Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 October, 2012 Share Posted 15 October, 2012 Today's word of the day is Undousuru which means 'to exercise.' Now pay attention as I will be testing you tomorrow. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIt_hedcBTc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 October, 2012 Share Posted 15 October, 2012 That's the biggest pair I've seen in ages! Seriously, what's up with her eyes? B!tch looks like a mentalist! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 15 October, 2012 Don't know what you are talking about bear, this thread is strictly about the language. Now repeat after me, Undousuru. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 October, 2012 Share Posted 15 October, 2012 I'd like to undousuru my knob in her boobies or whatever! When you is next doing words can you do ones i can easily use to hit on Japanese chicks? I'll be needing words like: This Suck Or Throat Slit I'll Your Just random words like that please homes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 15 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 15 October, 2012 That's easy bear, I used all of these words when I met my wife. She was been come onto by some photographer dude who she had been leading on for months, I went over and saved her. She said how can I thank you? so I wrote up a contract and got her to sign it. The rest is history. This = Kono Suck = Shaburu Or = Aru i wa (more or else than or) Throat = Nodo Slit = Kirikizu I'll - Watashi Your - Anata no Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 15 October, 2012 Share Posted 15 October, 2012 The department of education could learn a lot. I would have had a much healthier interest in modern languages, if the language assistant look like that. Looking forward to the words "jump", "wiggle", "bounce", "melon" Actually it could be toyko's project. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 15 October, 2012 Share Posted 15 October, 2012 I'd like to undousuru my knob in her boobies or whatever! When you is next doing words can you do ones i can easily use to hit on Japanese chicks? I'll be needing words like: This Suck Or Throat Slit I'll Your Just random words like that please homes. I think Bear has been dumped by a lady bear recently, lots of anti-girl vibes recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 15 October, 2012 Share Posted 15 October, 2012 Dude I'd like to see you read 50 shades and maintain respect for womens! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 15 October, 2012 Share Posted 15 October, 2012 Touche! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2012 (edited) Morning students! Today's word of the day isn't a word. We have had a special request from a student who wants some help pulling b!tches if he visits Japan. As this student has been working hard on letting us know what's in women's minds in English, I thought we would oblige. Today's word is a sentence - genki desuka? Which means how are you? The reply is Genki desu, which means I am well. If you are not well, please just keep it to yourself. We don't want to be listening to your moaning (not now anyway) or be hooking up with some sick b!tch. In fact, if you are not well, just go home, don't be spreading your germs all over here you dirty b!tch. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmF3o7pi7NI&feature=youtube_gdata_player Edited 16 October, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Iphone corrected my Japanese word to be English - Nazis! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2012 (edited) Double post muthafukers! Anyway, this edit gives me a chance to include a warning I forgot last time. I was just thinking about this genki desuka thing for helping with the ladies but forgot this is a football forum. I know MLG is now a big fan of the muppet show so this this includes you - DON'T BE ASKING Lee Genki Desuka! It will bring up bad memories of the whole summer Jet-ski thing. Stubborn basstard is only just starting to forgive me about that now. You can use it with maya as he seems pretty healthy or with NA's favourite sushi Chef he has started to bring to games but that's it! Now repeat after me - genki desuka. Edited 16 October, 2012 by Tokyo-Saint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 (edited) Toke, I think this is an excellent thread and I can confirm that it works. I've woken up this morning knowing the Japanese word for exercise. I've also got the pronunciation nailed too. I say Undousuru and it sounds like Monkey, from the TV series of the same name, is in the room with me. I'm not sure how this has happened and I'm sure there might be a sexual angle that I'm not considering but that brilliant young language teacher has excellent methods. Edited 16 October, 2012 by saintbletch arbitrary spelling / grammar crime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Domo arigato goziamas Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Some of these posts seem to be implying there is Japanese tuition in that tits vid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 I think I'm turning Japanese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 I am enjoying learning the japanese! Someone told me one time that estonian for 12 months is "Cocks Taste Good" is there similar coincidences in japanese words that i can use on japanese birds for lols? