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Good work johnnyboy, we'll call this full on breast shot an experiment (although that ain't miss hanna). Let us know the banning length so we know what porn is ok and what is not.

This thread is educational in so many ways, the learning happening is phenomenal really. We're learning about Japanese (we'll I'm not as I'm just looking at the pictures, but some people may be listening). But we're also learning about the allowable forum picture parameters. We need to be able to push these to discover where the rules are and what is ok and what's not.

In the last week I've discovered these lines are a lot further out than I thought. Up until this week I could have only dreamt of seeing a whales penis, but yet it happened, there it was right in front of my eyes in all its glory. And now these boobies have been here so seem to be permissible now. I'm still not sure I can show you the Japanese girl licking the dogs bottom hole yet Tokyo, but if other people keep on pushing the boundaries we'll get there one day Tokoys, we'll get there gosh darn it.

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Konichiwa class,

 

Genki desuka?

 

Hisashiburi desune!

 

I am pleased to say myself and miss hanna are back for another lesson. I must admin I got a bit bored of teaching you dumb asses but then miss hanna was like, let's teach them and I was like, nah and she said, I'll go on a skateboard along a bumpy road in the next lesson, and I said yeah ok then!

 

So here we are, note pads at the ready, today's word is 'Kutsu' which means 'shoes' in English. Now, b!tches love kutsus, for example my mrs has loads and Turkish has loads too. All kinds of b!tches loves shoes.

 

There are lots of different kinds of kutsu, now some of this Japanese pronunciation gets difficult so stick with me.

 

Ok the Japanese for Boots is ..... Butsu

Sneakers/trainers is ........ Sneakas

and smart work style shoes is ....... business shoes

 

otsukaresamadesu everyone, enjoy the lesson.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6oPXOJ_Xdsw

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Good work johnnyboy, we'll call this full on breast shot an experiment (although that ain't miss hanna). Let us know the banning length so we know what porn is ok and what is not.

 

Nipples and boobs is OK. No bans. I remember a mod being cool with it. Maybe only in the muppet show. Should I try putting a nice pair on the Lounge or Overseas saints?

 

Ps why is everyone putting an "h" in my name? That guy isnt me (but he is my only swf friend).

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I realise I have been neglecting your learning for a while. This is mainly due to miss hanna getting up the duff and losing her looks. Don't worry, I've ditched that b!tch and got some new ones.

 

Today's word of the day is "shake shake shake it" which means 'to stir one's coffee".

 

Here is a demonstration:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6fDXSJBemc&sns=em

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I realise I have been neglecting your learning for a while. This is mainly due to miss hanna getting up the duff and losing her looks. Don't worry, I've ditched that b!tch and got some new ones.

 

Today's word of the day is "shake shake shake it" which means 'to stir one's coffee".

 

Here is a demonstration:

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6fDXSJBemc&sns=em

 

Sorry about that chaps.

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Sorry Tokes I need a Mandarin-Saint, mad Michelle at work from Shanghai is trying to teach me but my head is like one of the products I sell: a sieve! so it just falls through the holes in my head.

Give me 2-3 days in France, Spain, Germany even Portugal and I am tuned in and away, get beyond Munich and it's all double Dutch.

Very rude Cantonese and Italian seems to have corrupted the hard drive, which is weird. Japanese will just pollute the soup of every other language in the old noggin!

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Morning class,

 

There are a lot of questions here and I don't usually work weekends, so if it's ok with you I'm going to fly through them and then let the video explain the rest.

 

JB mandarin is an orange not a language. If you are thinking of learning any other Asian language - don't. Just learn Japanese and then say that to them quicker and more aggressively. This is what I do and it's close enough. Your friends will believe you speak other languages and the Asians will understand you because at one point or there Japan will have invaded them.

 

SC - degree classes are available but Milts is the only doctor on the forum.

 

Mumgotboned in Southampton - tits = opia w@nk = te coki

 

These girls will explain the rest

 

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fuuuck, it doesn't.

 

Damn, one moment... in the meantime, any truth in the following?

 

http://www.japantoday.com/category/lifestyle/view/10-things-foreign-guys-do-that-make-japanese-girls-fall-head-over-heels

 

Yeah that all works crabby. The thing that works best is to cook for them. It doesn't have to be anything special, just heating up some stuff from the deli, some procutto, cheese bit of wine, they love that ****. In general Japanese men are pretty useless. They are spoilt by their mothers and can't even make toast. Most girls know that if they marry one of them, they will take the place of their mothers and have to do everything. If you can cook, clean up a bit and generally look after yourself, they are impressed. Also, don't go out drinking every night like jap blokes generally do and you are on to a winner. All that and a big ****.

