Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Saw that bear posted on the main board (always dangerous) and mentioned that to be a successful premier league team, we needed more cvnts in the squad. A bit later this comment was removed and now bear is nowhere to be seen. What's going on? Am I expected to do investigations all alone? If it is a temp ban how long is is for? Bear are you out there? Am I mistaken? Any mods want to comment? I wish Mike had taken me up on the offer to an informer, then we would be informed in these types of situations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Saw that bear posted on the main board (always dangerous) and mentioned that to be a successful premier league team, we needed more cvnts in the squad. A bit later this comment was removed and now bear is nowhere to be seen. What's going on? Am I expected to do investigations all alone? If it is a temp ban how long is is for? Bear are you out there? Am I mistaken? Any mods want to comment? I wish Mike had taken me up on the offer to an informer, then we would be informed in these types of situations. Bearsy has probably gone the way of many a young poster...he's either discovered girls or work or both.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Dude I'm still here just been bit business today! Don't be putting ideas in the dumb mods head bout banning me tho, you know what they're like! They ain't even thought to fraction me as yet for dropping cvnt bombs all over their precious main boards! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Tokyo me old china, you know that as we head towards winter bears look to hibernate. I expect bearsy is currently trying to maximise the amount of ****s he can get in before 5 months of the 5 knuckle shuffle in a snow cave whilst at the same time over eating Frey Bentos pies to ensure his fat levels are up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I don't think he is as young as you think he is windows. Let's face it there is a thread on birds on the muppet show and he hasn't commented yet. That is the equivalent as milk bottles building up outside the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I'm here! Can't you see me! Is you all having me on ignores! HELLOOOO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Ha! Bear your here. Ok, stand down people. Got worried as clarke seemed to be on the war path today and your post got deleted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 This ain't funny guys! Don't be making out like I'm ghost! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Oh thank fvvck. I was starting to worry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Everyone else has you on ignore bear. Must be the rumours that you me and milton are all the same people. They just put you two losers on ignore cause all the need is me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Maybe if I talked about birds you wished you'd shgged he would comment but as I said I think he has been stolen by a romanian travelling circus and is now dancing the jig to a load of peasants in Transylvania. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 If it weren't for Saint Cvnt deleting all my main board opinions I'd be on like 10,000 posts by now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 The romanians obvious have good internet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 This internet board business is a serious thing bear. Those extra poppadoms don't come for free (not unless it is delivery anyway). Order must be maintained! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I notice that the who is on ignore thread was banned, great stuff. This made me begin wondering, first of course that bear was banned, I had a moment, then realised he was still here, great stuff. Do you reckon however if we put the mods on ignore, we wont be able to see infractions or ban our threads n stuff ? Great stuff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Bear wasn't posting on that thread, it was me! We are not the same person you know, it was just a vicious rumour to take our creditability away. Next we will be accused of being dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smackalec Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I notice that the who is on ignore thread was banned, great stuff. This made me begin wondering, first of course that bear was banned, I had a moment, then realised he was still here, great stuff. Do you reckon however if we put the mods on ignore, we wont be able to see infractions or ban our threads n stuff ? Great stuff The 'who's banned' thread was move to the secret mod board. That's where they organize their special curry nights and choose who's going to give out the infractions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I wonder if the mods have KPIs set by his Bajesty and Steve Grant? They have infraction points, bans and lock thread targets to achieve. They do seem to go on a bit of a mission every once in a while so i wonder if that is those lagging behind and not achieve their saintsweb incentive targets bump up thier numbers to make curry night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Are you saying clarky is the saintsweb equivalent of some fat nobber on a street corner with a speed gun ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Are you saying clarky is the saintsweb equivalent of some fat nobber on a street corner with a speed gun ? I imagine he is one of the top performers to be fair. He probably never has to worry about hitting targets, he's always got a seat at curry night. Jimmy D on the other hand, i reckon he might be a bit of a struggler and need to have a late push to get all his targets done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I was talking to bear on pm about exactly the same thing Turkish. They know that 80% of people will just cough up another fiver and make a new account. Another fiver in the pot for curry night for almost every banning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I wonder how many paying members there are including banned people who have made new accounts? You probably need only about 30 for a curry night for the mods. I expect the curry nights are funded by banned posters subscriptions as a reward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Mods now we know bear has escaped could you please change the title to "are mods banning people to get more expensive curries next year?" Thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I wonder how many paying members there are including banned people who have made new accounts? You probably need only about 30 for a curry night for the mods. I expect the curry nights are funded by banned posters subscriptions as a reward. Dune has probably funded a whole chicken dhansak with nan and sag alou. