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Sorry. Fair play to Barnsley for taking their opportunity and running with it. We would have probably just sung "Jim'll Fix It" and gone embarassingly high pitched on the "for yooouu oooo ooo" bit.

 

And clapped at 100 mph all over the top of it.

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It wasn't the sign so much, it was the poor buggers (their own fans) who were sat underneath it. Chubs in the white looks like he's borne the full brunt of it.

 

It was clearly the old girl up the back in the blue coat with the cup of tea. Looks guilty to me.

 

Chubs is only wearing a t shirt so considers hiimself nails. A sign falling on his head is nothing.

 

But yes, it's clearly a ridiculous thing to do.

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What happened after the video ends? Did he get back in the crowd?

 

Yep. Sky cameras followed him, looked like he tried to get back as far as he could and perhaps into the stand, the footbage stopped as he was making his way backwards. Police have identified who it is, I assume they've either caught him or will do very quickly.

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Warnock did also say he was embarrassed by it and they should put him in prison. Obviously you forgot to type that.

 

And Kirkland did go down easily. Not condoning it, but he did. Most men I know would have stayed up and smacked the ***** back, or at very least made out they weren't hurt.

 

Well obviously Kirkland is like me and not 'ard, unlike some would like us to believe they are.

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Well obviously Kirkland is like me and not 'ard, unlike some would like us to believe they are.

 

Behave, he's a big, fit, strong lad. It couldn't have been that bad as he didn't go off did he. If you take a right hander on the jaw you ain't getting up. He did and managed to play another 15 minutes of football.

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Same guy, Friday, September 02, 2011

 

http://www.thisisgloucestershire.co.uk/Football-fan-says-m-hooligan-ban-breach/story-13251413-detail/story.html

 

I AM not a hooligan, I just want to go back to watching Leeds play."

 

Those were the words of Aaron Cawley who was found guilty of breaching his football banning order for the third time.

 

The 20-year-old from Blenheim Square, Cheltenham, was been banned from every football ground in the country when he was 16 after he was caught at the centre of 200-strong riot at Leeds' Elland Road ground.

 

He was found guilty of breaking his latest two-year ban at Cheltenham Magistrates' Court on Wednesday.

 

His ban forbids him from travelling on the national rail network to or from any town or city on the day Leeds play a home or away game in that city.

 

He was charged with breaching the order on November 6 last year when he was found travelling by train to Coventry on the day Leeds were playing in the city. He had previously breached it twice before and so the order had been extended.

 

Prosecutor Elizabeth Thomas said Cawley was found on November 6, carrying a train ticket from Cheltenham to Coventry, a Leeds away match ticket and a membership card in his friend John Dymock's name. Cawley maintained he was going to Birmingham's Bullring shopping centre

 

Cawley said: "My banning order was three months from being overturned.

 

"If I was going to risk it I would have done it years ago. The risk was not worth it. I am not a hooligan. I don't go to cause trouble."

 

His brother Michael said: "A few years ago he did breach the banning order but he has not done since."

 

Defending, Gemma Bond said: "It was never his intention to use the ticket. It was his intention to go to the Bullring and meet his friends after the game."

 

Police were alerted to Cawley's whereabouts when he was discovered being noisy and disruptive in a coffee shop at Cheltenham Spa Railway Station. They found he was the subject of the banning order and officers stopped him at Birmingham New Street station.

 

Finding Cawley guilty, magistrate Jane Saltmarsh said: "You yourself knew a banning order was in operation. You should not have accepted a ticket that said Coventry on it."

 

She ordered a probation report on Cawley to be made before sentencing. He was released on unconditional bail to return to Gloucester Magistrates' Court on Monday for sentence.

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What a moron. Hope he enjoys prison.

 

And speaking of morons, haven't you got anything better to do on a Friday night than hang out on a mongboard Turkish?

 

And that was Super Mikeys view of the incident, which we took from an Internet mongboard.

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Behave, he's a big, fit, strong lad. It couldn't have been that bad as he didn't go off did he. If you

take a right hander on the jaw you ain't getting up. He did and managed to play another 15 minutes of football.

 

What difference does being big fit and strong make? Look at Audley Harrison, he's big fit and strong and I bet even you could take him down with your krav yoga.

