Stinking Farts

[JohnnyFartPants]

I just can't shake them off. Three dumps today yet still my dead air is totally rank. I am walking to the pub shortly and need this problem sorting.

[Robsk II]

Strain yourself stupid until blood vessels in your eyes pop.

 

A la:

 

http://www.budster.net/videos/stewieredeye.htm

[bungle]

I suggest farting as much as you can before you leave.

Edited 21 November, 2008 by bungle
I hate Robsk and his reading of posts

[Robsk II]

Bungle bungle bungle bungle.

Edited 21 November, 2008 by Robsk II

[JohnnyFartPants]

I suggest farting as much as you can before you leave.

 

I am doing that anyway, but I want some assurances that it might stop before the 7th pint by which time I am never quite sure if I am drawing air or mud from the well, so to speak.

[saint lard]

I fear you will touch cloth before the night draws to an end.