If southampton football club was a person, who would it be?

[kwsaint]

Just trying to cheer this place up a bit...

[dubai_phil]

Rock Hudson.

 

Really good going forwards. But a bit loose at the back

[Colinjb]

Frustrating, builds you up then flatters to deceive, goes long periods giving you nothing but grief and then out of no-where brings you total joy.

 

There must be a celebrity out there that fits that description.....

[dubai_phil]

Frustrating, builds you up then flatters to deceive, goes long periods giving you nothing but grief and then out of no-where brings you total joy.

 

There must be a celebrity out there that fits that description.....

 

E L James?

[Turkish]

Karim 'Ruby the heartbreaker' El Mahroug . Attractive and popular but being screwed by a short, egotistical Itie.

[trousers]

Bill Murray

[the stain]

Jimmy Savile

[Kelly Smunt]

Could it be Joan Armatrading?

[Wade Garrett]

Could it be Joan Armatrading?

 

Clever. Told you so.

[BadgerBadger]

Nicola Cortese....

[Colinjb]

Jimmy Savile

 

No, there was only one person at the club who did his best to **** the kids. Rushing them in too soon.....

[September Saint]

Just trying to cheer this place up a bit...

 

Southampton boy Benny Hill.......just because!