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Actually, if you are at WORK, then why not try ****ing doing some!

 

I don't have any to do, can't give out calls to engineers that aren't there. Also I never make anyone else a cuppa as they're all fussy buggers.

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Slip a finger in under your desk

 

I laughed to myself and almost conjoured up an image of someone I work with doing that. It was horrible, in a nice sort of way.

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Tidy up?

 

Run the hoover round?

 

Sit quietly and look pretty?

 

No need, we have cleaners for that.

 

Henry isn't around.

 

I can't sit quietly and unable to look pretty.

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find someone you really hate and leave some prawns in their desk for the weekend

If it looks like a prawn and it tastes like a prawn then it ain't necessarily a prawn.

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