Smirker needs a new avatar

[Tokyo-Saint]

Ok, here are the facts:

 

1) Smirking saint has a smoking hot bird, officially better than Dixon's.

2) He has "plenty" of photos of her.

3) He is willing to give me some photos of her in exchange for a new avatar

4) I can't even afford my own avatar!

5) If I get the photos, I will let you all (well most of you) see them.

 

 

GET TO WORK!

[Smirking_Saint]

Just so we are clear though;

 

we are in France at the moment.

 

She made me promise to learn her the 12 times table before I can take more piccies of her

 

Theres loads of Police about, I could let them take a picture of us but not sure how good they are at photography

[Tokyo-Saint]

Dam! he has seen. I knew I should have disguised it by calling him something like 'slightly smiling saint'.

 

Ok, I have seen ITN''s promotional stuff on that school bird and have to say, it was ok, maybe average at best, no Britney in fuk me baby one more time. I would say Dixson's bird is above average, so in a nutshell you lied! (and are a bit of a peodo) Apparently it is not illegal in France though smiler so you can snap away. If you are going to upload it on here though get hatch to do it as he can get away with that sort of thing. Otherwise just pm it to bear, he already has loads of this sort of thing. Once we have it, we can sell it to cheese on toast and will give you a kick back.

[Smirking_Saint]

What do you mean you have seen her ?

 

Who the hell has piccies of the Doris ? I bet its that bloody Zappy, lurking away in the shadows, taking shots of me N the bird in our 1 to 1 PE sessions and then giving them to you lot ! This is why I left this place alone for so long, well this and because of cheese on StanleyMoleDunes drink problem.

 

Do I still get some photos of the Hairy Tokyo ?

[Tokyo-Saint]

I will ask her but she usually likes to trade. I can send you some porn instead?

[Smirking_Saint]

Nah thanks anyway Tokyo, I have some specialist videos for that, far too extreme for t'interweb

[Tokyo-Saint]

Nah thanks anyway Tokyo, I have some specialist videos for that, far too extreme for t'interweb

 

Willing to trade?*

 

 

 

*must like hair.

[Smirking_Saint]

Willing to trade?*

 

 

 

*must like hair.

 

[Tokyo-Saint]

What was that????? It didn't work.

[Smirking_Saint]

Its been taken down for being too risque probably

[Tokyo-Saint]

Don't be ridiculous, this is the muppet show. No one else is reading this apart from me you and zeppy.

[Smirking_Saint]

Just imagine John Major, Maggie Thatcher and an extremely Right wing Donkey.

 

Then picture 3 turbans and the jewish version of the Koran

[Tokyo-Saint]

I'm with you so far...

[Tokyo-Saint]

Hang on. Does it all end up in Thatcher's hair? If so don't bother. I've seen it. Dune PM'd it a while back.

[Smirking_Saint]

Hang on. Does it all end up in Thatcher's hair? If so don't bother. I've seen it. Dune PM'd it a while back.

 

Yeah, they end up putting the condom under 1 turban and mix them around.... You get the picture, pretty stsndard stuff.

 

Anyway turns out the Donkeys actually Lukes father

[Tokyo-Saint]

Yeah, they end up putting the condom under 1 turban and mix them around.... You get the picture, pretty stsndard stuff.

 

Anyway turns out the Donkeys actually Lukes father

 

Text book.