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2012 There are a few things you can have fun with bear, most of them in Japlish rather than pure Japanese. For example pussy is commonly used to mean cat. I have had a conversation before about someone having a new pussy and enjoying stroking it as it helps her feel relaxed. Cock is often used when they really mean cook or cooking. Lolz again "That guy's a cock" or my all time favourite "I love the taste of my husband's cock". Sh!t is a pretty commonly heard thing as sh!ta means did and sh!te means to do. Not as funny but still ok for asking funny sounding questions. If you are ever drinking with Japanese people say "chin Chin" for cheers (as French and posh people do). Chin Chin in Japanese means penis, good way of stating a date off, you know, say penis and then drink this. Kind of stuff Derren Brown would do if he was out on the pull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 So I met with some Finns that told me that their language was one of the most expressive on earth and that Finnish poetry is stunning. They told me that a Helsinki radio station ran a competition for callers to phone in with Finnish phrases or words for 'being drunk'. They had to stop at 500. I'd always assumed that a language that is only spoken by people in a single location would be narrow and inexpressive. So, before I commit to adding Japanese to the long list of a language that I can speak fluently, I need to see some Japanese poetry (translated of course). I don't want 50 Shades in verse, but I'd like to see how rich the language is with a classic Japanese poem. Oh, and Toke. If you try to make up a Japanese limerick - I will know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Some people (bear) have been saying that my co-teacher Hanna (or Hannah in English) is mental. This is not true. I know a lot of you have been working hard on your Japanese recently. As a special treat, it is playtime with hanna and her pussy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFWrPfTcLHE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Let's walk before we can run Bletch. One word at a time with maybe the odd sentence to help with the pulling for our virtual tourists. If you really want, you can go here: http://www.classical-japanese.net/Poetry/komachi.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Some people (bear) have been saying that my co-teacher Hanna (or Hannah in English) is mental. This is not true. I know a lot of you have been working hard on your Japanese recently. As a special treat, it is playtime with hanna and her pussy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFWrPfTcLHE I don't know about you but my favourite animal impression is the owl. I think it is very accurate. Hanna has done a good job here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Let's walk before we can run Bletch. One word at a time with maybe the odd sentence to help with the pulling for our virtual tourists. If you really want, you can go here: http://www.classical-japanese.net/Poetry/komachi.html Cheers. I'll have a read. Turns out they have Haiku poems in Japanese too. Inquisitive Bletch Haiku discovered online Japanese respect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 16 October, 2012 What about your favourite animal impression bletch? My top three are: 1) Owl 2) Giraffe 3) Walrus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 What about your favourite animal impression bletch? My top three are: 1) Owl 2) Giraffe 3) Walrus ..desperately trying to wrest the thread back on topic. I liked the snake. The snake was definitely my favourite. I would have liked to have seen her beaver but I think I missed it. I was looking carefully too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 The Tiger was quite scary but I liked the dairy cow impression a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 I don't know about you but my favourite animal impression is the owl. I think it is very accurate. Hanna has done a good job here. Quite simply....this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Hold on, she's over 15 yeah? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Kucho Posted 16 October, 2012 Share Posted 16 October, 2012 Hold on, she's over 15 yeah? According to her Wikipedia page she is 21. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MissHannahMinx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 October, 2012 Ohayo gozaimasu class, Genki desuka? Just before we start today's class it appears that some of us got a little too excited with yesterday's play time and one or two of the class have been following hanna sensei home, going through her rubbish, bringing up wiki profiles etc. Please respect that hanna sensei needs to be respected too, she is not just a big pair of tits. Ok on to the class. Last night when hanna sensei was telling me about her stalkers, we got on to the subject of her mouth and what kind of thing she could put in her mouth and that is today's word of the day! Mouth = kuchi Now let me assure you, hanna sensei has a nice kuchi. As we were planning this lesson, we spent a good period of time stuffing her kuchi with different things. Those of you that have been following the learn English with Tokyos thread will be aware that the kanji for kuchi is a square. This is probably the easiest kanji to remember. Think of hanna sensei's kuchi if it helps you to remember. More this time tomorrow! Matta ne! