How to deal with a stalker?

[hamster]

I have an internet stalker.

Today I walked into an office where I work to find one of my workmates, who's has been on holiday for 3 weeks, checking my posts! I know that i post some proper crap, but WTF, get a ****in life 'D'. If you are reading this, stop stalking me you ****.

 

He will probably read this tomorrow, so if you have any words of wisdom for him, please be my guest.

 

xx's Big D

[saint_stevo]

slip it in dry

[saint boggy]

never put a light bulb in ya back pocket

 

HTH

x

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

When Hamster is on here, and meant to be working, pop your b*llocks in one of those plastic cups you get with office water coolers and walk up behind him, resting the cup on his shoulder and ask him if he would like a cuppa.

 

Much love