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Heidemarie Stefanyshyn-Piper dropped the tools while trying to clean and loosen a joint at the International Space Station.

 

I am very amused by the thought of a woman being flown into space to clean the Space Station.

 

I bet she was only in the job centre last Thursday.

 

'Got any cleaning jobs'

'Yes, just the one, only temporary though. can you start next week?'

'Excellent, I'll take it, do I need my own cloth and bucket?'

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Why has this made the news?

 

Because they let a lady astronaut do some maintainence work on the ISS and

in a flash she firks up the grease gun and drops the tool bag,which floats away into deep space, where it will probably be recovered by some interstellar pikeys

and sold back to the NASA at 3 times the price.

If you want them (lady astronauts) to hang on tight to the tools,put them into a Pierre Cardin knock off besace, they'd float away themselves rather than let

go of the bag.Shove a few personal photos of their first boyfriend in 6th grade in and you can bet your old boots no grease gun will explode anywhere near them.

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Sorry, but even by your standards, that was a really poor response.

 

Must try harder then.

 

I didnt get the point of the response, however, after careful consideration, you were either calling me a dildo or (and this is the one I favour) you were proposing that there is now a dildo floating around in space, citing a dildo as a 'lady tool'

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