Turkish Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 According to my sources a hunt is on for a missing spoon at St Marys, the spoon, part of a private collection of cutlery used by our leader Mr Cortese was last seen in his private set. It went missing at some point in the last week and staff have been ordered to search high and low to recapture it, some have been taken off of their own day to day duties to join in the hunt. Rumours the spoon has been stolen by a member of staff and auctioned on Ebay are unconfirmed. We contacted SFC to ask them for an update on spoongate but no one was available to comment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 What? Is this a "look at me" thread or have I missed something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Is it wooden? If so it will turn up on the last day of the season once our bottom of the table finish has been confirmed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 22 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2012 What? Is this a "look at me" thread or have I missed something? As per the OP. The missing spoon is being taken very seriously inside SMS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 I've just blocked the boring goon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 22 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2012 I've just blocked the boring goon. Thanks for announcing it. You're so important! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 When i run out of tea spoons i sometimes use desert spoons. You have to adjust for inflation in order not to over-sweeten your tea, but on the whole the system works quite well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kpturner Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 As per the OP. The missing spoon is being taken very seriously inside SMS.Well, if somebody nicked the spoon from my private collection, I would take it very seriously too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alpine_saint Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Why do some sad losers feel the need to announce the contents of their ignore list ? Do they need the approval of the rest of the site ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Seem to remember Dune saying being collected spoons...I'm sure there's no connection though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Well that sentence doesn't make much sense now does it? You get the drift though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Simon Peach might know as he likes to stir things up somewhat ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 (edited) Why do some sad losers feel the need to announce the contents of their ignore list ? What's worse? Those commenting on their ignore list or those commenting on those commenting on their ignore list? Or, myself who has just commented on someone commenting on someone commenting on their ignore list? Anyone care to comment? Edited 22 October, 2012 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Dune was my first thought as well. Maybe we need to have a poll, did Cheese on Dune take the spoon? mods? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 When i run out of tea spoons i sometimes use desert spoons. You have to adjust for inflation in order not to over-sweeten your tea, but on the whole the system works quite well. What's a desert spoon? Is it used for collecting and dispensing sand?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 22 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2012 I urge you to tweet jordan Sibley if you are suspicious of anyone who may have Nick Naxks spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonian Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 When i run out of tea spoons i sometimes use desert spoons. You have to adjust for inflation in order not to over-sweeten your tea, but on the whole the system works quite well. But a tea spoon is quite a specialist tool, it's kinda like trying to play a centre back as full back, you can get away with it for a while it your always gonna get caught out at some stage, the club needs a tea spoon now, we should of sorted an adequate back up plan in the summer !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 When i run out of tea spoons i sometimes use desert spoons. You have to adjust for inflation in order not to over-sweeten your tea, but on the whole the system works quite well. Spoon inflation. Is this something you learnt from your '50 Shades' research? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 When does the Spoon Window open? We could get a cheap solid foreign spoon in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hasper57saint Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Turkish. Methinks you've been taking the Private Eye 'Spoons' articles too seriously!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Kraken Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 When does the Spoon Window open? We could get a cheap solid foreign spoon in. But why do that when its glaringly obvious that we need a spoon with Premier League experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alain Perrin Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 What's worse? Those commenting on their ignore list or those commenting on those commenting on their ignore list? Or, myself who has just commented on someone commenting on someone commenting on their ignore list? Anyone care to comment? Who said that....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Turkish. Methinks you've been taking the Private Eye 'Spoons' articles too seriously!!!! That was my reaction as well Then I thought, maybe he means Amy Winehouse's spoon, c/w scorch-marks still visible on the underside. That'd fetch a few quid on ebay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 22 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 22 October, 2012 I don't think you're taking this seriously enough. Mr Cortese was outraged at finding a spoon missing from his private set. Staff were ordered to search for it, stopping them from doing their jobs. I'm disgusted you are treating this so lightly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de-fence Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Like I've always sort of respected the bloke, granted its a football forum that he's making himself out to be a legend on but he's put enough effort into his internet persona to sort of deserve it. However, that was the least funny piece of sh!t comedy I have ever wasted my time reading. Genuinely, that was f*cking dreadful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 What's worse? Those commenting on their ignore list or those commenting on those commenting on their ignore list? Or, myself who has just commented on someone commenting on someone commenting on their ignore list? Anyone care to comment? Stop spoon feeding the trolls Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
This Charming Man Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 I've just blocked the boring goon. I'm sure he's devastated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 I don't think you're taking this seriously enough. Mr Cortese was outraged at finding a spoon missing from his private set. Staff were ordered to search for it, stopping them from doing their jobs. I'm disgusted you are treating this so lightly. We must all pray and hope that the spoon is found. In times like this when morale is being questioned and so many in authority are under fire it is seemingly 'small' incidents like this that can underpin a complete collapse of team spirit and togetherness. Until the spoon is found things will never be the same again. Oh spoon where art thou!!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 somebodies strring the crap. either that or uri geller is on the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Fan CaM Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Was the spoon in question 'left-back' in the kitchen? I can see some people getting 'defensive' about the line of enquiry. I am surprised that no-one has missed the other implement - clearly there should be 4 knifes, 4 forks and 4 spoons to a set - but we all know the club is determined to stick to 4-3-3, so there's got to be a fork missing too. (I'll get me coat). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 MLT was spotted looking shifty that day at SMS. Just sayin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KelvinsRightGlove Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 The culprit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
de-fence Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Is this really happening? In what world is this funny? Am I being really slow and missing the joke or is everyone actually having a riot about some make-believe story of an arbitrary object going missing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 22 October, 2012 Share Posted 22 October, 2012 Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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