Favourite bird from the past who is now either old and minging or dead

[Tokyo-Saint]

Been a lot of stuff in the news about how everyone in the past were peodos or knew people where peodos and didn't mind. I know this was accepted with Elivis and Micheal Jackson pretty much got away with it for most of his early career at least *****il the early 90's when people decided that it was bad).

 

Anyway, there were loads of fit birds in the past so I thought I would start a thread about it. Betch I fully expect this to be your specialist subject. The rules are:

 

1) Videos and photos only, no describing or she looked a bit like this, convict style.

2) They must be fit in the photos

3) Must be either old and minging now or dead (for example Cameron Diaz is still fit so wouldn't count)

4) No old and weird bikinis - they freak me out

5) Playboy shots get bonus points

 

Let the contest begin.

 

My nomination is Nancy Sinatra:

 

 

 

 

[video=youtube;T5Xl0Qry-hA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=T5Xl0Qry-hA&feature=endscreen

[Miltonroader07]

Felicity Kendall

[Colinjb]

Diana Rigg

 

 

 

 

Edited 9 November, 2012 by Colinjb

[Tokyo-Saint]

Milton read the feckin rules you skate b@stard! I am tryin' to help you not get banned but if you keep it up, your fiver is poppadom dust.

 

Post some feckin pics!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Good call Colin. Had never really heard of her before but she is fit.

 

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

Blimey, never realised Diana Rigg was that fit. Crikey.

 

Kathleen Turner was nice back in the day, but she is rough as ever now and I can't find any good photo's of her from back in the day.

[Bearsy]

[Bearsy]

She is Kelly Le Cock she was in this teen movie i saw called "Weird Science" and she was hot as balls!

[notnowcato]

cock ***** ?? you can have cock but you can't have pr!ck??

[Tokyo-Saint]

I bet you are wondering how you got Cock through the swear filter bear?

 

The mod informers project is working despite your ridicule. I still haven't seen MLG around though, I hope they didn't permi ban by mistake? Dumb mods!

[notnowcato]

for the record I like cock but I'm disappointed that pr!ck is not accepted

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

She is Kelly Le Cock she was in this teen movie i saw called "Weird Science" and she was hot as balls!

 

Good film. Where they create her from a computer program I seem to remember. Kelly Le Rock was hot.

[Tokyo-Saint]

for the record I like cock

 

I think that confession deserves it's own thread.

[notnowcato]

sorry, enough cock from me.

 

An obvious but worthy entry for Raquel Welch

 

[notnowcato]

Good film. Where they create her from a computer program I seem to remember. Kelly Le Rock was hot.

 

She married Trevor Le Montagne by the looks of it.

[Tokyo-Saint]

That is dangerosly close to an old weird bikini cato (rule 4), I mean who wears velvet to the beach?

 

I will let you off though as she is feckin fit and you can see some tit in the pic.

 

For those unsure of the rules, old style bakini's range from this:

 

 

To this:

 

 

Also general strange material, like velvet or satin.

[Lets B Avenue]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1EDafL1qUqg/TBBR9sganmI/AAAAAAAALT8/CgXcPSIVFZo/s1600/DebbieHarry.jpg

[notnowcato]

You and your rules Tokyo!

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

You and your rules Tokyo!

 

 

Much better!

[Tokyo-Saint]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_1EDafL1qUqg/TBBR9sganmI/AAAAAAAALT8/CgXcPSIVFZo/s1600/DebbieHarry.jpg

 

You have to click on the 3rd button in from the left and put the link in there to show the pic dude.

 

[raynesparksaint]

My nominations:

 

Michaela Strachan

 

 

Bonus points for being up for it with a gorilla?

 

Second up - Cheryl Baker

 

[norwaysaint]

Julie Christie

 

 

Jane Fonda

 

 

Britt Ekland

 

[raynesparksaint]

Relatively recent, but still applicable I believe. I know she is quite young in a couple of these but in my defence I was younger than her at the time!

 

Tiffani Thiessen a.k.a Kelly Kapowski from Saved By The Bell

 

 

Take a look at her now...

