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hmmyes...

 

i'm sure attractive women are queueing round the block to use an escort agency...

 

Play to his imagination Scu, there may be a hot swedish girl, who having moved over to live in the UK with her incredibly ugly boyfriend who treated her like crap, has just been dumped. She doesnt know anyone in this country and would really like to get out and about having decided she quite likes the lifestyle of the UK and would like to stay.

 

Her first port of call would be an escort, where hopefully she can meet some new people.

 

Stevo, this is your 'date' tonight and you are being paid for it too!

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IF stevo is an escort............how much work does he get i wonder...and has he got ant fitteh clients and what other services does he offer..?

 

1) I think he has just started, I could be wrong but tonight is possibly client #1

 

2) Again, as he has just started I dont think he has clients yet. And as Scu pointed out, I doubt fitteh's will be paying £60 p/h (or even more if the agency take a cut of the fee) to sit and chat with a bloke.

 

3) I think he would paint your toenails if you asked nicely, or paid an extra £5

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Tonight - Guess

Tomorrow - Guess

Sunday - Guess

 

Rating - ?/10

 

This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me.

 

Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx

 

Tonight - wowing the ladies of scum with your charming looks & intelligent wit.

Tomorrow - football in the day & the same as tonight

Sunday - recovering from your excellent weekend

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Tonight - Guess

Tomorrow - Guess

Sunday - Guess

 

Rating - ?/10

 

This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me.

 

Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx

 

Tonight - Fingering your anus and smelling it?

Tomorrow - Eating a pizza and knocking one out?

Sunday - *****ing your brother while catching the East Enders omnibus?

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Tonight - Guess

Tomorrow - Guess

Sunday - Guess

 

Rating - ?/10

 

This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me.

 

Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx

 

Tonight - Posting as your alias INS

Tomorrow - Posting as your alias INS

Sunday - Posting as your alias INS

 

8/10 If the car battery goes in without a fuss

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Tonight - Posting as your alias INS

Tomorrow - Posting as your alias INS

Sunday - Posting as your alias INS

 

8/10 If the car battery goes in without a fuss

 

You caught me out!! I have been posting as both Im no sinner and I was Roger Beeks as well, nobody ever cottoned onto that one!!

 

I will post only as Im No Sinner in the future :)

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Tonight - Guess

Tomorrow - Guess

Sunday - Guess

 

Rating - ?/10

 

This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me.

 

Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx

 

Tonight- Go to the gym, lift 100kg, not much but i still make out i am massive to my innernet e-friends, then prob home as footeh tomorrow

 

Tomorrow- Footeh followed by Footeh. Prob play cack but still be teh goalscoring hero

 

Sunday- Footeh, then gym, lift 110kg and kiss my massive e-pecs in front of teh mirror. Ask teh Boj why Jillstain my e-slag cannot dontate for me. go and see INS's cat with teh massive fits n stuff.

 

my weekend is gonna be teh bomb, all you e-geeks gonna be jealous.

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