Statue of MiltonRoader07 at St Marys

[Miltonroader07]

Following the terrible treatment I have been getting on the Forum there is now a wave of opinion that there should be statue of ME at St Marys. The statue would be next to Ted Bates and I would be looking away from the ground towards Pompey with two fingers up to the Fish Fiddlers.

 

Before you dismiss this serious issue just think what it would do for the club... a supporter of some 45 years immortalized at St Marys and gazing into the distance towards the Skates with the salute they deserve.

 

Join me and your team and lets make this happen; if you VIEW and do not comments WE will take that as support.

 

Thank you.

 

Your Hero MiltonRoader07 and Nicky Wicky

[Bearsy]

Should this not be on Main Board?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Lols - bear misses a chance.

 

Milton PM me and I will let you know about the statue.

[Miltonroader07]

No I am not posting on the Main Board, too many intellectuals on the PC all day on Benefit, if you want to start the thread on my behalf then ME and My Carer would love you for ever

[Tokyo-Saint]

Thanks for the PM Milton. Just to confirm are you a PO Milton roader or an SO milton roader. I don't mind, Paddy has done loads of work promoting gypsies.

 

Bear - You know what you are.

[Miltonroader07]

Never had a PO post code

[Tokyo-Saint]

That wasn't the question. Are you A PO milton roader or an SO one?

[Miltonroader07]

OK, what is a PO and an SO please

[Tokyo-Saint]

An out of work teletubbie and his wife.

[Spudders]

Is there a PayPal address for us to make donations? I'm doing the London marathon next year, maybe I could raise some funds that way, we need to make this happen.

 

I'm fed up with hearing about the skates being a community club when all they do is rob from their local charities. We have a chance here to do something for the fans, done by the fans whilst also raising the profile of special needs type people such as Milts.

 

Maybe we can get the club to contribute? They could raffle off the Markus Liebherr flag as I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say they're overusing it now and it’s getting a bit much. I know they want to be respectful of the fans and the effort we went to, but it’s time to put the flag away now and do some good in a different area.

 

I'm in.

[Bearsy]

Hi boys! I am willing to do the statue I am a very skilled sculptor! I'm imagining something along the lines of Michelangelo's David!

 

Milton when is you available so I can come measure your junk? If you can pm me some photos please so I can assess your bod and see how much clay I am needing that would be sweet also!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Bear are you going into competition with that B-rabbit dude who only posts in orange?

[Bearsy]

Oh tokyos you is such a silly! xx

[Miltonroader07]

Hi boys! I am willing to do the statue I am a very skilled sculptor! I'm imagining something along the lines of Michelangelo's David!

 

Milton when is you available so I can come measure your junk? If you can pm me some photos please so I can assess your bod and see how much clay I am needing that would be sweet also!

 

Thanks, could you just post it on the Main Board as I want to get a concensus and I am too modest to post it on the Main Board with all the intellectuals there

[Spudders]

Bear are you going into competition with that B-rabbit dude who only posts in orange?

 

What, I thought that B-rabbit just posts blank posts like Bearsy has just done a couple times? Is that not the case?

[Miltonroader07]

Is there a PayPal address for us to make donations? I'm doing the London marathon next year, maybe I could raise some funds that way, we need to make this happen.

 

I'm fed up with hearing about the skates being a community club when all they do is rob from their local charities. We have a chance here to do something for the fans, done by the fans whilst also raising the profile of special needs type people such as Milts.

 

Maybe we can get the club to contribute? They could raffle off the Markus Liebherr flag as I'm sure I speak for everyone when I say they're overusing it now and it’s getting a bit much. I know they want to be respectful of the fans and the effort we went to, but it’s time to put the flag away now and do some good in a different area.

 

I'm in.

 

Yep... count me in dude

[Tokyo-Saint]

What, I thought that B-rabbit just posts blank posts like Bearsy has just done a couple times? Is that not the case?

 

I hate to be the one to tell you this spudders but it appears you are colour blind. Don't worry, my dogs are too and they seem happy.

[Spudders]

Haha, very funny, who's ever heard of people being blind of just certain things, that's silly. Imagine though if people could be blind of just certain things like car blindness, crossing roads would be like Russian roulette. I'd like to be blind of gingers that'd be ok.

[percy windham]

Well the statue be holding both your degrees? (Soon to be three)

[Miltonroader07]

Registered Users will not be allowed to look at my statue, get ya fiver out, maybe I could lend you a fiver till you get paid for ya paper round also improve ya punctuation .... "WILL the statue

[percy windham]

registered users will not be allowed to look at my statue, get ya fiver out, maybe i could lend you a fiver till you get paid for ya paper round also improve ya punctuation .... "will the statue

 

 

what the f*ck is this?