Edited 9 November, 2012 by raynesparksaint

[Tokyo-Saint]

Jacqueline Bisset From Surrey and in the original Casino Royal.

 

 

 

[Hatch]

 

Kathy LLoyd

 

 

 

 

 

Wendy James

 

 

[raynesparksaint]

Brigitte Bardot

 

 

Now...

[Convict Colony]

Right I've never heard of this bird but all the old tarts in my office were taking great joy in laughing at this *****r and to the bloke who married here, sucked in hahaha.

 

Before Marriage:

 

Getting all comfortable and a few vindaloo's in post marriage:

[Lets B Avenue]

You have to click on the 3rd button in from the left and put the link in there to show the pic dude.

 

Which button? Which row? Whose left?

 

This is why I have no avatar.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Jean Shrimpton - fit bird/rubbish name.

 

 

Sister was nice too

 

 

Bletch is going to to cream his jeans when he sees this thread.

[raynesparksaint]

The sister is NOT fit Tokyo!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Which button? Which row? Whose left?

 

This is why I have no avatar.

 

Can you see the smiley face roughly in the middle, just above from where you are typing? 4 to the right of that. Bear will sort you out an avatar.

[Tokyo-Saint]

The sister is NOT fit Tokyo!

 

You just don't like her cause she is not 14 and hanging around with screech.

 

 

Aaaaaahhhhhhh 3 posts curry thief! Not even able to defend yourself against the peodo rumours now circulating the forum.

[raynesparksaint]

Curry thief? I have bought and paid for my dansak!

[notnowcato]

Cheryl Ladd

 

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

hahaahaha Raynes Parker becomes a full member, changes his peodo pic and chips in for a curry!

 

Mods! Take note of this, I am out there recruiting new members every week. Me and bearsy should at least get a take away curry allowance for our work as salesmen.

 

Welcome aboard raynes park. Anyone from Biker grove you used to fancy? Spuggy and Donna air threesome?

[Convict Colony]

Erica Eleniak:

 

 

Now chunked out

[Convict Colony]

This just made me laugh

 

[Lets B Avenue]

Can you see the smiley face roughly in the middle, just above from where you are typing? 4 to the right of that. Bear will sort you out an avatar.

 

Nope. Ask him to get one with Millie Clode and a loofa, please.

[Lord Duckhunter]

Goldie Horn

 

 

 

claudia lennear

 

 

 

Jayne Mansfield

 

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Nope. Ask him to get one with Millie Clode and a loofa, please.

 

Will this do?

 

[Colinjb]

Jane Seymour

 

 

 

Edited 9 November, 2012 by Colinjb

[Lord Duckhunter]

Cheryl Ladd

 

 

 

If you're a good ole boy you've half a chance, she can hardly keep her eyes off Waylon. She's cleary gagging for it.

 

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

Not sure Jane Seymour counts Colin as she is currently not bad. I would say she is more milf or gilf than minging.

 

 

[Colinjb]

Not sure Jane Seymour counts Colin as she is currently not bad. I would say she is more milf or gilf than minging.

 

 

 

For me, too old and a little on the minging side now. Therefore fits two of the three criteria.

[Bearsy]

There is only two criteria homes

[Colinjb]

There is only two criteria homes

 

Old, minging, dead.

 

Three criteria. (Old and Dead are not mutually exclusive, you could have died young.)

[Bearsy]

Disagree colins!

 

Old and minging

Or dead

 

We'll let tokyos decide!

[Colinjb]

Disagree colins!

 

Old and minging

Or dead

 

We'll let tokyos decide!

 

Well, by your logic I have a 50% criteria hit with Jane Seymour. I wouldn't mind taking that.

[miserableoldgit]

 

 

Marianne Faithfull

[Bearsy]

Well, by your logic I have a 50% criteria hit with Jane Seymour. I wouldn't mind taking that.

 

You is also having 50% fails!

 

Personally I blame tokyos for the confusion. The criterias should just be minging or dead. Old is irrelevant. There is lots of old chicks I would bang, and lots of young chicks I wouldn't bang!