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What job do you do now and what do you wish you did?

 

Current job - paper and printer cartridge telesales consultant

Desired job - proffesional Internet spaz board user or criminal psychologist

 

Loves to brag about my job whilst dreaming what I want to do.

 

Regards

 

Turkish

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Current job - proffesional (sic) Internet spaz board user and criminal psychologist

Desired job - Chris de Burgh's fluffer

 

I wish I was you, but I dont want to be the person you want to be.

 

Never thought He'd be jealous of trousers

 

Regards

 

Turdish.

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Current job - Head Gardener

Desired job - bog standard gardener - with head gardeners pay....or international playboy

 

Used to love my job then I took a promotion now I spend most of my time dealing with health and safety paperwork, staff with mental ages of 5 and broken down machinery....when I'd rather just be mowing grass or prunning roses :rolleyes:

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Current Job: Chief Executive

Desired Job: First Team Manager

 

tbh not sure I really want my dream job, I mean I already pick the team, formation and tactics. I don't mind meeting the players occasionally, but every day? Not sure. Plus you get a much better view of the game from the stands, and you don't have to deal with lizards from the media afters.

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Current job - Gay porn star

Desired job - Heterosexual porn star

 

Doing a few blokes up the cacker a few times a month isn't that bad as I know one day I'll have 6 hot babes noshing me off at once.

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