Favourite Lube ?

[Dog]

Custard

Margerine

Swarfega

Salad cream

 

In that order!

[Ponty]

Spit.

[Scudamore]

[Deppo]

Marmite.

[Window Cleaner]

Rich girl uses Vaseline, Poor girls uses lard,

But Dinah uses axle grease cos her ****'* so ******g hard.

 

 

Rugby ditty made famous by the Jock Strap Ensemble;

 

NB; Marmite stings your **** a bit;

[saint_stevo]

teh durex stuff that heats up

[Kadeem Hardison]

Reggae Reggae Sauce.

[Deppo]

Peanut butter.

[Ponty]

Peanut butter.

 

WARNING! Not crunchy, smooth.

[Deppo]

Crunchy for her pleasure.

[Ponty]

You've never had a peanut under your foreskin, obviously.

[Ponty]

Except your penis.

 

lollism.

[Deppo]

What penis?

[Robsk II]

What, penis?

[swannymere]

Copper Slip

[Ash]

Wd-40

[saint lard]

Rich girl uses Vaseline, Poor girls uses lard,

But Dinah uses axle grease cos her ****'* so ******g hard.

 

 

Rugby ditty made famous by the Jock Strap Ensemble;

 

NB; Marmite stings your **** a bit;

 

I wish i was so lucky.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Jam

[Ponty]

Jam

Are you a seedless man?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

seeded for her pleasure

[Arizona]

Deep-heat muscle rub.

[hamster]

If you is good at the fourplay, you don't be needing no artificial lubrication. Having said that, my favourite is mayonnaise, Hellman's of course.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Grit

[scott_saints]

Battery acid.

[adzamazing]

Dog vomit.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Jawillwills mum's spit.

 

I employ her to follow me around and whenever I get my jig on with a wimminz, she comes along and spittles on it.

[Colinjb]

Klubersynth CH2 100N, although Barrierta L55/2 is also pretty hot.

[PompeyLass]

teh durex stuff that heats up

 

There's also a minty one that you can lick which is good.

[Junction 9]

Baileys.

[Durleyfos]

Be a man, go in dry.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

There's also a minty one that you can lick which is good.

 

They have the minty rubbers too, you get a nice burning sensation when you use them, almost like a joke jonny!

[PompeyLass]

They have the minty rubbers too, you get a nice burning sensation when you use them, almost like a joke jonny!

 

I've never understood why they do flavoured ones, who gives blowjobs with condoms on anyway ?

[Deppo]

I do.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I've never understood why they do flavoured ones, who gives blowjobs with condoms on anyway ?

 

Prostitutes in Amsterdam....

 

Apparently

[Window Cleaner]

I wish i was so lucky.

 

Bath Festival circa 1971, a young lady from around Wareham with an Austin A40 and a Marmite fetish in case you're wondering.The A40 was called Flossy, buggered if I can remember the girl's name though.