Horton Heath Saint Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 Another International break. All is not quiet!! Where we have no game this weekend, not all is quiet at all clubs across the country. Part one of the first managers to come and go. The boardrooms across always think two weeks before the break to sound out potential candidates with agents etc etc. sort finance agreements, their targets will have been sounded out, verbal agreements agreed, contracts agreed, hotel sorted to live in for whenever. We have looked at the players you want to ship in and ship out, leave that with us to sort. You are our first choice. The manager will always rent a house in the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 Ill break you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 Hopefully a top class defender or two, and a midfield ball winner to balance team up properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 On loan of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd_barrett_saint Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 Another International break. All is not quiet!! Where we have no game this weekend, not all is quiet at all clubs across the country. Part one of the first managers to come and go. The boardrooms across always think two weeks before the break to sound out potential candidates with agents etc etc. sort finance agreements, their targets will have been sounded out, verbal agreements agreed, contracts agreed, hotel sorted to live in for whenever. We have looked at the players you want to ship in and ship out, leave that with us to sort. You are our first choice. The manager will always rent a house in the area. Come again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 I may be tired but I have no idea what you are saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 I think the gist is that we should keep an eye out for managers renting houses in or around Southampton. Cant be certain though, tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orange Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 Gave me a headache reading that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GAS Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 Another International break. All is not quiet!! Where we have no game this weekend, not all is quiet at all clubs across the country. Part one of the first managers to come and go. The boardrooms across always think two weeks before the break to sound out potential candidates with agents etc etc. sort finance agreements, their targets will have been sounded out, verbal agreements agreed, contracts agreed, hotel sorted to live in for whenever. We have looked at the players you want to ship in and ship out, leave that with us to sort. You are our first choice. The manager will always rent a house in the area.Isn't this the start of a Sherlock Holmes book? If it is I think there is a dog involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese on Toast Posted 10 October, 2012 Share Posted 10 October, 2012 I dont know where Horton Heath is, but I'm going to stay away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westofshannonsaint Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 have we any players away on international duty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 I tried to Google translate that into many languages but haven't found one that fits yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ohio Saint Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 That was the worst haiku ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 Another International break. All is not quiet!! Where we have no game this weekend, not all is quiet at all clubs across the country. Part one of the first managers to come and go. The boardrooms across always think two weeks before the break to sound out potential candidates with agents etc etc. sort finance agreements, their targets will have been sounded out, verbal agreements agreed, contracts agreed, hotel sorted to live in for whenever. We have looked at the players you want to ship in and ship out, leave that with us to sort. You are our first choice. The manager will always rent a house in the area. Wait, have I just been offered the job of Saints manager?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miltonaggro Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 Another International break. All is not quiet!! Where we have no game this weekend, not all is quiet at all clubs across the country. Part one of the first managers to come and go. The boardrooms across always think two weeks before the break to sound out potential candidates with agents etc etc. sort finance agreements, their targets will have been sounded out, verbal agreements agreed, contracts agreed, hotel sorted to live in for whenever. We have looked at the players you want to ship in and ship out, leave that with us to sort. You are our first choice. The manager will always rent a house in the area. Steve Cotterill touting for business after a few too many pints at the Fisher's Pond... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mulletsaint Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 Another International break. All is not quiet!! Where we have no game this weekend, not all is quiet at all clubs across the country. Part one of the first managers to come and go. The boardrooms across always think two weeks before the break to sound out potential candidates with agents etc etc. sort finance agreements, their targets will have been sounded out, verbal agreements agreed, contracts agreed, hotel sorted to live in for whenever. We have looked at the players you want to ship in and ship out, leave that with us to sort. You are our first choice. The manager will always rent a house in the area. I can never decide whether these posts using bad English do so for comedy effect or because the person writing them is foreign. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 You lot are so dumb. This is obviously Avram Grant's agent trying to put him forward for the job. (I spent 1 year working in Portsmouth so picked up some of the local linguistics). Cheers Ari but we are happy with Nigel. Why don't you try Bouremouth? They are on the look out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 If you're saying that this is the time managers should worry about their jobs, then I agree that the International break gives a chance to bring someone else new in and two good weeks of training sessions. But it's already Thursday and one week has passed, and Mark Hughes still has a job. I guess they'll be sticking with him then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toomer Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 I think Horton Heath Saint has been up at East Horton and hit on the head with a golf ball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 Does Martin ONeill still have that place in Winchester? or , all 10 of those places he rented out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Torres Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 I dont know where Horton Heath is, but I'm going to stay away Ask Avram. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VectisSaint Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 I think Horton Heath Saint has been up at East Horton and hit on the head with a golf ball. I guess it depends which Horton Heath, if it is the one in Dorset then it may explain the language difficulties. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonist Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 On loan of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 11 October, 2012 Share Posted 11 October, 2012 Why don't you just say what you mean .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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