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n40KyBHeBCM&feature=youtube_gdata_player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 17 October, 2012 Share Posted 17 October, 2012 Ohayo gozaimasu class, Genki desuka? Just before we start today's class it appears that some of us got a little too excited with yesterday's play time and one or two of the class have been following hanna sensei home, going through her rubbish, bringing up wiki profiles etc. Please respect that hanna sensei needs to be respected too, she is not just a big pair of tits. Ok on to the class. Last night when hanna sensei was telling me about her stalkers, we got on to the subject of her mouth and what kind of thing she could put in her mouth and that is today's word of the day! Mouth = kuchi Now let me assure you, hanna sensei has a nice kuchi. As we were planning this lesson, we spent a good period of time stuffing her kuchi with different things. Those of you that have been following the learn English with Tokyos thread will be aware that the kanji for kuchi is a square. This is probably the easiest kanji to remember. Think of hanna sensei's kuchi if it helps you to remember. More this time tomorrow! Matta ne! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n40KyBHeBCM&feature=youtube_gdata_player [the class repeats as one...] Genki desu Tokyo-Saint-san. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 October, 2012 Share Posted 17 October, 2012 Undousuru! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 October, 2012 Bear I have to say those scenes with you and the kids are disturbing. Although, with MJ and Jimmy S gone now, there is a vacancy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 October, 2012 Share Posted 17 October, 2012 Yeah i dunno what that's about. It was a gif i found online, i just wanted me bouncing up and down dunno why it's intercut with them kids having a waterfight. Weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 17 October, 2012 Yeah i dunno what that's about. It was a gif i found online, i just wanted me bouncing up and down dunno why it's intercut with them kids having a waterfight. Weird. What did you google for that to come up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 October, 2012 Share Posted 17 October, 2012 pictures+of+bears+jizzing+in+small+boys+face Totally innocent google search! Work computer... "clear histories!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank's cousin Posted 18 October, 2012 Share Posted 18 October, 2012 I must admit Hannah seems just the sort of 'teacher' I would have fixated on as a younger man - she has a certain quality that I just cant put my finger on, that is appealing. As younger man, her nutjob personna would have been enticing... I am slightly concerned that now a as mature individual I find she maintains that appeal.. I suspect its her ability with this difficult langugae that demonstrates her superior mind despite the 'clowning around' that is doing it for me. I need to lie down Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 October, 2012 I must admit Hannah seems just the sort of 'teacher' I would have fixated on as a younger man - she has a certain quality that I just cant put my finger on' date=' that is appealing. As younger man, her nutjob personna would have been enticing... I am slightly concerned that now a as mature individual I find she maintains that appeal.. I suspect its her ability with this difficult langugae that demonstrates her superior mind despite the 'clowning around' that is doing it for me. I need to lie down[/quote'] Don't you worry about putting your finger on anything Franko! Your blood pressure will go through the roof and you'll need more than a lie down. Unfortunately class, Hanna Sensei said she would not be coming in today. I don't know if it had something to do with my choice of the word of the day or if that is completely coincidental. Anyway, today's word is Bukkake. To explain this I am going to need a volunteer from the class. I have made one last attempt to get MLG over here but so far he is just posting video blogs of an ugly man in an old t-shirt and doesn't want to be educated. If he is not here by 5pm, I am going to need a volunteer from the class. Raise your hands... