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Clever move Milton, posting mainly on the muppet show. The real mods seldom come in here and I don't think bearsy will ban you as you might out him. You might well get some more use of your fiver before it becomes a vindaloo. However, in his absence, I am taking over the role of deputy assistant muppet show mod so have to tell you that this should have been in here:

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?21691-TSM-Crap-Joke-Suppository/page22

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I've never been on the crap joke thread as I thought the jokes would all be crap as per the title. However I just clicked on the link of yours above Tokyo, not knowing it was going to take me there and I saw a joke about Tony Blackburn and speedos which made me laugh. I don't want to spend too much time looking at it at the moment, as it does say it's supposed to be for only crap jokes, but are there other funny jokes there as well Tokyo, that have been sneaked in amongst the crap ones?

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Thanks for the "heads up" Tokyo.... never got a heads up on the Main Board, just an infraction still never mind, I only have two degrees and studying for a third so when I am smart enough I will go back the intellectuals

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Sorry spudgun, that one was mine and I am not great at following the rules.

 

Why are you doing a 3rd degree Milton? Is it that you can't make up your mind on what you want to be or that you think a masters will be too difficult?

 

Most of the main board have Phds, that will be where you are going wrong.

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After you did the medical one did you think, mmm that was good but not enough on medicine for me. I could learn on the job but nah, let's do one on medicine.

 

What was the 3rd one, pharmaceuticals?

Posted

I got one! Can you officially declare me winner and tokyos gay please phil?

 

Why do they say you are GAY

 

I ain't sure how to respond yet. I think he's coming on to me.

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OMG I knew tokyos would come out with some cock and balls story like that! As if I'm sending round pink mails wishing i was gay!

 

You ain't believing it are you phil? Surely you admit if tokyos had really been receiving pm from Miltons at 10:33am this morning the first thing he would of done would be coming on muppet shows and claiming victories!

 

Also, can all you benders stop pm-ing me for 5 minutes i'm trying to read the 50 shades and it's pretty tough going!

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Exactly what I did bear!

 

 

Thanks for the PM Milton. Just to confirm are you a PO Milton roader or an SO milton roader. I don't mind, Paddy has done loads of work promoting gypsies.

 

Bear - You know what you are.

 

Lolz double gay, Phil, bring out the gimp.

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I believe Winchester Cathedral are looking for a new Soprano and the Bear has sent his CV in his application will be approved after his visit to the Manila clinic.

 

You will need to book early Bear if you what to be available for the Christmas carol season.

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