PompeyLass Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 :-# So many comments to chose from. But I wont. Go on.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Nope, that one is very happy thanks. :-# So many comments to chose from. But I wont. Go on. For the record, this is the smilies speaking, not me... :smt100 :smt035 :-& :vom:
The King Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Haircut, gym, then whatever Saturday - Reading for football......all day drinking sesh Sunday - Bed hanging!!
saint_stevo Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight- Get paid for being taken to dinner Tomorrow- Hampshire Cup in Whiteley, maybe have a migraine, maybe not. Sunday- Check out a few flats, maybe even see teh Mrs
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight- Get paid for being taken to dinner You serious about this whole escorting thing then? What if they 'propostion' you for 'desserts'?
PompeyLass Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 What does your girlfriend think of you being an escort ? Do you put out ? Are you on a website ?
saint_stevo Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 lolz, its strictly business. Yeah im registered on a website. £60 p/hr minimum
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 lolz, its strictly business. Yeah im registered on a website. £60 p/hr minimum Thats not bad! Strictly business means: If teh bird is fugly, then the price has to be right If teh bird is a fitteh, then deserts is all part of the package?
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Loch Fyne? Had to confirm, yes thats the one, was there a few years ago when my Aunt was over, from what I remember it was nice.
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 lolz, its strictly business. Yeah im registered on a website. £60 p/hr minimum Do you do a special rate for TSW members? Could I treat Mrs Hamster?
PompeyLass Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 lolz, its strictly business. Yeah im registered on a website. £60 p/hr minimum Why did you not answer my first question ?
Scudamore Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 If teh bird is a fitteh, then deserts is all part of the package? hmmyes... i'm sure attractive women are queueing round the block to use an escort agency...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 hmmyes... i'm sure attractive women are queueing round the block to use an escort agency... Play to his imagination Scu, there may be a hot swedish girl, who having moved over to live in the UK with her incredibly ugly boyfriend who treated her like crap, has just been dumped. She doesnt know anyone in this country and would really like to get out and about having decided she quite likes the lifestyle of the UK and would like to stay. Her first port of call would be an escort, where hopefully she can meet some new people. Stevo, this is your 'date' tonight and you are being paid for it too!
Thedelldays Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 IF stevo is an escort............how much work does he get i wonder...and has he got ant fitteh clients and what other services does he offer..?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 IF stevo is an escort............how much work does he get i wonder...and has he got ant fitteh clients and what other services does he offer..? 1) I think he has just started, I could be wrong but tonight is possibly client #1 2) Again, as he has just started I dont think he has clients yet. And as Scu pointed out, I doubt fitteh's will be paying £60 p/h (or even more if the agency take a cut of the fee) to sit and chat with a bloke. 3) I think he would paint your toenails if you asked nicely, or paid an extra £5
Nexstar Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Work Tomorrow - Reading + TV Sunday - Bit of work + sleep + tv
Jillyanne Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Had to confirm, yes thats the one, was there a few years ago when my Aunt was over, from what I remember it was nice. Excellent choice, have the sea bass.
hamster Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 1) I think he has just started, I could be wrong but tonight is possibly client #1 Reckon he'll be seeing her again though....to apologise.
Appy Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight- Work 5-9 Tomorrow: 10:04 train from andover to reading, then the pub, watch saints lose and drink some more. Sunday: Work and Watch footeh.
aids victim Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Guess Tomorrow - Guess Sunday - Guess Rating - ?/10 This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me. Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx
PompeyLass Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Guess Tomorrow - Guess Sunday - Guess Rating - ?/10 This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me. Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx Tonight - wowing the ladies of scum with your charming looks & intelligent wit. Tomorrow - football in the day & the same as tonight Sunday - recovering from your excellent weekend
JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Guess Tomorrow - Guess Sunday - Guess Rating - ?/10 This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me. Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx Tonight - Fingering your anus and smelling it? Tomorrow - Eating a pizza and knocking one out? Sunday - *****ing your brother while catching the East Enders omnibus?
Papa Shango Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight- Birthday today, big night out in town. Tomorrow- Reading to see Saints get thrashed. Watch boxing when we get back Sunday- Work/Sleep
Jillyanne Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight- Birthday today, big night out in town. Tomorrow- Reading to see Saints get thrashed. Watch boxing when we get back Sunday- Work/Sleep Happy birthday!
Saint Keith Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 home today, golf tomorrow, des moines sunday
Chris Larkin Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Today - Out on the town. Saturday - Work at 0630. Watch Jeffrey Stelling on SSS. Cry when Saints lose. Sunday - Work at 0630. Follow NFL. Cry when Seahawks lose. 5/10.
Scudamore Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Guess Tomorrow - Guess Sunday - Guess Rating - ?/10 This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me. Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx Tonight - Posting as your alias INS Tomorrow - Posting as your alias INS Sunday - Posting as your alias INS 8/10 If the car battery goes in without a fuss
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Posting as your alias INS Tomorrow - Posting as your alias INS Sunday - Posting as your alias INS 8/10 If the car battery goes in without a fuss Now Im AV too? I could take that, I guess, there have been worse suggestions
Scudamore Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 There's a little bit of INS in all of us. It's generally in with the self loathing part which we keep under wraps...
aids victim Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Posting as your alias INS Tomorrow - Posting as your alias INS Sunday - Posting as your alias INS 8/10 If the car battery goes in without a fuss You caught me out!! I have been posting as both Im no sinner and I was Roger Beeks as well, nobody ever cottoned onto that one!! I will post only as Im No Sinner in the future
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 There's a little bit of INS in all of us. It's generally in with the self loathing part which we keep under wraps... You love it when there is a little bit of INS in you, dont you Scu?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 You caught me out!! I have been posting as both Im no sinner and I was Roger Beeks as well, nobody ever cottoned onto that one!! I will post only as Im No Sinner in the future :smt042 In Stu's words, you wish you was me
saint_stevo Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Guess Tomorrow - Guess Sunday - Guess Rating - ?/10 This week you have to guess things that I am doing. The one who gets the most things right wins 5 minutes of respect from me. Get cracking, stop slacking pussyholes xx Tonight- Go to the gym, lift 100kg, not much but i still make out i am massive to my innernet e-friends, then prob home as footeh tomorrow Tomorrow- Footeh followed by Footeh. Prob play cack but still be teh goalscoring hero Sunday- Footeh, then gym, lift 110kg and kiss my massive e-pecs in front of teh mirror. Ask teh Boj why Jillstain my e-slag cannot dontate for me. go and see INS's cat with teh massive fits n stuff. my weekend is gonna be teh bomb, all you e-geeks gonna be jealous. Close?
ozzmeister Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - Got some work friends from Sweden coming over so drinks with them tonight Saturday - girlfriend coming up, may go out for a few drinks may just stay in Sunday - shopping, may go ice skating at one of the london outdoor ice rinks
Michelle Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight: Chinese in, bit of tellehbox, not much else. Saturday: Very begrudgingly working 9:00 - 5:30, therefore missing Reading. Meh. Out in Guildford in the evening for a gig. Sunday: Hopefully not much.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Tonight - drinks & dinner with a friend I've neglected a bit. Tonight- Get paid for being taken to dinner :smt042 Vicky, you're not that bad that you have to pay for it!
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