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Bear wasn't posting on that thread, it was me! We are not the same person you know, it was just a vicious rumour to take our creditability away. Next we will be accused of being dune. F*ck off, Dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Dune has probably funded a whole chicken dhansak with nan and sag alou. He would turn in his mongboard grave if he knew his money was being spent on that foreign muck. Dune would insist his subscription is spent on tradtional british food live a mongboard mods carvery night out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I was talking to bear on pm about exactly the same thing Turkish. They know that 80% of people will just cough up another fiver and make a new account. Another fiver in the pot for curry night for almost every banning. Hi Mods i just wanted to confirm I ain't been mugging you off on pm with tokyos. I don't know what he's chattin bout, i think you're doing a bang up job! He must be thinking of someone else. I hope you is catching them, whoever it is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Hi Mods i just wanted to confirm I ain't been mugging you off on pm with tokyos. I don't know what he's chattin bout, i think you're doing a bang up job! He must be thinking of someone else. I hope you is catching them, whoever it is. I hope this proves i am not Bearsy, as i have been mugging the mods off via PM with tokyos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Think what all your accounts fund Turkish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Think what all your accounts fund Turkish! I sponsor Chalets Chicken dupiaza as it is. He is my most favourite mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I thought you'd insist on a low calorie option? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I bet the dumb mods is p!ssing themselves laughing at us mugs on their curry nights! Care for another poppadom Baj? Oh i don't know... I'm kind of full. Go on! You may as well! Dune is paying! Haha! Go on then, maybe another cobra as well, it's been a good year. #dumb mods chink glasses together, instead of cheers they is saying "Cheese-on-toast!"# Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 i want the mods to be fat. I always used to like bullying the fat kids at school. It's my revenge for the years of mongboard opression. Old habits and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I feel sorry for skint saint, being in oz and not getting an invite. Maybe there will be a mass banning at the end of the year and they will pay for his flight over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I bet the dumb mods is p!ssing themselves laughing at us mugs on their curry nights! Care for another poppadom Baj? Oh i don't know... I'm kind of full. Go on! You may as well! Dune is paying! Haha! Go on then, maybe another cobra as well, it's been a good year. #dumb mods chink glasses together, instead of cheers they is saying "Cheese-on-toast!"# Did you mean to post that bear or was it meant to be on pm only? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I feel sorry for skint saint, being in oz and not getting an invite. Maybe there will be a mass banning at the end of the year and they will pay for his flight over. I dunno if there'll be much left over, cos immediately after the last spate of bannings, St. Chalet was posting this: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?13525-What-do-you-drive-Pics/page7 Oooh swaanky new motor! He's blanked the number plate out, but it actually reads DUNE5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I feel sorry for skint saint, being in oz and not getting an invite. Maybe there will be a mass banning at the end of the year and they will pay for his flight over. He doesn't really live in Oz. He lives in a 2 bed masionette in Woolston. the Oz/Skintsaint thing is a cunning mod ploy to make us think he is a poor emigrant struggling for cash thousands of miles away so we dont get the hump when he infractes us to get his targets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 I dunno if there'll be much left over, cos immediately after the last spate of bannings, St. Chalet was posting this: http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?13525-What-do-you-drive-Pics/page7 Oooh swaanky new motor! He's blanked the number plate out, but it actually reads DUNE5 being a mod clearly pays well!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Lols I saw that bear but I never knew St Charlotte was female up until that was posted. Maybe that's why cheesy was banned, partly for coming on too strong and partly to pay for the sports body kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Are you saying clarky is the saintsweb equivalent of some fat nobber on a street corner with a speed gun ? I see myself as more of a traffic warden in all honesty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 It's not just fivers tho, a lot of the income is from within St. Mary's. I can't say too much but they get a large premium to allow a certain person unrestricted access to read everyone's pm's. I can't name names, but maybe you can crack this anagram code "Cicola Nortese" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Oh sh!t the fuzz! Scramble! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 It's the fuzz! Leg it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Soz double post with both accounts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Ha! Clarke is right bear, I am trying to sound like you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 It's alright, settle down, I know how to handle this. I'll use the same technique that scared off mike. Hi Clarke, I've always liked you, even when you were mugging me off for being a Bearsy wannabe. How would you like to be our informer? Don't worry, it won't be like the sopranos or nothing. It is highly unlikely you will get shot in the back of the head and left by a skip in Turkish's rusting old BMW. All you have to do is tip us off when there will be raids and let's us know what's happening with the bannings and stuff. In exchange we will self mod in the muppet show and try and cut down on posting Tits and exposing curry gate. We will keep a closer eye on people like Milton roader and cheese on toast as well. This will free you up to play more football manager network games with MLG. What do you say? Are you in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 It's alright, settle down, I know how to handle this. I'll use the same technique that scared off mike. Hi Clarke, I've always liked you, even when you were mugging me off for being a Bearsy wannabe. How would you like to be our informer? Don't worry, it won't be like the sopranos or nothing. It is highly unlikely you will get shot in the back of the head and left by a skip in Turkish's rusting old BMW. All you have to do is tip us off when there will be raids and let's us know what's happening with the bannings and stuff. In exchange we will self mod in the muppet show and try and cut down on posting Tits and stuff. We will keep a closer eye on people like Milton roader and cheese on toast as well. This will free you up to play more football manager network games with MLG. What do you say? Are you in? I think I'd need more of an incentive tbh, I'd be putting free curries and use of the moderators recreation room at risk. What else can you offer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Bear will give you "a shoulder rub". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 7 November, 2012 Share Posted 7 November, 2012 **** that, I've read his 50 shades of Grey thread, god knows what kind of weirdness I'd be letting myself in for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 7 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 7 November, 2012 Ok, we'll keep you up to date with who dune is posting as and take shifts on alpine suicide watch for 48 hours after home games. I'll also pm you some 'private' Japanese lessons with miss hanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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