thesaint sfc Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 At least you didn't end up like these two http://www.sherdog.net/forums/f7/i-got-married-last-weekend-pics-877461/
Thedelldays Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 jesus...when i scrolled down I was not expected that..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hatch Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 I've listened to atheist arguments from nearly every source; from Richard Dawkins to Penn Jillette to my college roommate. This is best evidence I've ever seen for the absence of a God brilliant . LOL
Jillyanne Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 I hope I am every bit the blushing bride that she is next June.
Robsk II Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 MySpace.com - Chris the Freak - 21 - Male - Ninety Six, South Carolina - http://www.myspace.com/118833657:smt102:vom:
Spudders Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 lol would love to know what that kid actually saw to make him cry!
saint_stevo Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 i swear that bloke on the right works in the garage opposite Flemming Park
Ponty Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 What if she was your 'date' when you turned up on escort duty?
Junction 9 Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 I may join that forum just to make a comment.
PompeyLass Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 Isn't that the same forum those freaks were on ?
Arizona Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 That must be a joke. MUST be. Either that poster is the best photoshop artist I've ever seen, or that wedding did actually take place. Whether it is that poster though is impossible to prove.
Jillyanne Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 Isn't that the same forum those freaks were on ? You mean the 'marble people'?
SNSUN Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 All womenz need some loving. My Golden Retriever is still a virgin at the age of 4, he would gladly assist.
PompeyLass Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 You mean the 'marble people'? No, these freaks.
saintrich Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 Surely a joke... " quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful." :-|
Arizona Posted 20 November, 2008 Posted 20 November, 2008 Surely a joke... " quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful." :-| If it were, then surely the joke is even more disturbing than the reality. We have photographic evidence that this couple does infact exist. If it is a joke, then it just means someone else has a varied gallery of this couple's life. Either way, it gives me chills thinking about it.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 I have to be careful reading the thread on the link as so many comments make me lol, but I am in a quiet office! I like the comment: That's one aerodynamic forehead.
thesaint sfc Posted 21 November, 2008 Author Posted 21 November, 2008 Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 That must be a joke. MUST be. Either that poster is the best photoshop artist I've ever seen, or that wedding did actually take place. Whether it is that poster though is impossible to prove. If it were, then surely the joke is even more disturbing than the reality. We have photographic evidence that this couple does infact exist. If it is a joke, then it just means someone else has a varied gallery of this couple's life. Either way, it gives me chills thinking about it. The thread is a joke as this post proves: Dammit I knew the pregnant before marriage and losing my virginity on wedding night would get me. I was just too lazy and tired to edit. However, I dont think these are photoshopped pictures, I think this wedding did infact take place (and they both have myspace accounts with pictures on). Some guy on the thread says that down south in the US it is common to see skinny men with whale girlfriends. I.am.never.going.to.the.south.of.the.us Seriously, she/it is hideous.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Lol, check out post 150, brilliant fancy dress costume!
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Still not bored of this thread... Does your town have any kind of history with radiation poisoning? lolz
JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 The scary thing is that she exists and not that she may be with that bloke. Surely she can alter her appearance a little and make an effort.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 The scary thing is that she exists and not that she may be with that bloke. Surely she can alter her appearance a little and make an effort. Cutting off her head would be a start
JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Cutting off her head would be a start It would "bring her on" that is for sure. Seriously, going back to a previous thread, how much would you want to **** it?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 It would "bring her on" that is for sure. Seriously, going back to a previous thread, how much would you want to **** it? I edited the thread in question to now show her, realised I had put £5k for the previous lady so had to edit that too. Its not the fact she is fat, some fat chicks are ok. Or the fact she is bald, I mean it didnt look too bad on demi moore, Brittney Spears or Keira Knightley, or even the fact her cheeks are puffy, but when you add all three together, it just overloads the ugly senses. I would seriously not do it for less than £100k. On a side note, all those who said they would f*ck it on the other thread, now appear to have said they would f*ck the beast! :smt042
JohnnyFartPants Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 I edited the thread in question to now show her, realised I had put £5k for the previous lady so had to edit that too. Its not the fact she is fat, some fat chicks are ok. Or the fact she is bald, I mean it didnt look too bad on demi moore, Brittney Spears or Keira Knightley, or even the fact her cheeks are puffy, but when you add all three together, it just overloads the ugly senses. I would seriously not do it for less than £100k. On a side note, all those who said they would f*ck it on the other thread, now appear to have said they would f*ck the beast! :smt042 Best baldness chick ever was Skinhead O'Conner. In fact nothing compares to her.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 21 November, 2008 Posted 21 November, 2008 Best baldness chick ever was Skinhead O'Conner. In fact nothing compares to her. Very good
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