Master Bates Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 A POLICE investigation into the sexual assault and death of several sheep has been hampered because their main suspect has a twin brother who could also be behind the attacks. Detectives arrested one of the brothers at his home in Dulwich, south-east London, after DNA was found on a pair of grey jogging trousers recovered by police from a farm. A PERVERT has admitted downloading 30,000 depraved images – including sex acts with an octopus. Rodney McLagan, 48, was also caught with material showing sexual activities with TIGERS. He yesterday pleaded guilty at Hobart Supreme Court in Tasmania to possessing bestiality products plus other more serious porn offences. He will be sentenced this month. David Barclay, defending, said bachelor McLagan sought bestiality images because he “identified himself as a beast”. A PENSIONER has been nicked for having sex with a HORSE. A shocked motorist called cops claiming the perv was performing an indecent act on the animal in a field by a busy dual carriageway. The man, in his 60s, was arrested on suspicion of bestiality by appalled cops and quizzed in West London. Yesterday a source said: “He says he is attracted to horses and couldn’t resist it when he saw the animal in the field. “We thought we’d seen everything but this beats them all.” The man was bailed to return to the police station after the incident on Friday off the A30 in Feltham, Middlesex. Last month a 27-year-old man from Dulwich, South London, was arrested on suspicion of having sex with sheep. A TWISTED oddball with an insatiable animal fetish was arrested after allegedly having sex with 400 cows. The 53-year-old cleaner told police he did not fancy women and only cows and horses got him randy. Getulino Ferreira Paraizo said he chose the more tranquil animals before engaging in sex acts with them. But police say it is even more bizarre. They accuse him of torturing the animals, sometimes ripping out their eyes before having sex with them and then killing them. Among the clues he left behind at every scene were empty packages of the same cookies. Police found another packet on him when they arrested him. .............
saints_is_the_south Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 What teh fook is wrong with some people!?!?
miserableoldgit Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 What teh fook is wrong with some people!?!? Yes! Giving cookies to cows! Disgraceful!!!
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 LOL @ Master Bates's real name being Rodney McLagan.
SNSUN Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Seriously, what's wrong with spanking it? It's not illegal and you're not making animals feel ashamed... (Although without any MB PM's for so long... :-()
Master Bates Posted 11 August, 2008 Author Posted 11 August, 2008 Seriously, what's wrong with spanking it? It's not illegal and you're not making animals feel ashamed... (Although without any MB PM's for so long... :-() Yeah the lists are annoying, i'll just do new lists, so, who wants on?
SNSUN Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Yeah the lists are annoying, i'll just do new lists, so, who wants on? Worth a fred IMO. And count me in... ;-)
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Yeah the lists are annoying, i'll just do new lists, so, who wants on? You need to ask?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 F*cking discusting! Re PM's MB I'm in! Ta
Flyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Speaking of which. Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but his member was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his manhood. Look at the size of the holes, how did he get it through there in the 1st place?
Jillyanne Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Speaking of which. Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but his member was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his manhood. Look at the size of the holes, how did he get it through there in the 1st place? Small willeh?
Colinjb Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 lol @ those freaks. Any chance of adding me to the Pm's?
CabbageFace Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 They have some good ideas, animals dont answer back and benches are good in bed.
SNSUN Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Speaking of which. Last night in Hong Kong, the police received a disturbing call from a man in trouble. Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park. The bench has numerous small holes in it, which Xing used to attempt to satisfy himself. However, once he became aroused he found that he was stuck and could not get his penis out of the small hole. He panicked and called the police to help him. When police arrive they found Xian stuck face down where he had been stuck for some time. When doctors arrived on the scene they tried to release some of the pressure by removing some of his blood, but his member was so swollen that they ended up having to cut the entire bench free and take it, with Xian attached, to the hospital. 4 painful hours later, Doctors finally separated Xian from his bench. Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his manhood. Look at the size of the holes, how did he get it through there in the 1st place? At least they had a ready made stretcher. An hour later and the man would have had no 'brain' which would have matched suitably with having no brains.
Wilko Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/manchester/7553775.stm Sex mad? Were they bumming?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 That's so last month. Should be 'spiffing' now IMO
Weston Super Saint Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Should be 'spiffing' now IMO Splendid.
JonnyLove Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 I seem to of been missed of the PM lists for a while and am getting upset
hamster Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Small willeh? You have been spoilt Jill. One more for the list please MasterBates, although I am not really sure what I letting myself in for?
Marsdinho Posted 11 August, 2008 Posted 11 August, 2008 Am I the only one that laughed at "Feltham".... Can you add me to the list please, cheers
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 Adding to the list please On this list too please. Neither of you can, only Full Members can receive and send PMs.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Neither of you can, only Full Members can receive and send PMs. And it makes the £5 registration fee all the more worthwhile!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 Google Image search is free. You're really selling the forum Ponts! Takes all the effort out of looking though when someone gathers all the nice bewbs together in one wholesome PM
Master Bates Posted 12 August, 2008 Author Posted 12 August, 2008 Google Image search is free. No it's not, for every google image search that's made, a Monk dies.
SNSUN Posted 12 August, 2008 Posted 12 August, 2008 No it's not, for every google image search that's made, a Monk dies. He got sent off for Swansea the other day. Blame that on me, I did a Google image search.
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