Favourite bird from the past who is now either old and minging or dead

[Lighthouse]

Right I've never heard of this bird but all the old tarts in my office were taking great joy in laughing at this *****r and to the bloke who married here, sucked in hahaha.

 

Before Marriage:

 

Getting all comfortable and a few vindaloo's in post marriage:

 

That before picture is 2 different women surely? Hard to tell from such a small image but it looks like different women wearing a similar bikini.

 

Being a bit of a young'n the first woman I can remember fancying is Jet from Gladiators. After a quick Google it turns out she's only 40, not all that minging and not particularly dead either. I'm fresh out of ideas.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ok Colin, we'l let that one through as in this photo she is hairier than bearsy.

 

[Convict Colony]

That before picture is 2 different women surely? Hard to tell from such a small image but it looks like different women wearing a similar bikini.

 

Being a bit of a young'n the first woman I can remember fancying is Jet from Gladiators. After a quick Google it turns out she's only 40, not all that minging and not particularly dead either. I'm fresh out of ideas.

 

Yeah good spot its the one on the left but came with the other picture, the birds name is Ashyirwa rai or something like that a well famous indian model actress type.

[Convict Colony]

Ok Colin, we'l let that one through as in this photo she is hairier than bearsy.

 

 

She looks like Zelda

[notnowcato]

Get an NDA you two!

[Window Cleaner]

Got to be Mandy Rice-Davies for me, every schoolboys dream in the 60s . Mind you quite a few preferred Keeler but she was a total slut.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Got to be Mandy Rice-Davies for me, every schoolboys dream in the 60s . Mind you quite a few preferred Keeler but she was a total slut.

 

Read the rules windows. Honestly, I am going to have to get one of the turned mods to start handing out infractions in a minute, it is chaos in here.

 

Also, windows, you are always mentioning birds your have banged but still no readers wives style photos, at the very least PM me.

[Window Cleaner]

Read the rules windows. Honestly, I am going to have to get one of the turned mods to start handing out infractions in a minute, it is chaos in here.

 

Also, windows, you are always mentioning birds your have banged but still no readers wives style photos, at the very least PM me.

 

 

Right

 

 

See I'm having trouble with me photos.

As for the rest a gentleman nevers bandies ladies names about,

Edited 9 November, 2012 by Window Cleaner

[Tokyo-Saint]

Right

 

 

Right that's it windows - Skintsaint infract this mother, he is teasing us with failed photos.

[Convict Colony]

She has let herself go

 

Scarlett

 

 

Edited 9 November, 2012 by Convict Colony

[scotty]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1EDafL1qUqg/TBBR9sganmI/AAAAAAAALT8/CgXcPSIVFZo/s1600/DebbieHarry.jpg

 

I'd still wreck La Harry, even now.

[Window Cleaner]

Right that's it windows - Skintsaint infract this mother, he is teasing us with failed photos.

 

Not so, anyone can look up MRD and CK, two of the best known sluts in British History.

Mind you Southampton had it's share in political scandals at that time remember the faked suicide Postmaster General John Stonehouse?? Knew his sister unbangable though much too old.

 

Edited 9 November, 2012 by Window Cleaner

[Tokyo-Saint]

Is that Scarlett Johansson (born 1984)? Jesus. Well I suppose she is old compared to Ranyes Parkers nominations earlier. Not mining though is she? Evidence needed!

[Dimond Geezer]

Barbara Bach back in the day:

 

 

 

and more recently: (I think she's on the right)

 

[Convict Colony]

There is some dodginess going on here, I got a wicked photo of scarletts bangers in their full glory but with nips covered but its not showing the pic.

 

Check it out here

http://www.celebjihad.com/celeb-jihad/first-look-at-scarlett-johansson-in-the-avengers?utm_source=wahoha.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=wahoha

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yeah that's strange convict cause I saw it and then suddenly it disappeared. I think you're going down for it. I've set a couple of mods loose, who knows who they will **** up.

[mcjwills]

 

 

Marianne Faithfull

 

It was all them mars bars that made her put the weight on.

[raynesparksaint]

Tokyo - can we make it so people have to put 3-4 pics of the chicks in their prime, then 1 when they are older/minging/dead? So we can see the comparison?

 

The savage truth is that fit girls don't stay fit forever and I think we need to reminded of that

[Tokyo-Saint]

feckin hell, anyone seen the main board? They are listing beards over there???

[scotty]

Ingrid Bergman.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Tokyo - can we make it so people have to put 3-4 pics of the chicks in their prime, then 1 when they are older/minging/dead? So we can see the comparison?

 

The savage truth is that fit girls don't stay fit forever and I think we need to reminded of that

 

Good idea, this is now rule 5 as no one is posting playboy stuff.

[Tokyo-Saint]

On the other hand, some people are struggling to even get one photo up. Windows even sent us to google earlier.

 

Ok, one photo min, 3 or 4 if you can including one of her as a m!nger (why is *****r band?).

[scotty]

Not so, anyone can look up MRD and CK, two of the best known sluts in British History.

Mind you Southampton had it's share in political scandals at that time remember the faked suicide Postmaster General John Stonehouse?? Knew his sister unbangable though much too old.

 

 

 

Joanne Whalley played Keeler in the film, Scandal. She is as fit as f*ck, shame val kilmer ruined her.

[raynesparksaint]

Actually maybe don't post pics of dead chicks either, just old / minging will do

[Window Cleaner]

Joanne Whalley played Keeler in the film, Scandal. She is as fit as f*ck, shame val kilmer ruined her.

