saint_sinner Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 went to the fancy dress shop yesterday to get myself a dracula costume! The girl came back and handed me a Pompey shirt. I said, no no no, I want to look like a count Been a bit heavy on here the last week or so I thought I'd try and cheer some of you up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 :lol: very good! I'm gonna nick that for facebook status! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 :lol: very good! I'm gonna nick that for facebook status! ditto Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 My wife texted me earlier to tell me she wanted to start acting more slutty in the bedroom .I was really excited, until I got home and saw the queue outside the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 Thieves have stolen my wife's credit card. I haven't told the police yet, they're spending less than she does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 *FALSE ALARM* Thought this was going to be about arranging fancy dress for an upcoming game. Phew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 p*mpey fans are a bit like 'Slinkies', not a lot of use but make you smile when you push them down the stairs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 1 November, 2012 Share Posted 1 November, 2012 http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?21691-TSM-Crap-Joke-Suppository I should be a mod. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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