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Does he feel the burden of expectancy is weighing heavy on his young shoulders after a £6M+ transfer, and does he attribute that burden to his under-par performances to date?

 

Nah, best off not asking that one actually.

 

Maybe just ask him how he feels his performances have been since joining?

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Dumbasses! Can you imagine the upper body strength required to buzz a hippo or alligator up over a crossbar! Be realistic FFS!

 

Nothing bigger than a small penguin, IMO.

 

Pah, I could shot put a small penguin over, no trouble. And I'm not a profesional athlete.

 

I reckon, with a good swinging technique, I could launch over a small, 1 year old bear.

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If you had the chance to do whatever you liked with Mila Kunis (consensually) but before you did so you had to do the exact same things with Jo Brand, what SPECIFICALLY- if anything- would you do?

 

I'd get her to eat some food so that she could supplement her extremely pretty face with the curves and body of a woman rather than a 10 year old boy.

 

Sorry, Jay; that one was for you to answer, not me. I'm getting ahead of myself.

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I'd get her to eat some food so that she could supplement her extremely pretty face with the curves and body of a woman rather than a 10 year old boy.

 

Sorry, Jay; that one was for you to answer, not me. I'm getting ahead of myself.

 

Mila+Kunis.jpg

 

Not sure what ten year old boys you know.

 

P.s. replace Kunis with a female of your choice.

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Presenting him with Championships PFA fan's player of the year award for last season.

 

Ah, cool - cheers. In that case ask him if he can't believe that Rickie didn't win it! ;)

 

Btw, I don't remember us on here getting a chance to rig that vote....!

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