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According to my sources a hunt is on for a missing spoon at St Marys, the spoon, part of a private collection of cutlery used by our leader Mr Cortese was last seen in his private set. It went missing at some point in the last week and staff have been ordered to search high and low to recapture it, some have been taken off of their own day to day duties to join in the hunt. Rumours the spoon has been stolen by a member of staff and auctioned on Ebay are unconfirmed.

 

We contacted SFC to ask them for an update on spoongate but no one was available to comment.

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Why do some sad losers feel the need to announce the contents of their ignore list ?

 

What's worse? Those commenting on their ignore list or those commenting on those commenting on their ignore list?

 

Or, myself who has just commented on someone commenting on someone commenting on their ignore list?

 

Anyone care to comment?

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When i run out of tea spoons i sometimes use desert spoons. You have to adjust for inflation in order not to over-sweeten your tea, but on the whole the system works quite well.

 

But a tea spoon is quite a specialist tool, it's kinda like trying to play a centre back as full back, you can get away with it for a while it your always gonna get caught out at some stage, the club needs a tea spoon now, we should of sorted an adequate back up plan in the summer !!!

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When i run out of tea spoons i sometimes use desert spoons. You have to adjust for inflation in order not to over-sweeten your tea, but on the whole the system works quite well.

 

Spoon inflation.

 

Is this something you learnt from your '50 Shades' research?

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Turkish. Methinks you've been taking the Private Eye 'Spoons' articles too seriously!!!!

 

That was my reaction as well :lol:

 

Then I thought, maybe he means Amy Winehouse's spoon, c/w scorch-marks still visible on the underside. That'd fetch a few quid on ebay.

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I don't think you're taking this seriously enough. Mr Cortese was outraged at finding a spoon missing from his private set. Staff were ordered to search for it, stopping them from doing their jobs. I'm disgusted you are treating this so lightly.

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Like I've always sort of respected the bloke, granted its a football forum that he's making himself out to be a legend on but he's put enough effort into his internet persona to sort of deserve it. However, that was the least funny piece of sh!t comedy I have ever wasted my time reading. Genuinely, that was f*cking dreadful.

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I don't think you're taking this seriously enough. Mr Cortese was outraged at finding a spoon missing from his private set. Staff were ordered to search for it, stopping them from doing their jobs. I'm disgusted you are treating this so lightly.

 

We must all pray and hope that the spoon is found. In times like this when morale is being questioned and so many in authority are under fire it is seemingly 'small' incidents like this that can underpin a complete collapse of team spirit and togetherness.

 

Until the spoon is found things will never be the same again. Oh spoon where art thou!!?

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Was the spoon in question 'left-back' in the kitchen? I can see some people getting 'defensive' about the line of enquiry.

 

I am surprised that no-one has missed the other implement - clearly there should be 4 knifes, 4 forks and 4 spoons to a set - but we all know the club is determined to stick to 4-3-3, so there's got to be a fork missing too. (I'll get me coat).

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