Turkish Posted 9 November, 2012 Posted 9 November, 2012 I get a fair bit of spray back,probably a couple of times a week. Sometimes I p*ss on my legs and trousers when having a slash when having a poo where the wee goes up and goes betwen the gap between the toilet seat and rim. The last time I p*ssed myself was about a year ago when I got smashed and couldn't get my knob out in time.
Colinjb Posted 9 November, 2012 Posted 9 November, 2012 And you are the guy who refuses to wear football shirts out of fear for how he'll look......
RonManager Posted 9 November, 2012 Posted 9 November, 2012 Just off to a 'chocolate and wine' party over Dulverston way.
dickyhale Posted 9 November, 2012 Posted 9 November, 2012 Monday at WBA and Wednesday in the Skate court always p~ss on the floor at away grounds...Plus skate court always get a puddle.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 November, 2012 Posted 10 November, 2012 I get a fair bit of spray back,probably a couple of times a week. Sometimes I p*ss on my legs and trousers when having a slash when having a poo where the wee goes up and goes betwen the gap between the toilet seat and rim. The last time I p*ssed myself was about a year ago when I got smashed and couldn't get my knob out in time. Jeans too tight?
Turkish Posted 10 November, 2012 Author Posted 10 November, 2012 Jeans too tight? Was wearing a suit, been out with customers in London and was caught short on the tube, ran to the toilet at Waterloo but couldn't get my knob outin time and ended up with a ****ing in little bit in my pants. Biggest problem was it was grey so left a very obvious patch FFS
Tokyo-Saint Posted 10 November, 2012 Posted 10 November, 2012 Missed an opportunity there Turkish, the correct response should have been "knob was too big". The problem with needing a **** is that a lot of it is in the mind. The closer you get to actually ****ing or even sh1tting the more you need it and the less you can hold it. I bet if you had another two stops on the tube you would not have ****ed yourself at the same point in time but would probably have ****ed yourself at the same point in the process, standing in front of the urinal trying to get your pecker out. The only advice I can give is to they and trick your brain into believing you still have ages to wait. It is difficult though, when it actually knows you are searching for 20p because you are just outside the toilet.
Miltonroader07 Posted 10 November, 2012 Posted 10 November, 2012 As a Man of the Cloth I am shocked by this thread
the stain Posted 10 November, 2012 Posted 10 November, 2012 I am able to control my bodily functions. I think it's a little sad if grown men p iss themselves once, but to say "the last time I p issed myself...." suggests its happened on a number of occasions.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I am able to control my bodily functions. I think it's a little sad if grown men p iss themselves once, but to say "the last time I p issed myself...." suggests its happened on a number of occasions. You're more of a sh!t yourself man, I can tell.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Sh it and spunk, I won't lie. Does one trigger off the other? I love Turkish's moral code, so far this weekend alone: It is fine to **** yourself on a regular basis however it is not ok to drink a cocktail of any kind. "Baddie’s bound by ancient codes of decency and secrecy, Look out for the man who’ll bum your wife and then shake your hand." He's my kind of guy.
Spudders Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Every guy is your kind of guy Tokyos, you are a guys guy
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Thanks spud, I think... Unless you think I'm gay... I'm not, the one you are looking for is Bearsy, he's double gay. It's been proven in full proof challenges 1) swear roulette 2) getting Milton to pm you challenge.
Turkish Posted 11 November, 2012 Author Posted 11 November, 2012 I am able to control my bodily functions. I think it's a little sad if grown men p iss themselves once, but to say "the last time I p issed myself...." suggests its happened on a number of occasions. Great Post. You're fast being the Thomas Aqunius of mongboards with your insight and wisdom. If only you could read the subject properly then you'll be the Plato.
the stain Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 By denying that you're gay, what you're saying is that it's wrong and bad to be gay, which makes you homophobic, which I believe should mean infractions. I have reported your post.
the stain Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Great Post. You're fast being the Thomas Aqunius of mongboards with your insight and wisdom. If only you could read the subject properly then you'll be the Plato. Hello! You know some impressive names! Anyway, don't get all upset, it's only the Internet. It's not worth wetting yourself about.
saintfully Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Hello! You know some impressive names! Anyway, don't get all upset, it's only the Internet. It's not worth wetting yourself about. ...again.
Spudders Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Thanks spud, I think... Unless you think I'm gay... I'm not, the one you are looking for is Bearsy, he's double gay. It's been proven in full proof challenges 1) swear roulette 2) getting Milton to pm you challenge. Don’t be daft Tokyo I know you are not gay, being a mans man just means men like and admire you, it doesn’t mean they want to bum you all over the place. I have gay friends and to start with I thought they’d obviously just be thinking of buming me all the time, but it turns out that gay people have taste and therefore find me repulsive as well, they’re just like girls really, but without the boobies and lady parts.
Spudders Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 ...again. I admire the fact that as a registered user, you are willing to use one of your 3 posts a day with a post containing just one word!!!, that takes big balls.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 By denying that you're gay, what you're saying is that it's wrong and bad to be gay, which makes you homophobic, which I believe should mean infractions. I have reported your post. No, I like gays (I'm friend with Bearsy for example) but I'm not one. I was simply saying if you fancy a bum , I'm not your man.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I admire the fact that as a registered user, you are willing to use one of your 3 posts a day with a post containing just one word!!!, that takes big balls. An all on Turkish!
