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Have we got one yet?

 

You know Liverpool's chant where they slowly sing "Liiiiiverpool.. Liiiiiverpool."

We could sing "Roooodriguez... Roooodriguez"

 

Yes I'm bored at work!

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He really needs to score some league goals and get some more starts... Other wise we're going to be making songs for everyone at the club. At this rate Cody Cropper will be expecting a song.

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He really needs to score some league goals and get some more starts... Other wise we're going to be making songs for everyone at the club. At this rate Cody Cropper will be expecting a song.

 

He shares his name with a soap star Cropper cropper

Who's married to man which is quite bizarre Cropper cropper

He works in a cafe and is very dull

But our croppers ace and he plays in goal

Cody cropper no relation of Roy.

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One Jay Rodriguez, there's only one Jay Roriguez

 

Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

 

Rodriguez, wooh wooh

He comes from Burnley, he f*cking hates Pompey

 

what about something crazy (in true SWF style) to the tune of Superman...

 

jay jay jay...jay jay.....do do do....rodrigueeeeeeez

 

Batman.

 

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na Jay Rod.

 

That would be WACKY

 

what about...

 

HE plays on the leeeft

where He's not very goooood

jay rodriguez

wishes he was baaack up north

 

To the tune of Bob the builder

 

Jay Rodriguez, can he score? yes he can!!!!

 

LOL!!!!

 

I wish I was as funny and cool as you guys.

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Come on clarky lad, think of a Disney song we can sing, that would be NUTS!!

 

As much as I enjoy mocking our lack of original chants whilst offering no decent alternatives, I think you and Delldays have got it pretty much covered. I'll pass thanks.

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As much as I enjoy mocking our lack of original chants whilst offering no decent alternatives, I think you and Delldays have got it pretty much covered. I'll pass thanks.

 

Come on grumpy, join in the banter, all together now.....

 

To th tune of Petes Dragon I swear I saw a dragon song

 

Rodriguez, Rodriguez I really love Rodriguez

A tall and seathing, Pompey hating Rodriguez

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To the tune of toy story, you've got a friend in me

 

We've got a player called Jay

We've got a player called Jay

When we're playing 4-3-3 and losing away

And you wish you were still on holiday

Just remember we've got a player called Jay

 

 

SING IT! jOIN IN The FUN FFS

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Clarke, Clarke,

Saaaaint Clarke,

When he hears Turkish moan he thinks it's a lark,

Saaaaint Clarke.

 

 

He used to look like Robbie Williams, Turkish, Turkish,

He now wants to be like big Jason, Statham, Statham,

He is the pride of bitterne park,

He'd love to dress like Saint Clarke

Del Bianco, from the ugly inside

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He shares his name with a soap star Cropper cropper

Who's married to man which is quite bizarre Cropper cropper

He works in a cafe and is very dull

But our croppers ace and he plays in goal

Cody cropper no relation of Roy.

 

Hahahahahaha! This needs to be printed and handed out to everyone at the game on sunday!

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E I E I E I O

This thread's going to the muppet show

And when that Saint Clark moves it

This is what he'll sing

Non-Saints related, non-Saints related, this thread is boring.

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To the Rainbow theme tune

 

Against all the premier league defences Jay Rod scoring goals

Everyone can see he going to score,loads and loads

Every, one, loves, our Jay Rod!!!!!

 

Clap clap clap clap clap clap

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E I E I E I O

This thread's going to the muppet show

And when that Saint Clark moves it

This is what he'll sing

Non-Saints related, non-Saints related, this thread is boring.

 

I like this one.

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For Saint Clark to the tune of I wanna be like you from jungle book

 

Now Im the king of the spaz board, the forum vIP

I've reached the top and not gonna stop cause I'm a mod you see

I'll lock your threads and move them if I don't like what I see

ohh obedo, f*ck you,

I've moved this thread, coz you're not taking spaz boards seriously

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Baj is the Ken Bates of spaz boards.

 

If we're making footballing comparisons I guess the amount of times you've threatened to leave and then come back a week or so later makes you this guy;

 

 

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If we're making footballing comparisons I guess the amount of times you've threatened to leave and then come back a week or so later makes you this guy;]

 

Did he come back a week later then? The echo kept that one quiet!

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If we're making footballing comparisons I guess the amount of times you've threatened to leave and then come back a week or so later makes you this guy;

 

 

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Clark Clark whereever you may be

You take spaz boards too seriously

Finger on infract and licence to move a thread

I think the power mightve gone to your head

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Clark Clark whereever you may be

You take spaz boards too seriously

Finger on infract and licence to move a thread

I think the power mightve gone to your head

 

:lol: What the hell are you on about. You'd probably have a ban from this thread alone if I was as power crazy as you make out.

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Is that really Turkish and dune?

 

I would say Jason Statham is pushing it. More like that guy from Coronation Street.

 

How can it be me and Dune when I am Dune FFS?

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:lol: What the hell are you on about. You'd probably have a ban from this thread alone if I was as power crazy as you make out.

 

In Bajs shadow. Eat it.

 

What's it like to be in the shadow of someone that wishes they were in Kasabian?

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