Cricketphilly Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Meeting the chap tomorrow, any questions?
The Kraken Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 What's the biggest animal he can throw over a crossbar?
Colinjb Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Ok, a pointed question: What does he think of the manager's substitutions so far this season?
pingwing Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Was Guly taking one for the team and was he secretly driving drunk that evening?
Cricketphilly Posted 17 October, 2012 Author Posted 17 October, 2012 Colinjb said: Ok, a pointed question: What does he think of the manager's substitutions so far this season? Ooh, I like, but not that brave.
hypochondriac Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Does he see himself as the long term successor to Rickie up front? Has the manager given an indication as to where he wants him to play in the long term?
The Kraken Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Does he feel the burden of expectancy is weighing heavy on his young shoulders after a £6M+ transfer, and does he attribute that burden to his under-par performances to date? Nah, best off not asking that one actually.
Lighthouse Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 The Kraken said: What's the biggest animal he can throw over a crossbar? Sounds like a decent sweepstake to me. He's quite a tall strong lad, I'm going for a medium sized alligator.
Bearsy Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Can you ask him where he places when they have their running races? Genuinely interested!
Colinjb Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Lighthouse said: Sounds like a decent sweepstake to me. He's quite a tall strong lad, I'm going for a medium sized alligator. I vote baby hippo.
Bearsy Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Dumbasses! Can you imagine the upper body strength required to buzz a hippo or alligator up over a crossbar! Be realistic FFS! Nothing bigger than a small penguin, IMO.
Lord Duckhunter Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Ask him why Cortese signed him but plays him out of position.
hypochondriac Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 The Kraken said: Does he feel the burden of expectancy is weighing heavy on his young shoulders after a £6M+ transfer, and does he attribute that burden to his under-par performances to date? Nah, best off not asking that one actually. Maybe just ask him how he feels his performances have been since joining?
Colinjb Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Bearsy said: Dumbasses! Can you imagine the upper body strength required to buzz a hippo or alligator up over a crossbar! Be realistic FFS! Nothing bigger than a small penguin, IMO. I said 'baby...'
doddisalegend Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Ask him if he thinks he is better than Billy Sharp
trousers Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Ask him if he can ever see Tadinari Lee being fit enough to play a game of football this season (seriously)
trousers Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 p.s. can I be the first nosey b*****d to ask why you're seeing him?
hypochondriac Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 trousers said: Ask him if he can ever see Tadinari Lee being fit enough to play a game of football this season (seriously) Are you that bothered? I don't think he is particularly special and not sure where he would play if fit.
The Kraken Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Bearsy said: Dumbasses! Can you imagine the upper body strength required to buzz a hippo or alligator up over a crossbar! Be realistic FFS! Nothing bigger than a small penguin, IMO. Pah, I could shot put a small penguin over, no trouble. And I'm not a profesional athlete. I reckon, with a good swinging technique, I could launch over a small, 1 year old bear.
Lighthouse Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 The Kraken said: Pah, I could shot put a small penguin over, no trouble. And I'm not a profesional athlete. I reckon, with a good swinging technique, I could launch over a small, 1 year old bear. Black, grizzly or polar?
Ken Tone Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 The Kraken said: Pah, I could shot put a small penguin over, no trouble. And I'm not a profesional athlete. I reckon, with a good swinging technique, I could launch over a small, 1 year old bear. Koala or grisly?
The Kraken Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Ken Tone said: Koala or grisly? Brown bear. The one on the right.
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 If he was selected for both, which national side would he pick: England or Spain. Would he go for where he lives or for a better chance of winning something!! Also, does he know when Gaston will be fit?
Lighthouse Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Ken Tone said: Thought mine had more comedic value A koala isn't a bear and you spelled 'grizzly' wrongly. Fail.
Dig Dig Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 What does he think of Krackers dissing him on the SWF?
Dig Dig Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Whoes signing was he....Adkins, Corteste, Reed, other?
The Kraken Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Dig Dig said: What does he think of Krackers dissing him on the SWF? He probably just waves his payslip in disgust at my perpetual nonsense. And who can blame him?
trousers Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 hypochondriac said: Are you that bothered? Granted, there are more important things in life but "us humans were born with curiosity in our hearts and minds" (Bobby Davro, May 1988 )
hypochondriac Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 If you had the chance to do whatever you liked with Mila Kunis (consensually) but before you did so you had to do the exact same things with Jo Brand, what SPECIFICALLY- if anything- would you do?
trousers Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Dig Dig said: Whoes signing was he....Adkins, Corteste, Reed, other? My money's on that Corteste fella...
The Kraken Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 hypochondriac said: If you had the chance to do whatever you liked with Mila Kunis (consensually) but before you did so you had to do the exact same things with Jo Brand, what SPECIFICALLY- if anything- would you do? I'd get her to eat some food so that she could supplement her extremely pretty face with the curves and body of a woman rather than a 10 year old boy. Sorry, Jay; that one was for you to answer, not me. I'm getting ahead of myself.
Cricketphilly Posted 17 October, 2012 Author Posted 17 October, 2012 trousers said: Ask him if he can ever see Tadinari Lee being fit enough to play a game of football this season (seriously) Another for the memory bank
Cricketphilly Posted 17 October, 2012 Author Posted 17 October, 2012 trousers said: p.s. can I be the first nosey b*****d to ask why you're seeing him? Presenting him with Championships PFA fan's player of the year award for last season.
Cricketphilly Posted 17 October, 2012 Author Posted 17 October, 2012 Ivan Katalinic said: If he was selected for both' date=' which national side would he pick: England or Spain. Would he go for where he lives or for a better chance of winning something!! Also, does he know when Gaston will be fit?[/quote'] Like
hypochondriac Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 The Kraken said: I'd get her to eat some food so that she could supplement her extremely pretty face with the curves and body of a woman rather than a 10 year old boy. Sorry, Jay; that one was for you to answer, not me. I'm getting ahead of myself. Not sure what ten year old boys you know. P.s. replace Kunis with a female of your choice.
Sour Mash Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Cricketphilly said: Like He's answered that before. It's England.
Badger Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Does he expect to be Eddie Howe's first signing for Bournemouth in January, having played for him at Burnley & Boscombe Athletic ? What is his favourite Johnny Cash record ?
trousers Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Cricketphilly said: Presenting him with Championships PFA fan's player of the year award for last season. Ah, cool - cheers. In that case ask him if he can't believe that Rickie didn't win it! Btw, I don't remember us on here getting a chance to rig that vote....!
Hatch Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Ask him what the players 'really' think of the kit?
Fitzhugh Fella Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 What was it that made his Dad leave Spain for the UK?
Ken Tone Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Lighthouse said: A koala isn't a bear and you spelled 'grizzly' wrongly. Fail. Damn. Poetic licence?
Badger Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 Fitzhugh Fella said: What was it that made his Dad leave Spain for the UK? I thought his Dad was an "import" who played for Burnley. So yes, good question why on earth would anyone want to move to Burnley ?
Ivan Katalinic's 'tache Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 What were his targets at the beginning of the season: 1st team regular, international selection, goal tally, avoid getting injured by Guly... Also, is Mr Cortese a nice man?
david in sweden Posted 17 October, 2012 Posted 17 October, 2012 what's been the most difficult adjustment now that he's come into a Prem. club ?
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