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I'm not a close follower of slebs, but Patrick Kielty's a bit of a step down isn't he? He can't have that much more money than her, probably evens. I consider he's reasonably funny, but even so, what's going on? Maybe I'm thinking she's younger than she is.

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Who do you love more, Cat or Bletch? Honest answer....

 

Beware the green-eyed monster Tokyo-Saint.

 

tpbury and I simply share a love that dare not speak its name (in The Muppet Show).

 

You also seem to have discounted the possibility that I might be Cat Deeley or that Cat Deeley might be me.

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I can't say I have any strong feelings for Cat, though genetically, she triggers a certain sexual arousal. This can't be said for Bleurtch, however I do feel a strong sense of kinship with him which makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Basically, if Bletch was female, I'd love her more.

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I have it on good grounds that Beltchy was born with both sexual organs (fully functioning) if this helps TP?

 

However Deeley has 3 tits and can work wonders with just a ping pong ball and an up-to-date copy of Top Gear Magazine.

 

I won't lie, it's a tough choice.

 

Well, all I say is that I very much enjoy my own company.

 

But through a cruel twist of fate, fallopian fickleness and penile girth; I am not able to make myself pregnant.

 

Whereas that ***** of a twin brother of mine - the BBC's defence correspondent Caroline Wyatt, can.

 

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I can't say I have any strong feelings for Cat, though genetically, she triggers a certain sexual arousal. This can't be said for Bleurtch, however I do feel a strong sense of kinship with him which makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside. Basically, if Bletch was female, I'd love her more.

 

Kind words tpbury. Thank you.

 

It will come as no surprise to others on here to learn that I'm regularly touched by tpbury.

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I dunno bout that Cat Deeley. She's one of them birds what you're apparently sposed to find really hot but she don't really talk to my boner or whatever. I dunno what it is. I think she's manhands.

 

I don't fancy that Patrick Kielty much either. I think he's terrible! There's no way I'd be describing him as "reasonably funny". I've got one of them irrational hatreds of Patrick Kielty. Also Jake Humphreys.

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Didn't something happen on SMTV years ago, like her tit fell out or you could see up her skirt or something? Made her popular for a bit.

 

I used to think she was fit on that but as she has gotton older, she is just like the birds I went to school with that I though were fit back then as well. Only less kids and not and without the tattoo on their right tit.

 

I think I would rather bone her than Patrick Kielty though. If I could bone her and kill him, then that would be a reasonable weekend.

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That was Holly Willoughby.

 

Please provide evidence to support your claim.

 

The mods have told me that you are definitely allowed to post slightly pornographic images on here, they just haven't gotten around to updating the rules bit. Post away!

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Chaps, you'd be wasting your time with Cat Deeley. She is a woman in sensible shoes.

 

Ever wondered why she never married and you will periodically see articles in Heat and other mags with poor Cat explaining why she is still looking for Mr Right to come along?

 

All these blokes she dates are the female equivalent of 'beards'.

 

She's been living with a female television producer for a long time, well known for her fondness for tweeds and brogues.

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Chaps, you'd be wasting your time with Cat Deeley. She is a woman in sensible shoes.

 

Ever wondered why she never married and you will periodically see articles in Heat and other mags with poor Cat explaining why she is still looking for Mr Right to come along?

 

All these blokes she dates are the female equivalent of 'beards'.

 

 

She's been living with a female television producer for a long time, well known for her fondness for tweeds and brogues.

 

Not a big reader of tabloid pap then Florida? :p

 

http://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/cat-deeley-marries-patrick-kielty-1353229

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