Fancy Dress

[saint_sinner]

went to the fancy dress shop yesterday to get myself a dracula costume!

The girl came back and handed me a Pompey shirt.

 

I said, no no no, I want to look like a count

 

 

 

 

Been a bit heavy on here the last week or so I thought I'd try and cheer some of you up

[Spudders]

:lol: very good! I'm gonna nick that for facebook status!

[dubai_phil]

:lol: very good! I'm gonna nick that for facebook status!

 

ditto

[Thedelldays]

My wife texted me earlier to tell me she wanted to start acting more slutty in the bedroom

 

.I was really excited, until I got home and saw the queue outside the door.

[Whitey Grandad]

Thieves have stolen my wife's credit card. I haven't told the police yet, they're spending less than she does.

[This Charming Man]

*FALSE ALARM*

 

Thought this was going to be about arranging fancy dress for an upcoming game. Phew.

[alehouseboys]

p*mpey fans are a bit like 'Slinkies', not a lot of use but make you smile when you push them down the stairs...

[Jonnyboy]

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?21691-TSM-Crap-Joke-Suppository

 

I should be a mod.