JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I just can't shake them off. Three dumps today yet still my dead air is totally rank. I am walking to the pub shortly and need this problem sorting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Strain yourself stupid until blood vessels in your eyes pop. A la: http://www.budster.net/videos/stewieredeye.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 (edited) I suggest farting as much as you can before you leave. Edited 21 November, 2008 by bungle I hate Robsk and his reading of posts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 (edited) Bungle bungle bungle bungle. Edited 21 November, 2008 by Robsk II Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I suggest farting as much as you can before you leave. I am doing that anyway, but I want some assurances that it might stop before the 7th pint by which time I am never quite sure if I am drawing air or mud from the well, so to speak. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I fear you will touch cloth before the night draws to an end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Create an account or sign in to comment
You need to be a member in order to leave a comment
Create an account
Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!
Register a new accountSign in
Already have an account? Sign in here.
Sign In Now