Fashion Victims Thread #42 : Red Trousers

[pap]

I know that it might be slightly hypocritical for someone who looks like a dwarf mammoth to be ripping the fashion sense of others, but still.

 

FFS.

 

http://bit.ly/yguuYU

 

Sorry about the less than plain link, boys and girls. The domain address has a swear-word in it, and we can't see that. Lord no.

[Turkish]

yep fully agree with this.

 

Also chinos or jeans with elasticated bottoms worn with espadrilles (no socks) or high top mong shoes.

 

lets hear it for bulb fashionists..

 

[pap]

I've always thought of red trousers as being the sort of thing exchange student kids would wear.

 

I don't get it. Is it an "I'm a member of a certain social class thing" or is it a case of "hey girls, look at my cock area"? Nothing to stop it from being both, I suppose.

[Turkish]

also this look

 

 

T-shirts with scarves FFS. Immediately says 'i look like a plum plank melt, but everyone else is wearing it so i should'

[Miltonroader07]

Jaffa cakes with cheese

[Spudders]

Miltonroader, why do you not have a picture next to your name yet after asking me for support, my time if fecking valuable ya know.

[Spudders]

Re red trousers, I had some red baggy jeans in the early 90's that I used to wear to raves, they went with my fila footwear.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Where they 'blue bolts' from topman for a fiver? If so, I know the pair. Everyone had a different colour, in a 38 inch waist. I had black and green stripes and could have gone camping in them.

[pap]

Re red trousers, I had some red baggy jeans in the early 90's that I used to wear to raves, they went with my fila footwear.

 

That is forgivable, I feel. I once went to a rave dressed as "black costume Spiderman" ( red is a bit hard to conjure ). Weirdest experience ever. Total action as Spidey. F*ck all as "Pap Parker".

[Spudders]

Where they 'blue bolts' from topman for a fiver? If so, I know the pair. Everyone had a different colour, in a 38 inch waist. I had black and green stripes and could have gone camping in them.

 

I can't remember what make they were tokyo, but I had some green ones as well. I'm pretty sure they were more than a fiver though.

[pap]

also this look

 

 

T-shirts with scarves FFS. Immediately says 'i look like a plum plank melt, but everyone else is wearing it so i should'

 

It's a bit Biggles for me. I own precisely one scarf, my Saints scarf. It looks crap on its own, but the foam hands really set the look off. I know you approve.

[Spudders]

It's a bit Biggles for me.

yes the t-shirt & scarf combo was a well known look when flying, with the foam hands helping keep pilots warm at high altitudes

[Turkish]

Deep V, tight fitting t-shirts, with chinos and mong shoes, always worn with gelled hair and a sunbed tan. Or as its commonly known 'the Take Me Out'

[Tokyo-Saint]

Like shorts with deck shoes and no socks eh Turkish? All that's missing is the deep V showing off the badger on your chest and you'd have your arm round paddy, picking a slag in fake tan before you know it.

[Turkish]

Like shorts with deck shoes and no socks eh Turkish? All that's missing is the deep V showing off the badger on your chest and you'd have your arm round paddy, picking a slag in fake tan before you know it.

 

It's quite disturbing how much and how many of my comments you remember.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm your number 1 fan Turkish. I memorise all of your golden posts. Who could forget 'which old 2nd hand Beemer should I get' or 'wanna buy some printer paper, I'll give you a good price' or 'this mongboard is sh!t come follow me to the ugly inside'.

 

I've taken over chef Delldays now you've cast him aside to the forum dogs. Let's team up and tell the rest of these fools how to dress.

[Spudders]

Oh Tokyo, just because Bear isn’t about much at the moment, doesn’t mean you should start whoring yourself out, you’re better than that!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Thanks spudders. I feel so ashamed, I lost myself for a moment, I was taken by the tight jeans and Liam Gallagher swagger.

 

I do like Turkish though, doesn't take this spazboard stuff too seriously, like many do.

[Spudders]

I just don't want to see you and the Bear drift apart just because his not a full member anymore, he's still your same old Bear, he's just sampling how the poor people live at the moment, but no doubt he'll be a full member again soon, and when he comes back posting on a regular basis he'll need you more than ever to be there for him!

[Bearsy]

My opinion don't count for much no more since the mods downgraded me to Registered Offender, but I don't like it when I go out drinking with dudes from work and they turn up wearing oversized shirts untucked which hang out over their beer bellies so in profile they look like a bell.

 

It's a common look up here in the Midlands!

