Convict Colony Posted 8 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 November, 2012 awesome 2 more post and I will reach 100 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 8 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 8 November, 2012 as my 100 post I would like to rant and say we need Marcelo Bisela as our coach if they do chop adkins, adkins though has fought for a "do it my way" stay of execution so I expect some fancy dans to get dropped. In comedy sense both Tokyo and Bearsy make the Muppet show the place where the illuminati of Saintsweb meet and rule the message boards. Final one is it just me but I think Alpine is some sort of virus on the forum probably created by Chinese supernerds to bring down the fabric of our society, no human can be the consistently negative Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 Convict will you stop going on about all the birds you have banged (just pm me the photos if you want, I'll tell everyone about them later). I am trying to turn another mod into an informer here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 It ain't happening tho tokyos. If anything it's getting a bit embarrassing watching you keep hitting on the dumb mods and getting blown out one after the other. I dunno how you can stand all these rejections! You need a change of tack. There is only one language mods understand. Fivers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 It's a win win situation bear. Either they turn like Clarke did (have you noticed MLG post today? thought not) or they think another mod is going to spot them in some illegal activities and tell baj and they leg it. Either way we get a free run of the muppet show to get convict to post readers wife style pictures of ozzie birds he has banged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 Ooooh yeah! Once the dumb mods is taken care of Muppet Shows can become pornographised! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 Yeah good call bear. Convict get your Ozzie conquest photos up. It's perfectly safe now, no mods about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 How would you like to be our informer? Like snow?...i'm in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 Great, that's two! Put that in yer pipe Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 8 November, 2012 Share Posted 8 November, 2012 (edited) Skint, I knew you'd be easy to turn. You must have loads of build up recentment, not getting free mini metros or invites to curry nights. Nevermind, come into our boosom, we'll look after you here. Ok, first job - tell convict he has to at least pm me the photos form oz '92 in the next couple of hours or you'll give him some infractions. Next - Unban MLG, it's getting boring without his video updates. Cheers! Edited 8 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 9 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 November, 2012 Yeah good call bear. Convict get your Ozzie conquest photos up. It's perfectly safe now, no mods about. Can't I am afraid cos I am no longer in Convict Colony and on work computer. But I am now living in a place you maybe familiar with although I don't know where the spaceship is as it wasn't here when I got here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 9 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 November, 2012 (edited) Being as this is work computer the best i could do was come up with a comparision photo and this lady is wearing a t-shirt so surely its ok (Mods please note I only paid my fiver yesterday and managed to post 30 posts of how much I love Marcelo Biesla so not sure what the rules for breasticles) The Danish bird I banged in Boracay for a few months was similar to the below, just bit smaller norks but same bod and face, see even let me bang her in broad daylight in the sea in front of hundreds of people, I could see all the dudes nodding their heads in a "job well done" manner. [/img] They have some decent chicks here as well and my fun fact for the day is that Cape Town has the highest % of Gay Men in South Africa, Why is this relevant ? They also have the highest % of Models in South Africa. Had to eliminate my photos of previous conquests as my bird wasnt impressed when she found em. Edited 9 November, 2012 by Convict Colony Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 9 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 November, 2012 Like snow?...i'm in... Tokyo's have you ever thought Skintsaint is actually a double agent and is trying to "turn" you into a grass so he doesn't have to come on here all the time as you will PM him when rules are broken. Hang about its just hit me Toyko's could be one of those Sleeper agents (like those Russian chicks in US) and now Skintsaint is "activating" him use the code words "Like snow ? ... I'm in" !!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 9 November, 2012 Share Posted 9 November, 2012 (edited) You can't just show picts of models and then say that is just like some bird I boned convict (good pict thou). My mates used to do that all the time. They'd be all "yeah, she is just like Cameron Diaz in something about Mary, only with bigger tits" and then when the bird arrived, she looked more like zelda from the terrahawks. Edited 9 November, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Convict Colony Posted 9 November, 2012 Author Share Posted 9 November, 2012 Ah Zelda she had that loose skin thing going on, sort of like she was really fat then got skinny but her face didn't catch up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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