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Yeah that all works crabby. The thing that works best is to cook for them. It doesn't have to be anything special, just heating up some stuff from the deli, some procutto, cheese bit of wine, they love that ****. In general Japanese men are pretty useless. They are spoilt by their mothers and can't even make toast. Most girls know that if they marry one of them, they will take the place of their mothers and have to do everything. If you can cook, clean up a bit and generally look after yourself, they are impressed. Also, don't go out drinking every night like jap blokes generally do and you are on to a winner. All that and a big ****.

 

Well, I can square away most of those - of that I'm absolutely certain. Cook, clean, well-groomed and I don't drink! Though I do make concessions for special occasions, birthdays, weddings, funerals, BBQ's... all of which doesn't happen all that often, thankfully.

 

That said, the big **** might be a problem. ;)

 

I remember when I was in Thailand a couple of years back and we had a few Japanese couples at the hotel... I remember the women were pandering to them, one notable lady massaged and manicured the guy's feet every, single evening by the pool - she was at it for ages! Is that really what they have to go through? Bloody hell....

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Well, I can square away most of those - of that I'm absolutely certain. Cook, clean, well-groomed and I don't drink! Though I do make concessions for special occasions, birthdays, weddings, funerals, BBQ's... all of which doesn't happen all that often, thankfully.

 

That said, the big **** might be a problem. ;)

 

I remember when I was in Thailand a couple of years back and we had a few Japanese couples at the hotel... I remember the women were pandering to them, one notable lady massaged and manicured the guy's feet every, single evening by the pool - she was at it for ages! Is that really what they have to go through? Bloody hell....

 

 

Why would this ever be a problem for a heterosexual male? If your going to walk all over them get the feet prepared to do it :)

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Link didn't work - just took me to a load of videos, no songs.

 

If I had to guess, I would say it was about jinxy (her pussy), some animal noises and her new hobby - trampolining.

 

 

No its new Minxy, back with attitude and disconcerting sassiness. I found it a bit scary. The theme is still the same though - the vid suggesting tits and a happy ie more than it delivers is still the same tho.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?hl=en-GB&gl=GB&client=mv-google&v=QGnD2LfJ7Ng&nomobile=1

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Doko demo world means Anywhere world.

 

Doraemon is that blue monster thing that popped up with is somehow still pretty popular in japan. It is a cross between a teletubbie and inspector gadget. What am I talking about? Of course it is still popular.

 

It is pretty much a cover of a kids song. Just listing famous things from a kid's program from Japanese TV.

 

Here is the original (warning not tits and not interesting)

 

 

By the way 'yo' in Japanese pretty much means the same as when bear uses it. I think though masterbaiting to Hannah, he has picked up the odd word here and there.

 

 

You can't always count on a "Dokodemo Door" x2

Doraemon oh Doraemon x4

You can't always count on a "Dokodemo Door" x2

Nobita oh Nobita x4

You can't always count on a "Dokodemo Door" x2

Suneo oh Suneo x4

You can't always count on a "Dokodemo Door" x2

Good night

 

A "Dokodemo Door" is a teleportation device that appears in the Japanese anime Doraemon. You open the door and can go to any location you desire. Doraemon, Nobita and Suneo are some of the main characters in Doraemon.

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Sorry it has been a while guys. As China has decided to diversify away from just making plastic toys for kids and actually have a proper economy that will eventually take over the world, I have decided to learn Chinese.

 

When studying a language I usually like to learn sentences that have more than one meaning and if possible that help you get laid or at the very least, get the girl wearing less clothes.

 

Today's Chinese phrase is.... Wǒ hǎo rè a which means I'm so hot (subtext take off your clothes).

 

Here are my new assistants to demonstrate.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhPX0iyoDuw

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Obviously some of you may be annoyed cause you've studied japanese and although you now have a few key words/phrases (I know bletch will never forget undosuru) you feel you have left the subject half finished. Well, sorry. Japan has moved away from having a decent economy based around semiconductors, reliable cars and overworking regular employees and have instead chosen to concentrate on mental pranks and octoporn. Every nation has the right to choose folks, it is not for us to judge.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VST9C3HK0s

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