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What difference does being big fit and strong make? Look at Audley Harrison, he's big fit and strong and I bet even you could take him down with your krav yoga.

 

I don't know why people are so harsh on Audley Harrison. It's not like he's ever hurt anyone.

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And that was Super Mikeys view of the incident, which we took from an Internet mongboard.

 

 

I've had a nice night actually, had a curry with my housemates, went to the pub for a few pints and now getting ready for some shut-eye before going up to West Ham tomorrow.

 

Was it another night of w4nking and eating Doritos for you?

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I've had a nice night actually, had a curry with my housemates, went to the pub for a few pints and now getting ready for some shut-eye before going up to West Ham tomorrow.

 

Was it another night of w4nking and eating Doritos for you?

 

Where on Burgess Road did you go for your curry Micheal?

 

It was a take away and a night in for me sir. I've had a busy week, Lots on.

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I thought they wanted to work down pits but Thatcher wouldn't let them and made them all strippers or something? Wasn't that what the full monty was all about?

 

I was only half watching to be honest.

 

Just killing time till the knobs came out, 4/10 overall. hang on, should this be in the arts forum? Mods feel free to move.

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Where on Burgess Road did you go for your curry Micheal?

 

It was a take away and a night in for me sir. I've had a busy week, Lots on.

 

Nice of you to remember where I lived 2 years ago Turkish, did you have that filed away in your "SWF Members" folder? You know, the one you keep next to the one that you've got your detailed notes of Danny Dyer films in? For the record I live in Portswood now, and cooked the curry myself (Chicken Madras).

 

I can only imagine what a busy week you've had. It must be difficult being you sometimes.

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I thought they wanted to work down pits but Thatcher wouldn't let them and made them all strippers or something? Wasn't that what the full monty was all about?

 

I was only half watching to be honest.

 

Just killing time till the knobs came out, 4/10 overall. hang on, should this be in the arts forum? Mods feel free to move.

 

I Always thought the Full Monty was about mad little Scottish smack had called begbie who had gone on the run to Sheffield to try and better himself, after being stitched up by his mate Renton. He had ended back on the dole, found a fake son and adopted a dodgy south Yorkshire accent and decided to become a stripper after failing to fullfil his childhood dream of becoming a coal miner.

 

The sequel didn't flow to be honest and the fake Sheffield accents are as convincing as Mel Gibsons Scottish one in Braveheart. And let's be honest, the characters in the full Monty are no where near as strong as sick boy, spud and Renton. Apart from the black one and it is the 00s so they needed one of them.

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Nice of you to remember where I lived 2 years ago Turkish, did you have that filed away in your "SWF Members" folder? You know, the one you keep next to the one that you've got your detailed notes of Danny Dyer films in? For the record I live in Portswood now, and cooked the curry myself (Chicken Madras).

 

I can only imagine what a busy week you've had. It must be difficult being you sometimes.

 

I remembered because you disnt live far from me, in fact I sometimes go to the chippy on burgess road.

 

You'd be surprised how busy ive been young Michael. I'll tell you all about it one day, when you grow up. Chicken madras, impressive, what tinned sauce did you use?

 

Where is your sidekick Andy?

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I remembered because you disnt live far from me, in fact I sometimes go to the chippy on burgess road.

 

You'd be surprised how busy ive been young Michael. I'll tell you all about it one day, when you grow up. Chicken madras, impressive, what tinned sauce did you use?

 

Where is your sidekick Andy?

 

 

That Pizza/Chicken place? Or the kebab shop? It's not too bad there.

 

I can't wait for that, the life of a sales rep. Wake up, **** shower shave, OH CHRIST I'VE RUN OUT OF HAIR GEL, drive to shop, do hair in car park, drive to work. It must be mayhem.

 

And I used Pataks, i'm not an animal ffs.

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That Pizza/Chicken place? Or the kebab shop? It's not too bad there.

 

I can't wait for that, the life of a sales rep. Wake up, **** shower shave, OH CHRIST I'VE RUN OUT OF HAIR GEL, drive to shop, do hair in car park, drive to work. It must be mayhem.

