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If you could be blind of specific things what would it be?

 

I thought gingers as I’d not have to see them, but there’s not so many you’d be at risk of walking into them.

 

I was going to say dog poo so I didn’t have to see it, but you’d be at risk of stepping in it as you wouldn’t see it, but even worse cleaning it off your shoes would be a mare as you’d have to do it based on smell.

 

I'd also like to be shark blind as I'm never going to be anywhere where I'd need to get out of ones way, but seeing them on tvs and pictures distresses me a bit as they are evil.

 

What would you like to be blind of?

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OMG I just thought what if I went blind... TO BOOBS!!!!!

 

In other news I invented earlids one time, they're like eyelids for your ears and when you close them you can't hear what your bird is chattin about

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Tokyos has an awful lot of animal porn in his private collections! Mention any animal, and he immediately has pics of them topless!

 

Tokyos... show me sexy horse!

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I was pleased this had gone in a keira Knightly boobs direction, but then it went back in the wrong direction with horse winkles.

 

I thought of another thing for specific blindness when I was down the gym, people who sit on other peoples shoulders at gigs

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People that put up umbrellas at gigs are also knobs. However, the biggest cvnts in the world are people who put road cones outside their house to reserve their space (mainly a London thing).

 

You loving the animal stuff bear?

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why is their people sitting on each others shoulders at your gym? Is it some kind of gay gym? What is the number.

They were just playing gay pornograms on the tv

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