Window Cleaner Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Just the job for you here then. http://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/world/hong-kong-tycoon-cecil-chao-reportedly-offers-any-man-65-million-to-make-his-lesbian-daughter-gigi-their-wife/story-fnd134gw-1226481996789 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I'll go halves with her on the money and join in 2 possibly 3 threesomes. Ok, max 4 but that is my limit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I bet shes got a cock.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I bet shes got a cock.. Ok, I am out of the 3somes but still up for going halves with her and doing the whole fake marriage thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 For £65 mill, Id become bisexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 It's not £65m though is it jonny. Firstly it's $ not £ so that takes it right down. Next I've got to spilt it with this ladyboy chick, then her lesbian mate is going to be chipping in and be like all "I think we should get more that half, there is 2 of us and only one of you and besides we will get all the money when the old bastard crokes it". If I am to then spilt what's left with you, just so you can joining in the bumming with them, well... Let's just say I am having some serious reservations about the whole thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I haven't even thought about what to tell my Mrs yet, she's going to hit the roof! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I think we should start a syndicate. We recruit around 50 SaintsWeb members, rank them in the order of potential offensiveness, then get each to send a heartfelt email out to the young lass. We will start with the most offensive person on the list and more or less work our way up, strategically throwing in a couple of good applications to keep the interest up. Hopefully, she'll plump for the most charming basta*d on the list. We then split the $65mil. Plan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 27 September, 2012 Share Posted 27 September, 2012 I think we should start a syndicate. We recruit around 50 SaintsWeb members, rank them in the order of potential offensiveness, then get each to send a heartfelt email out to the young lass. We will start with the most offensive person on the list and more or less work our way up, strategically throwing in a couple of good applications to keep the interest up. Hopefully, she'll plump for the most charming basta*d on the list. We then split the $65mil. Plan? Nope. Going about it the wrong way. Recruit 50 SaintsWeb members WAGS (cut them in on the deal). Send THEM out first, then providing yours has got past first base, gradually introduce yourself as a kind old uncle ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 I just messaged her on facebook with all my usual charm derived from years of experience on internet spazboards and dating websites. Hopefully should get some cash soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 October, 2012 Share Posted 3 October, 2012 I just messaged her on facebook with all my usual charm derived from years of experience on internet spazboards and dating websites. Hopefully should get some cash soon. Lolz, far too late, already boned her and spent the ££££££££££££ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 4 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 4 October, 2012 Lolz, far too late, already boned her and spent the ££££££££££££ Did you put in a bid to sh@g that Brazilian virgin with the money then. some people have more money than sense, who'd want to pay 190,000 dollars to sh@g a virgin when you could probably find one outside your local McDonalds for the price of a Big Mac. I must have done at least 5 or 6 during my Uni days, good job it was free then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 October, 2012 Share Posted 4 October, 2012 Window cleaner, I have no idea what you are talking about but I am defiantly intrigued. Can you please post a link and an application form. This sounds like a job I may be interested in. Many thanks in advance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 4 October, 2012 Author Share Posted 4 October, 2012 Window cleaner, I have no idea what you are talking about but I am defiantly intrigued. Can you please post a link and an application form. This sounds like a job I may be interested in. Many thanks in advance. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/28/catarina-migliorini-brazilian-woman-auctions-virginity_n_1922579.html the poor being mainly herself I think. Ludicrous really, 190K dollars for something you can usually get for free in most Uni residence halls in October...after that forget it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 4 October, 2012 Share Posted 4 October, 2012 Ah but it is for a good cause windows and if you read the fine print, you also get to join the mile high club at the same time. The biggest problem I have with it, is although she looks reasonably fit in her promotional video, she also looks a complete ****. All that happiness and spinning around on the beach. Is there any chance of getting your money back if you meet her and then are not up for it? Does the distance selling law cover this kind of thing? Also, I see the guy only got $1000 but I guess he will be happy just to get some action. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Fred Posted 4 October, 2012 Share Posted 4 October, 2012 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/28/catarina-migliorini-brazilian-woman-auctions-virginity_n_1922579.html the poor being mainly herself I think. Ludicrous really, 190K dollars for something you can usually get for free in most Uni residence halls in October...after that forget it. Yeah but those bidding can't get away with loitering around the uni resident halls without some Bastard phoning the police. Bloody nosey parkers...I was lost..I was looking for Mcdonalds..it was an easy mistake to make and yes I had been outside her dorm for three hours but I had just realised my mistake and was going to be moving on when the police came... Anyway I dropped out of the bidding ages ago. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 5 October, 2012 Share Posted 5 October, 2012 I was reading in the current bun or wherever that they is going to make a movie of this situation featuring Borat. It weren't clear, but i spose he's gonna be one of the dudes wanting to nail the lesbian. I spose it could be quite funny if she is suddenly getting harrassed by loads of blokes and she is getting more and more exasperated! They'll make her American I spose. They'll need a good actress what is looking gay. That Twilight chick could do it. I ain't sure how they'd end it hollywood style tho, I bet they're thinking they'd like her to turn straight, marry Borat and have Christian babies but they're thinking that might be offensive to gays or whatever. Also I was wondering bout this... you get the full $65m if you get her to marry you but how much is you getting if you just rape her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KK the 2nd Posted 5 October, 2012 Share Posted 5 October, 2012 Please bear in mind this is in HK$ so may not be worth the effort (12.5HK$ to 1£) .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 5 October, 2012 Share Posted 5 October, 2012 I feel a bletchy maths puzzle coming on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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