 

And I used Pataks, i'm not an animal ffs.

 

The Chinese place at the top. It's very nice and see, Chinese I'm not racist!

 

You forgot about the bit of hanging my jacket up in the back of my car and logging my phone in. You have no idea how good I've got it.

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The Chinese place at the top. It's very nice and see, Chinese I'm not racist!

 

You forgot about the bit of hanging my jacket up in the back of my car and logging my phone in. You have no idea how good I've got it.

 

 

You're a braver man than I thought, that Chinese is f*cking grim. The chips are greasier than my face when I was 14. Apparently the Chinese food is nice there though.

 

Damn, I knew i'd forgotten something. Do you eat breakfast too or just grab a cereal bar at about 10?

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You're a braver man than I thought, that Chinese is f*cking grim. The chips are greasier than my face when I was 14. Apparently the Chinese food is nice there though.

 

Damn, I knew i'd forgotten something. Do you eat breakfast too or just grab a cereal bar at about 10?

 

I think you are getting yourself confused young Micheal. It's a proper chippy, run by Chinese people, all the stuff they cook is fresh and it's very nice.

 

Do you really want to know my morning routine?

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I was on about the one at the crossroads, although I think I know which one you mean. S'alright in there. Fairly sure i've eaten at every takeaway in town..

 

I'd love to. Email me bb xxx

 

This is my morning routine princess xx

 

I live in the Highfield area of Southampton. My mongboard name is Turkish.I am 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, a health balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack whilst doing my stomach crunches, I can do over 1000 now. After I remove the Ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a Honey almond body scrub, And on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply a herb mint facial, which I leave on for 10 minutes whilst I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then an anti aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion. There is an idea of a Turkish Some kind of abstraction but there is no real me, only an entity, Something illusory. And while You can hold my cold gaze and shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours And maybe you can even sense our lives are probably comparable.....I simply am not there.

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Does it really matter if Kirkland really has been hurt or not ?

Anyone remember that Birmingham - Villa match where a City supporter ran onto the pitch, touched the Villa keeper and was mocking him ?

You should be punished if you run onto the pitch, whether you just touch or even punch him.

Just alone because every other football fan around will be suffering from stricter security measures being set up.

It's currently happening in Germany right now.

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This is my morning routine princess xx

 

I live in the Highfield area of Southampton. My mongboard name is Turkish.I am 35 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, a health balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack whilst doing my stomach crunches, I can do over 1000 now. After I remove the Ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a Honey almond body scrub, And on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply a herb mint facial, which I leave on for 10 minutes whilst I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave with little or no alcohol because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then an anti aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturising protective lotion. There is an idea of a Turkish Some kind of abstraction but there is no real me, only an entity, Something illusory. And while You can hold my cold gaze and shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours And maybe you can even sense our lives are probably comparable.....I simply am not there.

 

Turkish Easton-Ellis I presume.

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I Always thought the Full Monty was about mad little Scottish smack had called begbie who had gone on the run to Sheffield to try and better himself, after being stitched up by his mate Renton. He had ended back on the dole, found a fake son and adopted a dodgy south Yorkshire accent and decided to become a stripper after failing to fullfil his childhood dream of becoming a coal miner.

 

The sequel didn't flow to be honest and the fake Sheffield accents are as convincing as Mel Gibsons Scottish one in Braveheart. And let's be honest, the characters in the full Monty are no where near as strong as sick boy, spud and Renton. Apart from the black one and it is the 00s so they needed one of them.

 

I guess you were just watching for the knobs as well then?

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Nice of you to remember where I lived 2 years ago Turkish, did you have that filed away in your "SWF Members" folder? You know, the one you keep next to the one that you've got your detailed notes of Danny Dyer films in? For the record I live in Portswood now, and cooked the curry myself (Chicken Madras).

 

I can only imagine what a busy week you've had. It must be difficult being you sometimes.

 

:lol:

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Only on this board could a goalkeeper be assaulted by a rival's fan and the debate ends up focussing on the reaction of the goalkeeper.:rolleyes:

 

After what Warnock said I have no doubt people on Leeds and Wednesday forums are discussing just that.

 

You're wrong, as usual.

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