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 18 October, 2012 Share Posted 18 October, 2012 I am going to need a volunteer from the class. Raise your hands... This one said she'll do it, might be a tad specialist though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 October, 2012 Share Posted 18 October, 2012 Don't you worry about putting your finger on anything Franko! Your blood pressure will go through the roof and you'll need more than a lie down. Unfortunately class, Hanna Sensei said she would not be coming in today. I don't know if it had something to do with my choice of the word of the day or if that is completely coincidental. Anyway, today's word is Bukkake. To explain this I am going to need a volunteer from the class. I have made one last attempt to get MLG over here but so far he is just posting video blogs of an ugly man in an old t-shirt and doesn't want to be educated. If he is not here by 5pm, I am going to need a volunteer from the class. Raise your hands... Much as i love you tokyos and i enjoy learning bout japanese, without hannah this thread is losing it's essential appeal! Is it cos of money? has she had better offer from the Pompey forum or something? Double her wages! Keep on doubling them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 18 October, 2012 Share Posted 18 October, 2012 Much as i love you tokyos and i enjoy learning bout japanese, without hannah this thread is losing it's essential appeal! Is it cos of money? has she had better offer from the Pompey forum or something? Double her wages! Keep on doubling them! Just cos you've gone all mainstream with your much lauded (by main boarders I should point out) 50 Sheds review doesn't mean you can lord it over the "keepin' it real" Toe Key Oh on his superior Muppet thread. A jealous Bear, is an ugly Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 18 October, 2012 I didn't want to come straight out with it and say but she didn't want to get spunk in her eyes. Let's face it those eyes are mental enough and b!tches can be touchy about that sort of thing at the best of times. I can't change the curriculum, let's just get this lesson out of the way and she'll be back tomorrow. Get on your knees bear the class is waitin and fully loaded! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 October, 2012 I've also got the pronunciation nailed too. I say Undousuru and it sounds like Monkey, from the TV series of the same name, is in the room with me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbu7ktu1Lt0. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilippineSaint Posted 19 October, 2012 Share Posted 19 October, 2012 Ahh Monkey great TV series You need to watch the Filipino version of Marina with actors and not a cartoon is bloody brilliant or in new speak well funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 October, 2012 Ahh Monkey great TV series You need to watch the Filipino version of Marina with actors and not a cartoon is bloody brilliant or in new speak well funny It's probably on Ch5 at some point Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 19 October, 2012 Share Posted 19 October, 2012 This thread is reverting back to language lessons of old - some old fart waffling on blah blah blah.... The minx had a certain je ne sais que that kept me interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 19 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 19 October, 2012 She had a day off CB. Even language teachers need to rest sometimes and she decided to cash in a flex day to miss the Bukkake lesson. Anyway, a special thinks must go to Bearsy for volunteering, it was a great effort by all of the class, even Sue and wibble tried to join in and bearsy won't need to bother maximuscle for a protein shake for a few weeks. Now that lesson is over and we are all spent, the classroom needs cleaning up and luckily Hanna is here to help us. Today's word of the day is Souji Suru, which means to clean. I say word of the day but those sharper members of the class will notice that this is in fact 2 words. Suru in Japanese means to do something. For example, bone suru means to do some boning, spunk suru - to do some spunking etc Over to Hanna chan who you will be pleased to know is wearing a special outfit for the occasion. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itFWT0YYYRE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 23 October, 2012 Share Posted 23 October, 2012 次のレッスンはいつですか？ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 23 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2012 Sorry CB, I have been ill, so ill all I can muster is to pop in between sleeps and leave the odd sarcastic comment (I wouldn't want to let you guys down). I think I contracted the illness mixing with the common people in East London last Saturday. If this cockney flu is not fatal, there will be another lesson along soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 23 October, 2012 Share Posted 23 October, 2012 Is you really ill tokyos? Did you catch something nasty from Hannah? Is she no longer Souji? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 23 October, 2012 Share Posted 23 October, 2012 Sorry CB, I have been ill, so ill all I can muster is to pop in between sleeps and leave the odd sarcastic comment (I wouldn't want to let you guys down). I think I contracted the illness mixing with the common people in East London last Saturday. If this cockney flu is not fatal, there will be another lesson along soon. Genki Desu Ka Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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