No more programme sellers

[Dangermouth]

As I can't edit and obviously didn't proof-read; there's an unnecessary comma in the 4th line.

 

HTH.

[Chez]

If this is part of a wider process to sterilise the game and get rid of the riff raff and the racists, I'm all for it.

 

what on earth has sacking long standing programme sellers got to do with removing racists?

Edited 28 October, 2012 by Chez

[The Kraken]

In time-honoured fashion (as deserved) and moving left to right along the front and then r-l along the back:

 

Maybe, unless she really is a dwarf in which case I think she'd split;

 

No: too shiny;

 

Maybe, but I wonder why she's smirking. Is the fella behind her, goosing?

 

No, looks like she needs a punch in the face: far too smiley and happy-clappy;

 

No, needs her eyes straightening;

 

No, looks 12 (IQ - wise) and epitomises the word 'nondescript', as I'm feeling kind;

 

We have men dressed as women now?

 

And to the back:

 

Boris Johnson's love-child with a labrador; I presume it's a male, so no further comment.

 

Possibly, although the face looks painted-on;

 

No, looks like has walked into a wall (and then kept on walking);

 

Numpty bloke;

 

Numpty bloke.

 

As someone's said: a lot of 'kerfuffle' to try to appeal to the older man and the corporates (who, from memory, don't seem to be filling their boxes).

 

[Bearsy]

Hi if anyone wants to get some more pictures of the programme sellers upload them here it would be useful. I think I need to see more pictures before i can be sufficiently outraged.

 

Yo any programme seller updates? Was they looking HOT? Was any of you dudes making them uncomfortable with your middle-aged lechery?

 

Here is some statements I have prepared for my next visit to St. Mary's:

• Alright love... how much?
  
• Two please. Oh and another one. Let's have a threesome.
  
• If I give you £5 will you give me one?
  
• My dad said never trust a woman in a neckscarf. He learned the hard way. Bangkok.
  
• Do you think we're gonna score today? Just me then.
  
• 
  

Bearsy is currently single.

[SB]

Yo any programme seller updates? Was they looking HOT? Was any of you dudes making them uncomfortable with your middle-aged lechery?

 

Here is some statements I have prepared for my next visit to St. Mary's:

• Alright love... how much?
  
• Two please. Oh and another one. Let's have a threesome.
  
• If I give you £5 will you give me one?
  
• My dad said never trust a woman in a neckscarf. He learned the hard way. Bangkok.
  
• Do you think we're gonna score today? Just me then.
  
• 
  

Bearsy is currently single.

 

I brought a programme from a lovely blonde bird, didn't even want the programme and never usually buy one, in NC we trust.

 

Tried getting a photo but MLG has already scared them away with that one.

[andybeal]

I gave up trying to buy one as there was a big queue and the bird couldn't get the change out quick enough as her finger nails were too long.