 

That's a little depressing.

 

And yes, I'm still willing to be your campaign agent if you ever run for Muppet Show Mayor.

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Thanks pap.

 

But it's OK. I'm happy here now. Bear treats me well although Toke does have a visit from the green eyed monster every so often (see his post above - miaow!).

 

But tell me pap, do people really type S, H, I and T after my posts in the lounge?

 

That's a little depressing.

 

And yes, I'm still willing to be your campaign agent if you ever run for Muppet Show Mayor.

 

Thou doth protest too much, I reckon. Chalk it off to my conspiratorial leanings if you must, but your opening statement sounds like someone who has been chained to a drainage pipe for 2 years in the Lebanon. You identify with your captors. I get that. But at what cost?

 

SaintsWeb abhors a vacuum. dune is gone, so we lose our usual business travel to Rhodesia and/or Gibraltar. There is a thread on submarines which may as well be titled "my opinion is better than yours, but I'm not going to tell you why". TMS is fun, bletch, but you've neglected the shire of the Lounge!

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Pap **** off! Stop coming round here stealing our dad! How are we supposed to learn about homophobs and stuff without bletchy? Get back to your own area with alps and hypo and all your other 'mates'. Leave bletchy here with me spudders, bear, paradise, dig dig, hanna and the lurkers. He'll be fine, we'll look after him.

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Pap **** off! Stop coming round here stealing our dad! How are we supposed to learn about homophobs and stuff without bletchy? Get back to your own area with alps and hypo and all your other 'mates'. Leave bletchy here with me spudders, bear, paradise, dig dig, hanna and the lurkers. He'll be fine, we'll look after him.

 

I'm sorry Tokes. I love you and Bear, I really do. I'm just left with the distinct impression that saintbletch is joining some bizarre cult, and that his doing so may ultimately result in the ungodly sacrifice of a nipple. You can see my concern, surely?

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I'm sorry Tokes. I love you and Bear, I really do. I'm just left with the distinct impression that saintbletch is joining some bizarre cult, and that his doing so may ultimately result in the ungodly sacrifice of a nipple. You can see my concern, surely?

 

We call Bletch gerrad now. He has not joined a cult, his is just trying to improve his life and is reducing his zions for when the great maker returns. Leave him be Pap, leave him be.

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I'm sorry Tokes. I love you and Bear, I really do. I'm just left with the distinct impression that saintbletch is joining some bizarre cult, and that his doing so may ultimately result in the ungodly sacrifice of a nipple. You can see my concern, surely?

 

He he pap! Let me put your mind at rest.

 

Tokyo, well him and the bear - you wouldn't meet a nicer two blokes. To be honest, I'm really, really happy here. My only concern is that I've neglected The Lounge.

 

It's nice to know I'm missed, but I'm really safe here and in no danger of injury. People shouldn't worry about me or my nipples.

 

gerrad

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