Dear Father Christmas

[Lighthouse]

If Santa was a Russian oil billionaire who could bring you one gift, anything you wanted, what would you get?

 

I quite fancy one of these; the $33m, 60kt, 118ft WallyPower motor yacht

 

 

 

 

Would need a decent sized berth for it in Ocean Village too.

[Colinjb]

Why have a house!? That is pretty fit.

[Huffton]

[CB Saint]

Right, listen up Santa, you fat knacka, I asked for this (http://www.williamswarn.com/The-WilliamsWarn) last year and you didn't come through, despite having plenty of notice. FFS, how long do your elves need to rustle one up? Well, I am giving you over a months notice this year so there should be no excuse for non delivery, even furniture land can fufill an order in that timescale.

 

I have also been extra good this year and I promise not to put any of my other present requests on my wife's amazon list this year (true story ).

 

Yours in anticipation,

 

CB Saint

[stu0x]

His chequebook

[capitalsaint]

 

you'd like a racist plane?

[Tokyo-Saint]

I want one of those subs alps has been banging on about, then we could see how fast the fecker really went.

[swannymere]

The cast of any reality show put to a slow and very painful death, and to really rub it in no coverage by TV or the press.

[Spudders]

you'd like a racist plane?

 

:lol: good spot eagle eyes

[BadgerBadger]

[Lighthouse]

You can come and hang out on my yacht in the med, provided you bring her with you.

[CB Saint]

You can come and hang out on my yacht in the med, provided you bring her with you.

 

Even your avatar seems keen on that idea, given where he is pointing.

[Golden Balls]

Some ridiculously huge house that comes with a car, helicopter, yacht at the end of the garden and Lucy Pinder as the slave.

 

That still counts as one present.

[CB Saint]

Dear Santa,

 

If the personal Brewery is beyond the creative power of the elves,how about one of these.

 

http://www.firebox.com/product/5437/BBQ-Donut-Boat

 

http://www.firebox.com/product/4096/Mobile-Beer-Bar

 

http://www.firebox.com/product/4572/11-The-Beautiful-Game-Luxury-Table-Football

 

http://www.firebox.com/product/4893/Project-Utopia

 

and one for dalek

 

http://www.firebox.com/product/3621/Dalek-Replica

[This Charming Man]

[Jillyanne]

you'd like a racist plane?

 

lol I spotted that too!

[Lighthouse]

It's a photo shop. Apparently there is an aircraft with that registration but it's a small prop in a museum in Arizona.

 

http://johnhumephotography.zenfolio.com/p566535760/h14840D84#h14840d84

[Spudders]

Why would the president of the USA fake a name on his plane, who's to say that plane you've linked too isn't trying to fake it up to be like the president of the USA?

[alpine_saint]

I'd quite like one of these :