Turkish Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 What job do you do now and what do you wish you did? Current job - paper and printer cartridge telesales consultant Desired job - proffesional Internet spaz board user or criminal psychologist Loves to brag about my job whilst dreaming what I want to do. Regards Turkish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 Current job - proffesional (sic) Internet spaz board user and criminal psychologist Desired job - Chris de Burgh's fluffer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 3 October, 2012 Current job - proffesional (sic) Internet spaz board user and criminal psychologist Desired job - Chris de Burgh's fluffer I wish I was you, but I dont want to be the person you want to be. Never thought He'd be jealous of trousers Regards Turdish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stu0x Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 Current job - counter-terrorism Desired job - paper and printer cartridge telesales consultant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doddisalegend Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 Current job - Head Gardener Desired job - bog standard gardener - with head gardeners pay....or international playboy Used to love my job then I took a promotion now I spend most of my time dealing with health and safety paperwork, staff with mental ages of 5 and broken down machinery....when I'd rather just be mowing grass or prunning roses Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 current job - babestation camera man day shift desired job - babestation camera man night shift Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 Current Job: Beer taster Desired Job: Kebab taster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laughing now Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 Current Job: Chief Executive Desired Job: First Team Manager tbh not sure I really want my dream job, I mean I already pick the team, formation and tactics. I don't mind meeting the players occasionally, but every day? Not sure. Plus you get a much better view of the game from the stands, and you don't have to deal with lizards from the media afters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 Current job - Gay porn star Desired job - Heterosexual porn star Doing a few blokes up the cacker a few times a month isn't that bad as I know one day I'll have 6 hot babes noshing me off at once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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