FAO Milton Roader

[Tokyo-Saint]

PM me, I have something for you!

[Bearsy]

Hi Milton, don't reply to the above. It's a trap. PM me first and i will give you details.

[Tokyo-Saint]

PM me, I've got some porn from you. Bearsy just has gay stuff (see swear roulette thread for full details).

[Bearsy]

Hi Milton,

 

Do you remember when we went to school together? It was such lols when we used to hate on SCUMMERS/SKATES*. I've been trying to get in touch for some time cos you remember that girl we both fancied CLAIRE/LOUISE/ANNA/JANE/NICOLA/SARAH*? I bumped into her the other day and she is still hot and wants to hook up with you asap. PM me for details.

 

* delete as appropriate

[hamster]

Jennifer, Alison, Philipa Sue.....Deborah, Annabel too.

[CB Fry]

Jennifer, Alison, Philipa Sue.....Deborah, Annabel too.

 

 

I love him from the bottom of my pencil case.

[PhilippineSaint]

PM me, I've got some porn from you. Bearsy just has gay stuff (see swear roulette thread for full details).

 

Is Miltonroader giving out fishy porn now?

[Tokyo-Saint]

Get him to pm me and all will be revealed. Bear will COME OUT with everything.

[tpbury]

So, Bear is Bisexual? That's cool. His buttfriend is Milton? Makes sense,

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hey you make your own conclusions TP, I'm saying nothing.

[Bearsy]

People is always wanting me to be bent on here! Wishful thinking. Poor old tpbury, I don't know if to let him down gentle or just give him a bum out of politeness.

[Tokyo-Saint]

If neither of us idiots get a PM bear, are we both gay (you being gayer for the roulette thing) or not gay at all (apart from you for the roulette thing)?

[Bearsy]

Yeah I'll be double gay and you'll be single gay.

 

Thing is tho, double gay is actually straight. Look at David Walliams.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Give me a chance Bear, I've only just found out I am gay. I am not ready to 'look' at swimmers just yet.

 

 

btw - how long before the PC police close us down for YOU* being homophobic?

 

 

*infractions this way mods

[Tokyo-Saint]

[Bearsy]

btw - how long before the PC police close us down for YOU* being homophobic?

 

Interesting. I ain't homophobic, I really ain't! I love the gays! And you know if the right guy or whatever come along I'd be willing to give it a go. I can see what you're saying tho, I do sometimes make homophobic sounding postings. Also misogynistic sounding postings. I'm only in it for the lols tho, I ain't meaning to be hating on people!

 

I just reckon you can still just about get away with being lols about gays and women and gingers in a way that you absolutely cannot get away with talking bout racisms for example. Not that I want to be lols bout racisms, but it does seem double standards.

 

I feel like I'm digging! Let me know if so and I'll edit the post to make out like my opinions is the exact opposite of whatever bits is fractable!

[Tokyo-Saint]

Lols - too late for the back tracking bear you are going to be doing hard time for this. First you start on the gays and now the gingers. I have it on good grounds that half the mods are ginger and the other half just dye their hair or are bald.

 

The only way out is to start a thread completely coming out of the closet.

[Dig Dig]

don't think you'll have much luck getting Miltons attention on this part of the forum. His minder doesn't let him go anywhere but the main board.