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Surely a joke...

 

" quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

 

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Surely a joke...

 

" quickly undressed and got right down to business. I had to be careful, as she was a virgin and it was quite painful for her. I managed to get in there after a few minutes of trying. I only lasted about 2 minutes, but it was amazing. The best part was when we both orgasmed at the same time. I cried for a little while afterward, it was just so beautiful."

 

:-|

 

If it were, then surely the joke is even more disturbing than the reality. We have photographic evidence that this couple does infact exist. If it is a joke, then it just means someone else has a varied gallery of this couple's life.

 

Either way, it gives me chills thinking about it.

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That must be a joke. MUST be.

 

Either that poster is the best photoshop artist I've ever seen, or that wedding did actually take place.

 

Whether it is that poster though is impossible to prove.

 

If it were, then surely the joke is even more disturbing than the reality. We have photographic evidence that this couple does infact exist. If it is a joke, then it just means someone else has a varied gallery of this couple's life.

 

Either way, it gives me chills thinking about it.

 

The thread is a joke as this post proves:

 

Dammit I knew the pregnant before marriage and losing my virginity on wedding night would get me. I was just too lazy and tired to edit.

 

However, I dont think these are photoshopped pictures, I think this wedding did infact take place (and they both have myspace accounts with pictures on). Some guy on the thread says that down south in the US it is common to see skinny men with whale girlfriends.

 

I.am.never.going.to.the.south.of.the.us

 

Seriously, she/it is hideous.

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It would "bring her on" that is for sure.

 

Seriously, going back to a previous thread, how much would you want to **** it?

 

I edited the thread in question to now show her, realised I had put £5k for the previous lady so had to edit that too.

 

Its not the fact she is fat, some fat chicks are ok. Or the fact she is bald, I mean it didnt look too bad on demi moore, Brittney Spears or Keira Knightley, or even the fact her cheeks are puffy, but when you add all three together, it just overloads the ugly senses.

 

I would seriously not do it for less than £100k.

 

On a side note, all those who said they would f*ck it on the other thread, now appear to have said they would f*ck the beast! :smt042

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I edited the thread in question to now show her, realised I had put £5k for the previous lady so had to edit that too.

 

Its not the fact she is fat, some fat chicks are ok. Or the fact she is bald, I mean it didnt look too bad on demi moore, Brittney Spears or Keira Knightley, or even the fact her cheeks are puffy, but when you add all three together, it just overloads the ugly senses.

 

I would seriously not do it for less than £100k.

 

On a side note, all those who said they would f*ck it on the other thread, now appear to have said they would f*ck the beast! :smt042

 

Best baldness chick ever was Skinhead O'Conner. In fact nothing compares to her.

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