Passive Aggressive WiFi names

[SNSUN]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-20005157

 

I thought I was unique with "Police Surveillance Van #2" but clearly not. In light of this no longer being funny, not that it really ever was I suppose, can anyone think of some good'uns? I seem to remember shortly after Madeleine McCann's disappearance, someone changed their bluetooth name to "I have Maddy" (which was inspired, if a tad tasteless). Do any of you lot have a twisted sense of humour by naming your WiFi differently?

 

"The Horton WhoreHouse" would have a few neighbours worried I guess....

[Colinjb]

There was someone on our street who alternated their WiFi between 'Flowers by Irene' and 'Unmarked Van.'

[Jonnyboy]

"Allah Akbar"

[Golden Balls]

I seem to remember shortly after Madeleine McCann's disappearance, someone changed their bluetooth name to "I have Maddy" (which was inspired, if a tad tasteless).

 

I had that as my Bluetooth name for about a year. I was the envy of my pals with such wit and good looks.

[Ohio Saint]

I had not thought of doing this!!! Maybe I will go with "Free candy for kids"

 

Edit: Oh wait, it's nearly Halloween here.....Maybe I should go with "F*ck off you little bastards!"

Edited 22 October, 2012 by Ohio Saint

[Chez]

fella over the road is the grumpiest **** alive so this could be a perfect way to annoy him.

[Durleyfos]

"Saville touched my bottom" is topical.

[Somewhere In Northam]

Wifi is. "It hurts when IP"

and our router is called "Drop it like it's Hotspot"

have toyed with "narnia" in the past aswell.

[svetigpung]

someone on our patch has "pretty fly , for a WiFi"

 

thought that was pretty good actually.

[SuperMikey]

I had "Maddie McCann" as my bluetooth name for a while a few years back. Caused me to get a slap from one of my friends but also inspired the best argument i've ever had with a stranger in a cinema.

[This Charming Man]

My Bluetooth name used to be 'Send Me Porn' and people actually would. I turned it off though when one night a squaddie sent me a picture of himself naked in the local Wetherspoons bogs.

[Big Bad Bob]

I hide my WiFi, I am that ashamed of it

[PhilippineSaint]

I hide my WiFe, I am that ashamed of her

 

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