 

Answer my f*cking question you f*cking c*nt.

[percy windham]

P.s thanks for wanting to be my friend.

[saintbletch]

Haha, very funny, who's ever heard of people being blind of just certain things, that's silly. Imagine though if people could be blind of just certain things like car blindness, crossing roads would be like Russian roulette. I'd like to be blind of gingers that'd be ok.

 

I'm actually blind blind. As a result I can see perfectly.

 

I just hope I don't go blind blind blind.

[Convict Colony]

Thanks, could you just post it on the Main Board as I want to get a concensus and I am too modest to post it on the Main Board with all the intellectuals there

 

Damn all along I thought this was the serious section and the main board was for moaning people who couldn't afford a phone to call the Samaritans.

 

Never mind, a suggestion for how the statue could look would be if you had your trousers down around your ankles and you is bending over to flick the V's between your legs whilst also getting in the double whammy of a moon for added insult.

 

Personally if I was going all out I would have sh*t stains on my statue's pants and arse and a knob the size of a grand national winner so all the birds can do comedy photos like they are sucking me off.

[shurlock]

Milton - you sure this statue isn't some covert tribute to fratton in the same way muslims pray facing mecca?

[Miltonroader07]

Note the clue. Two fingers

[Bearsy]

[Bearsy]

What did you do today Bearsy? Oh I spent a whole hour making a photo of miltonroader naked.

 

I'm wasting my life!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Not a waste Bearsy, it's never a waste.

[the stain]

That took an hour? Are you a computer spastic?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Lools mugging off Bearsy already. You're going to fit in here.

 

I mean, hang on a minute, stop mugging off my BFFF or whatever. Don't make me expose your spunky sh!tty secret stainer!

[Bearsy]

That took an hour? Are you a computer spastic?

 

Maybe! I blame Microsoft Paint.

 

Do me a photo of me and tokyos double teaming Hannah Minx on the centre circle of St Mary's.

 

Clocks running.

[Tokyo-Saint]

[Spudders]

That's a lovely picture Bearsy, as Tokyo says it's not a waste. That made me laugh for about 15 seconds non stop. If it has the same effect on another 239 other people, your time spent will have been totally offset with laughter

[Bearsy]

You think that's good you should see the picture Stains is gonna come back with in 19 minutes or less!

[Spudders]

I'm F5'ing myself furiously

[Tokyo-Saint]

To be fair he may be delayed. Typing 3some into google always causes a delay.

[the stain]

Maybe! I blame Microsoft Paint.

 

Do me a photo of me and tokyos double teaming Hannah Minx on the centre circle of St Mary's.

 

Clocks running.

 

Youre going to need to provide me with some information:

1. A photo of you

2. A photo of TS

3. Who is Hannah Minx?

4. What is double teaming.

[Bearsy]

Stop stalling! You think I had photos of Milton to be working with?

 

Googles!

[the stain]

Right, I have stuff to do, so have done this very quickly, and not knowing who any the 3 involved are or what double teaming is, it;s not my best work, but Im sure we can agree it's better than Bearsy's statue. For the purpose of this work I have assumed "double teaming" to involve Tokyo Saint having his head in Hannah Minx's lap whilst Bearsy takes her from behind, in a "surprise" way.

 

Edited 11 November, 2012 by the stain

[Bearsy]

Fair play. That is excellent.

[the stain]

Thanks a lot. I do actually work in the field.

 

Can you actually see it? It's not showing up on my screen anymore, just some little icon. Maybe it was just too sexy for the SWF filters?

[Spudders]

I just see a red cross which is somewhat dissapointing

[the stain]

Can you see it now? This is taking far too much of my time up. I've got my professional and paid for work to be doing.

[Spudders]

yes that's better, a lot of empty seats at St Mary's though, i'd have thought this sight would have attracted a large crowd!

[the stain]

It's just before the end of the first half. They've all gone for a wee/poo/pie. They'll be back in a minute.

[Spudders]

:lol:

[Tokyo-Saint]

I don't like it, to me it looks like I am being double teamed by bear and hannachan. The bad memories just came flooding back.

[the stain]

I don't like it, to me it looks like I am being double teamed by bear and hannachan. The bad memories just came flooding back.

 

You do like it.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Is that a Jedi mind trick? I'm not following for that again.