Spudders Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 (edited) An all on Turkish! You may want to go back and recheck this Tokyo, I don't like to call you a mistake maker, but you may have made a mistake! Edit... ok I see what you mean, the stain was aiming his comment at Turkish so, it was kind of Turkish related. My bad, I'm gonna go watch the seagulls out the window for a bit and think about the confusion I'm causing this morning. Edited 11 November, 2012 by Spudders
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Oh yeah, sometimes I like to think I'm Turkish, it's good for me ego.
the stain Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Make sure you're wearing dark trousers when you're pretending to be Turkish.
shurlock Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Make sure you're wearing dark trousers when you're pretending to be Turkish. And have a tiny knob.
Turkish Posted 11 November, 2012 Author Posted 11 November, 2012 By denying that you're gay, what you're saying is that it's wrong and bad to be gay, which makes you homophobic, which I believe should mean infractions. I have reported your post. I think gays are all f*cking arseholes.
Turkish Posted 11 November, 2012 Author Posted 11 November, 2012 And have a tiny knob. Correct. And a Beadle hand. Masterbation is a joyful experience.
Bearsy Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Make sure you're wearing dark trousers when you're pretending to be Turkish. username + post I'm fed up with the little drip drips you sometimes get post p!ss when re-holstering snake in pants, so what I do is carry a little handkerchief in my trouser pocket to give it a little dab dab first. Sometimes, when a girl is sneezing or having a runny nose, I offer her my d!ck towel.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Make sure you're wearing dark trousers when you're pretending to be Turkish. Another one signed up! Mods are you watching this? I'm saleman of the fecking year, that's two in a week.
Bearsy Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Balls! I've only got one! Sales rep with the most full users gets to go to curry night! Feel me?
Spudders Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I'm fed up with the little drip drips you sometimes get post p!ss drip drips are managable, it's when you have a full on second wee on it's way at short notice so have to get it back out again, that's pretty annoying.
Bearsy Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I actually blame the drip drips on my habit of lifting my pee-pee over the waistband of my pants, rather than using the fly. What happens is the waist band pushes against the base of my p!ss tube and causes a small reservoir of p!ss to build up, so when i tuck my knob back in the pressure is released and I'm experiencing a small second p!ss directly into my underpants. They should put warnings bout this on pant labels. Perhaps a short educational video.
the stain Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 username + post Another one signed up! Mods are you watching this? I'm saleman of the fecking year, that's two in a week. I have no idea what either of these mean. Can you explain, please?
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I think gays are all f*cking arseholes. Oh baddie, that's not only an old one, you've used it before.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I have no idea what either of these mean. Can you explain, please? When you say either of these, do you mean me and Bearsy? Don't worry, not understanding us is normal. Just go with it and be glad you're not on the main board counting beards.
Spudders Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I actually blame the drip drips on my habit of lifting my pee-pee over the waistband of my pants, rather than using the fly. What happens is the waist band pushes against the base of my p!ss tube and causes a small reservoir of p!ss to build up, so when i tuck my knob back in the pressure is released and I'm experiencing a small second p!ss directly into my underpants. They should put warnings bout this on pant labels. Perhaps a short educational video. If the club store sold saints p!ss sacks this whole problem would be solved.
Bearsy Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I have no idea what either of these mean. Can you explain, please? You was posting bout wearing dark trousers, your username is The Stain. A lot of people is signing up to Saintsweb specifically to talk to tokyos bout p!ssing themselves!
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Two in a week bear - FACT (see what I mean about Turkish? That fact thing is exactly what he'd say)
Bearsy Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Shut up you mug. I think all gays are f*cking arseholes. Last edited by Turkish at 11:39am. Edited 57 times in total
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I have an agreement with Baj that if SB signs up, the fiver get paid directly into my account. Turkish, if you want a holiday with charming man and sour mash, me and bear will cover for you.
Turkish Posted 11 November, 2012 Author Posted 11 November, 2012 I have an agreement with Baj that if SB signs up, the fiver get paid directly into my account. Turkish, if you want a holiday with charming man and sour mash, me and bear will cover for you. I just want to qualify for the next curry night.
Spudders Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Why don't you set up your own alternate curry night Turkish, it'd be like the Channel 4 alternate Christmas speech.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I just want to qualify for the next curry night. Ain't ever going to happen p!sspants, what you should have done is stared off your other accounts as registered users, then make it look like you got them to sign up.
saintfully Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 An all on Turkish! Please stop. Making any connection between my big balls and Turdish (its just so fu.cking funny) is making me queasy and depressed.
scotty Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 I just want to qualify for the next curry night. Simple enough turks, just become an utter c*nt with fifteen nicked quid in his pocket towards the vindaloo buffet. Job done.
scotty Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 ...incidentally, have you entirely dismissed my south coast gastroenteritis/losing games theory? I still think it holds water.
Dig Dig Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Turkish's knob must be tiny if he manages to **** through the gap between the toilet and the seat. Mine hangs right in the bowl thus making this a physically impossible feat. This revelation explains alot.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 November, 2012 Posted 11 November, 2012 Shrimp dik p!sspants - you going to stand for this Turkish? You don't get this kind of treatment on the main board!
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