hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 FACT: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7741037.stm Tell a lie about yourself. I, am currently working hard on my NVQ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I have a small penis. *Someone had to do it! No, no, read it again. Tell a LIE about yourself pencildick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I have a small penis I dont think you understand this game Shane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I don't have an itchy ar5e and the world's biggest skidmark in my y-fronts after not eating a chicken jalakalbapa curry last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Seriously, surely a lie is such because people dont know if it is true or not, there is an element or possibility of it being real which casts confusion over whether or not it is true? Surely, having a f*cking competition defeats the object?! If you KNOW it is a lie, then surely its just make-believe, or fiction competition. Should it not be called make-believe competition? Or atleast let the people tell 3 stories, of which one is a lie, and they have to do their best to hide the 'lie' story?! The winner told people of a story about him travelling in a wheelie bin which went under water to Scotland. I mean FFS, this is just a group of 'tarded people getting together telling each other their weird stories. They should just hold it at a mental patients clinic, would be more believable then! F*cking sad muppets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I am not Crouchie Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Seriously, surely a lie is such because people dont know if it is true or not, there is an element or possibility of it being real which casts confusion over whether or not it is true? Surely, having a f*cking competition defeats the object?! If you KNOW it is a lie, then surely its just make-believe, or fiction competition. Should it not be called make-believe competition? Or atleast let the people tell 3 stories, of which one is a lie, and they have to do their best to hide the 'lie' story?! The winner told people of a story about him travelling in a wheelie bin which went under water to Scotland. I mean FFS, this is just a group of 'tarded people getting together telling each other their weird stories. They should just hold it at a mental patients clinic, would be more believable then! F*cking sad muppets You have clearly given this subject a lot of thought, well done. I do get your point though, so here goes just 4 U. 1/ I am the current holder of the "most coins dropped from elbow and caught in the same hand" title at my place of work. 2/ I once met Michael Jackson at Beaulieu motor museum and he held my baby nephew whilst Liberace looked on. 3/ I once had a nosebleed that lasted for TWO hours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 You have clearly given this subject a lot of thought, well done. I do get your point though, so here goes just 4 U. 1/ I am the current holder of the "most coins dropped from elbow and caught in the same hand" title at my place of work. 2/ I once met Michael Jackson at Beaulieu motor museum and he held my baby nephew whilst Liberace looked on. 3/ I once had a nosebleed that lasted for TWO hours. Ooh, thats a tough one. hmm, in diagnosis of the above I conculde that... 1) You have to be very skilled to achieve number one, and no disrespect Hamster, your e-persona doesnt come across as an e-skilled person, so this could be the lie. 2) While meeting someone famous is not an everyday thing, especially someone as famous as Wacko himself, it is possible. I know Wacko has a fondness of children (allegedly) so Im sure, had the situation occured, he would of indeed held your baby nephew. Im not 100% certain on the Liberace part though, I feel you may have thrown that in there as a red herring. 3) Reading it again, I now know that #3 is a blatent lie. I am pretty certain you are a man Hamster, and men dont bleed anything more than about 10 minutes, if they did, they would be classed as female and their 'mood' you change throughout the course of the bleeding process. So I think its obviously # 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Wrong, I'm afraid. I have suffered with nosebleeds ever since a fight at junior school (I lost), sometimes they don't properly stop for hours, I have been known to leave the house with wads of toilet paper hanging from my nose. I have some cream for it, but I never have gotten around to having it cauterised which would be the sensible thing to do I spose. Anyway, that leaves you with A or B Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Number 2 is a lie because I used to work at Beaulieu and he has never visited. I did see Liberace there a few times however. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Number 2 is a lie because I used to work at Beaulieu and he has never visited. I did see Liberace there a few times however. You sound very confident in that assertion. Are you saying that Michael Jackson never went ther BECAUSE of the fact that YOU work they're? Are you maybe not his type? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 You sound very confident in that assertion. Are you saying that Michael Jackson never went ther BECAUSE of the fact that YOU work they're? Are you maybe not his type? I have never seen the wrong "there" used like this before. Well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I am not Tiggs, TRAF, Wiltshire Saint, Crouchie, Plastic Saint, Essruu, SRS, Baj, I_n_S, Seatbelt, Scudamore, Alpine Saint, Guided Missile, Aids Vicim and Buzzin 'Orn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 You sound very confident in that assertion. Are you saying that Michael Jackson never went ther BECAUSE of the fact that YOU work they're? Are you maybe not his type? Yes. Me working there was the ONLY reason Michael Jackson never visited Beaulieu Motor Museum. I wish he did though, he would have loved Wheels. I agree with Johnny too, excellent use of "they're". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Just to wrap this up, as I need to go and pee. I DID meet Michael Jackson at Beaulieu, he was being driven around with Liberace by Lord Mantagu (sp). Liberace's, then partner Scott Thorson was with them too. It was in 1981 (ish) and I have photographs of the event, one is of my nephew in his arms. FACT As for coin catching, I reckon I could do about 20-30, but have never tried it at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I am not Tiggs, TRAF, Wiltshire Saint, Crouchie, Plastic Saint, Essruu, SRS, Baj, I_n_S, Seatbelt, Scudamore, Alpine Saint, Guided Missile, Aids Vicim and Buzzin 'Orn. Wow, no wonder you dont pay your £5 membership fee, with those multiple usernames you have the arsenal of 45 posts a day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 1/ I am the current holder of the "most coins dropped from elbow and caught in the same hand" title at my place of work. 1) You have to be very skilled to achieve number one, and no disrespect Hamster, your e-persona doesnt come across as an e-skilled person, so this could be the lie. As for coin catching, I reckon I could do about 20-30, but have never tried it at work. I think I spotted this one early! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 I think I spotted this one early! Re coin tossing, I have, just proven myself to be very good at it. I can do 27 2p coins. I cannot do 28 as I have just dicovered and I might add that the dogs are now NOT sleeping on the sofa, they are hiding in the kitchen. You really have got me very wrong INS. Do not let what you want to believe about someone cloud your judgement as to what they actually are. I actually teach e-skills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 Re coin tossing, I have, just proven myself to be very good at it. I can do 27 2p coins. I cannot do 28 as I have just dicovered and I might add that the dogs are now NOT sleeping on the sofa, they are hiding in the kitchen. You really have got me very wrong INS. Do not let what you want to believe about someone cloud your judgement as to what they actually are. I actually teach e-skills. I bow down to your superior e-skills! 27 is a lot of coinage. What other e-skills can you teach? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2008 What other e-skills can you teach? I don't teach e-skills Ha! I am getting god at this lieng (sp) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 21 November, 2008 Share Posted 21 November, 2008 i have swivveled on a pitchfork Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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