Dog Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Custard Margerine Swarfega Salad cream In that order! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Spit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Marmite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Rich girl uses Vaseline, Poor girls uses lard, But Dinah uses axle grease cos her ****'* so ******g hard. Rugby ditty made famous by the Jock Strap Ensemble; NB; Marmite stings your **** a bit; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 teh durex stuff that heats up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Reggae Reggae Sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Peanut butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Peanut butter. WARNING! Not crunchy, smooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Crunchy for her pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 You've never had a peanut under your foreskin, obviously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Except your penis. lollism. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 What penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 What, penis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swannymere Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Copper Slip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Wd-40 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Rich girl uses Vaseline, Poor girls uses lard, But Dinah uses axle grease cos her ****'* so ******g hard. Rugby ditty made famous by the Jock Strap Ensemble; NB; Marmite stings your **** a bit; I wish i was so lucky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Jam Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Jam Are you a seedless man? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 seeded for her pleasure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 18 November, 2008 Share Posted 18 November, 2008 Deep-heat muscle rub. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 If you is good at the fourplay, you don't be needing no artificial lubrication. Having said that, my favourite is mayonnaise, Hellman's of course. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 Grit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 Battery acid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adzamazing Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 Dog vomit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 Jawillwills mum's spit. I employ her to follow me around and whenever I get my jig on with a wimminz, she comes along and spittles on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 Klubersynth CH2 100N, although Barrierta L55/2 is also pretty hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 teh durex stuff that heats up There's also a minty one that you can lick which is good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 Baileys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 Be a man, go in dry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 There's also a minty one that you can lick which is good. They have the minty rubbers too, you get a nice burning sensation when you use them, almost like a joke jonny! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 They have the minty rubbers too, you get a nice burning sensation when you use them, almost like a joke jonny! I've never understood why they do flavoured ones, who gives blowjobs with condoms on anyway ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 I've never understood why they do flavoured ones, who gives blowjobs with condoms on anyway ? Prostitutes in Amsterdam.... Apparently Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 19 November, 2008 Share Posted 19 November, 2008 I wish i was so lucky. Bath Festival circa 1971, a young lady from around Wareham with an Austin A40 and a Marmite fetish in case you're wondering.The A40 was called Flossy, buggered if I can remember the girl's name though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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