 

PS - Miss you tokyos! BFFF! I've been chatting with the paypal peoples and they reckon I'm all screwed up cos I changed banks and never told them! Bastards. I don't like being Registered, my postings lose much of their charm when not accompanied by my lovely happy face!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bearsy! Your back, well kind of. And you used one of your 3 posts to tell us about your bell mates and say you miss me! Good cover story with the PayPal stuff as well, it's almost believables. Sorry for setting the mods on you bear, it was accidental, friendly fire stuff.

 

Turkish is always on about missing banter, then he gets some and abandons me to partake in his favourite sport, MLG baiting. I feel such a fool now.

[Turkish]

Bearsy! Your back, well kind of. And you used one of your 3 posts to tell us about your bell mates and say you miss me! Good cover story with the PayPal stuff as well, it's almost believables. Sorry for setting the mods on you bear, it was accidental, friendly fire stuff.

 

Turkish is always on about missing banter, then he gets some and abandons me to partake in his favourite sport, MLG baiting. I feel such a fool now.

 

Dont be jealous princess, i didnt mean to cheat on you. I've watched from afar as your relationship with Bearsy has grown and now he's be relegated to a registered poster i feel i can steal you.

[Tokyo-Saint]

You could be my bit of rough Turkish, we could team up while Bearsy is on the register and Charming man is touring Asia. Then when they are back, we can pretend it never happened. Like when I boned the big titted not so fit girl from reception at the Christmas party. If we dont talk about it, it never happened!

[pap]

Ah, it's so sweet to observe the social eddies of Saints Web swirling about. Tokyo missing his Bear (bless!), making sexual overtures to Turkish. The gentle horseplay that one would commonly associated from fans as sophisticated as we.

 

Good night, Jim Bob.

[Turkish]

You could be my bit of rough Turkish, we could team up while Bearsy is on the register and Charming man is touring Asia. Then when they are back, we can pretend it never happened. Like when I boned the big titted not so fit girl from reception at the Christmas party. If we dont talk about it, it never happened!

 

I would heart to be your guilty pleasure

[Tokyo-Saint]

Nice one Turkish and thanks for Pming the photo of you with your shirt off. All those sit ups and krav manga are really paying off.

[Turkish]

Nice one Turkish and thanks for Pming the photo of you with your shirt off. All those sit ups and krav manga are really paying off.

 

Your lederhosen one was pure filth, naughty but nice.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I bet the fact that they were red came as a surprise?*

 

 

 

*he drags it back on topic and yet again avoids an infraction by the skin of his teeth

[Spudders]

 

As it looks like Turkish & Tokyo are going to disappear off this thread and into a private booth soon, I’ll get things back on track. I’ve taken time out of job searching, saintswebing and looking at porn, to dig out pictures of my previously mentioned red & green jeans from my raving days.

 

Please also feel free to appreciate and admire the following neat things:

• 80’s bedroom wallpaper and carpet
  
• Early 90’s rave flyers as was compulsory ‘back in the day’
  
• Wearing a short sleeve t-shirt over a long sleeve t-shirt (some modern day football match attenders might say I was way ahead of the game there, maybe even a pioneer in the area!

 

I’ve obviously potatoed out my head because (1) this forum has several known paedophiles trawling it and (2) as I’ve retained my boyish looks 20 years on, I don’t want forum members who wear short sleeve t-shirts over long sleeve t-shirts recognising and stopping me at the Stadium asking for photos and autographs etc.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Are you touching yourself in the 2nd photo?

 

Good idea though, I think all posters should upload photos of themselves to allow me to judge them from a distance.

 

Did you like me spudders, used to go into T2 in town just get get a load of flyers for raves I would probably never go to? Dreamscape were the best, not nights, I think I only went to theirs once or twice, but flyers. Birds face popping out of a grided paper, like a mash up between a maths text book and weird science.

[Spudders]

I'm using both hands so I doubt I'd be touching myself, I can't remember to be honest.

 

I used to get all my rave flyers at about 7am in the morning on the way out of raves Tokyo, but I know the ones you mean, like these.......

[latter day saint]

if your interested in flyers, check out this website http://www.borosix.co.uk/home/home_page.html

used to pick mine up from T2 & Movement Records as well as the armfulls offered as you wandered from raves out into the cold light of day.

 

just had a look at the pics from the OP & would venture that some of those trousers are in fact Salmon not red, a colour usually worn by toffs & Golfists.

why is it Golfers wear hideously coloured/patterned clothing ?

[Bearsy]

Dont be jealous princess, i didnt mean to cheat on you. I've watched from afar as your relationship with Bearsy has grown and now he's be relegated to a registered poster i feel i can steal you.

 

P!ss off Turkey, daddy's back from prison!

 

[JustMike]

P!ss off Turkey, daddy's back from prison!

 

 

hahahaha! Love it