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Anton Ferdinand.........just the look on his face!

 

I don't even think Anton Ferdinand ranks as a celebrity (outside of Loftus Road).

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Jonathon Woss - smug ****

Russell Brand - f^ckin unwashed stain

Alan Carr - slimey fat bender

 

At one stage Graham Norton might have won this hands down but he really has been overtaken in the last lap.

 

Honourable mention to Vernon Kay and Tess Daly the gobby Lancastrian couple.

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In general? People be all moaning a lot about Mags Thatcher. Twas before my time though.

 

Personally? Gok Wan. He is everything that is bad in the world. (And because my missus loves him for everything he does. If he crapped in our toilet, she'd love that too.)

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Rylan Clark has done a brilliant job of a meteroric rise onto my radar as somebody loathsome. With luck, his fall back into obscurity will be equally rapid, but regrettably I doubt it. But happily Virgin Media allows the taping of X factor, so that you don't need to watch either him or the copious number of adverts.

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Alan Carr.

hes a ****.

 

I have to say, was initially fooled by Alan Carr. Thought he was alright on the Friday Night Project. His plebs vs celebs train wreck of a show put paid to that.

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In general? People be all moaning a lot about Mags Thatcher. Twas before my time though.

 

Personally? Gok Wan. He is everything that is bad in the world. (And because my missus loves him for everything he does. If he crapped in our toilet, she'd love that too.)

 

Forgotten about that specimen.

 

Perhaps the most hated freak rather than "celebrity".

 

Possibly between Gok Wan and Russell Brand for the "Should have thrown them away and kept the afterbirth" award.

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I don't 'hate' any celebrity because I don't know any of them well enough to 'hate'.

 

But, with a passion, I dislike Michael Gove and, in spite of being a pacifist, I desperately want to kick him hard in the gonads.

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Alan Titchmarsh

Gloria Hunniford

Noel Edmonds

Jeremy Clarkson

All X factor judges

Our "olympic heroes" who put their money through companies and draw £500,000k per year but are whitewashed by the media to appear as selfless angels

Literally anyone with the name Redknapp

Piers Morgan

Derek Acorah

Alan Titchmarsh again

Denise Welsh

Matt Dawson

Cilla Black

Arthur Askey for making a joke about saints getting relegated in 1974

 

I am, however, ambivalent towards the "Go Compare" opera singer

 

Oh yes, Stuart Pearce

 

That's all for now

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Rylan Clark has done a brilliant job of a meteroric rise onto my radar as somebody loathsome. With luck, his fall back into obscurity will be equally rapid, but regrettably I doubt it. But happily Virgin Media allows the taping of X factor, so that you don't need to watch either him or the copious number of adverts.

 

Add to that Louis Walsh, the spineless, idiotic, moronic, indecisive tw*t.

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Brendan Cole :

 

Why ? Whats he done?

 

I saw him in Waitrose the other day and he seemed very pleasant.

 

Dunno, just something about him strikes me as completely arrogant and up himself !

Like all the other posts on this thread, there is no logic and hopefully nobody actually takes it seriously !

FWIW, I've met Alan Titchmarsh and he was a lovely bloke but has already got a couple of mentions on here !!

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According to Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson permanently disfigured a thumb or finger while punching Piers in the head.

 

Maybe that's common knowledge over there, I dunno, but if not....Enjoy! :)

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