 

saw that film the other day, my what a complicated life Keeler led.

[Convict Colony]

Yeah that's strange convict cause I saw it and then suddenly it disappeared. I think you're going down for it. I've set a couple of mods loose, who knows who they will **** up.

 

What!!!!!!!!!

 

I only became fully registered yesterday I can't be in trouble already, if I am is that a record ?

 

Right I'm off to read the rules otherwise you lot are leading me into trouble.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Just read about Jimmy Savile not wanting to bone her as she was too old. Not sure it was true or not. (http://www.scottishreview.net/KennethRoy28A.shtml) What are the rules on topless photos? a few of Keeler knocking around.

[Tokyo-Saint]

What!!!!!!!!!

 

I only became fully registered yesterday I can't be in trouble already, if I am is that a record ?

 

Right I'm off to read the rules otherwise you lot are leading me into trouble.

 

While you are there, look up the rules on topless stuff. Loads of these old b!tches have done playboy.

[Window Cleaner]

I only became fully registered yesterday I can't be in trouble already, if I am is that a record ?

 

 

Doubt it, 1976 Child got banned for a long time and only lasted about a day on his re-instatement. Mind you he did put up a photy of a dog banging a girl or something.

[Convict Colony]

As a man who has posted Kagawa's girlfriends **** vid and then pretend it was a mistake I wouldn't of thought you would be too worried.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I've got two mods working for me convict, I'm safe. You're going down with Raynes park who posted the photo of Michaela Strachan getting bummed by a gorilla on 'the really wild show late night extra'.

[Convict Colony]

While you are there, look up the rules on topless stuff. Loads of these old b!tches have done playboy.

 

I checked and it looks good, the rules state "Personal abuse and prejudice such as racism/homophobia will still be dealt with in the same way as it is elsewhere on the site, as will images or links to pornography.:

 

So I needed to define what pornography is and from wiki:

 

"Pornography is often distinguished from erotica, which consists in the portrayal of sexuality with high-art aspirations, focusing also on feelings and emotions, while pornography involves the depiction of acts in a sensational manner"

 

So if you can get some arty topless shots it looks like your good to go.

[notnowcato]

I've got two mods working for me convict, I'm safe. You're going down with Raynes park who posted the photo of Michaela Strachan getting bummed by a gorilla on 'the really wild show late night extra'.

 

Must admit I found that post disgusting. I mean, come on... what the feck is Michaela Strachan doing in this wenk fest of a fred? Put me off my stroke.

[Tokyo-Saint]

I am just going to watch The People vs. Larry Flynt to prepare my defence. In the meantime, post away, I am sure you'll be fine.

[Window Cleaner]

Here's an unusual photo for you

 

[raynesparksaint]

Must admit I found that post disgusting. I mean, come on... what the feck is Michaela Strachan doing in this wenk fest of a fred? Put me off my stroke.

 

Not the best looking bird I admit, but she was worth getting out of bed for on Saturday mornings in the mid-80's. Better than Sarah Greene anyway.

 

You have to admit she looks alright in 2 out of 3 of those pics (on reflection the third one is a bit ropey)

[Tokyo-Saint]

Is it me or have the last two missed the point of the thread? It is not birds with bacon bras you'd like to bone or who was fitter than Sarah Greene in the 80's. if in doubt, only post birds that are dead now or look like a plastic face has been stuck on a chicken's neck.

 

Also, they must have been fit.

 

For example barbi benton

 

 

 

 

and now...

 

Edited 9 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint

[Colinjb]

Hairy arms and a little slip of nip.

 

Every man's dream.

[Tokyo-Saint]

She does have hairy arms doesn't she. Didn't notice that. Looks like some bloke is stretching across to get his pint.

[RonManager]

The Hammer Horror Girls

 

 

 

 

Madeline Smith

 

 

...and the rest of the gang

 

..and for all the others, see here -

 

http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/hammer-glamour?before=1346195074

Edited 9 November, 2012 by RonManager

[Colinjb]

How could we get this far without....

 

 

 

 

Edited 9 November, 2012 by Colinjb

[Julian H. Cope]

Then:

 

 

Now:

 

 

Yep, still would. Yeehah.

[Deano6]

Tokyos can you make a rule that pics have to be in the format of:

 

- FIT

- FIT

- FIT

- OLD & MINGING / DEAD

 

 

That gives me looools every time, and prolongs by vvank!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Tokyos can you make a rule that pics have to be in the format of:

 

- FIT

- FIT

- FIT

- OLD & MINGING / DEAD

 

 

That gives me looools every time, and prolongs by vvank!

 

Agreed, that is the format. They should get fitter each time till they drop off the cliff.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Also, I know Norways posted about Britt Ekland but I think she deserves her own section for her smoking hotness and performances for saints.

 

 

 

 

 

[Colinjb]

Agreed, that is the format. They should get fitter each time till they drop off the cliff.

 

Ammended as required.

[Suhari]

Here's an unusual photo for you

 

 

So sad that her career as a stripper at Bar Mitzvah's never took off.

[Convict Colony]

This link will solve all the issues -

 

Bond Girls Then v Now

 

http://photos.toofab.com/galleries/bond_girls_then_now#tab=now_then

[scotty]

saw that film the other day, my what a complicated life Keeler led.

 

Terrific film, I thought. One of John Hurt's finest moments in the courtroom scene, and now I think of it, Bridget Fonda was pretty damn hot as well.

[Polaroid Saint]

 

 

 

 

 

Madeline Smith