Huffton Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 What about SaintsWeb WAGs? come on....Rule 1 em! I would but to be honest I don't really want to get banned...
CB Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 I would but to be honest I don't really want to get banned... Mods, can you give Hufton diplomatic immunity for this thread?
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Turkish always was a charmer. Why would she be upset by my comments? If she's that sensitive that someone on an Internet spaz board has dared to say she isn't the most stunning girl who has ever lived that's her problem. If she has seen it which I doubt, the I suspect it's more to do with wierdos posting her picture and drooling all over her like a starving walrus over a dead penguin.
Amazing Hangover Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Is this in real life or just in your head? I say this because being a gentleman of a certain age, as are most posters here it would seem, I know things can get confusing. Also define 'Had' Dont get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with her, just some of you weirdos are acting like you've never seen a woman before, when you'd see easily 20 as good as that on a night out, more if you went to London, Manchester or similar. Quite a few people I know, myself included have had jut as good if not better.
CB Fry Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Maybe she's really proud of their little kitchen.
svetigpung Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 maybee Bearsy brought back some scary memories to her.
Charlie Wayman Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs. Quite so. What a moronic puerile thread and to think we mix with these saddo's on Saturday's.
Saint-Armstrong Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Why would she be upset by my comments? If she's that sensitive that someone on an Internet spaz board has dared to say she isn't the most stunning girl who has ever lived that's her problem. If she has seen it which I doubt, the I suspect it's more to do with wierdos posting her picture and drooling all over her like a starving walrus over a dead penguin. https://twitter.com/JaimeDennis/status/251071044100702208
The Kraken Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Why would she be upset by my comments? If she's that sensitive that someone on an Internet spaz board has dared to say she isn't the most stunning girl who has ever lived that's her problem. If she has seen it which I doubt, the I suspect it's more to do with wierdos posting her picture and drooling all over her like a starving walrus over a dead penguin. :lol: Bravo, sir
Jonnyboy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Personally I'd like to see a WAG thread as a sticky on the muppet show. Back me up Bear!
once_bitterne Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 https://twitter.com/JaimeDennis/status/251071044100702208 Protected account! You must follow her (stalker!) Spill the beans, what she say??
Hatch Posted 27 September, 2012 Author Posted 27 September, 2012 She is a WAG, no way will she be upset about this, alright, it's not quite Hello magazine, but she goes out with a footballer for this exact sort of thing. She loves the attention it brings, she will deny it, but secretly loves it.
Bearsy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Personally I'd like to see a WAG thread as a sticky on the muppet show. Back me up Bear! Yeah, we can get all sticky over Wags in the muppet shows. This motion is seconded or whatever.
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Right, so is this a serious thread or not ? This is in the Saints forum but so far its just about a few mongs jizzing over a single Wag, not exactly plural as the title suggests Bearsy please advise
Bearsy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Dude if I had started this thread it would have been shifted to The Muppet Shows quicker than Ryan Dickson popping home for his afternoon bone. Either Hatch has some incriminating information bout JustMikes or the Mods, as I have long suspected, are perverts.
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Fwiw I do agree with Turks, she is ok, and looks like she may have a tidy rack on her. You can only really judge once she manages to scrape of teh slap that looks like its been applied via a trowel and the wonderbra comes off. Waking up to it in the morning would arguably be like buying what you thought was a Rolex only to find out an hour later that the arms go anticlockwise and the X falls off.... Shes probably a nice girl though All in all I can honestly say my wife is much better.
Jonnyboy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Any pics of yours smirker? I heard she is a bombshell!
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Any pics of yours smirker? I heard she is a bombshell! Plenty thanks
Bearsy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 All in all I can honestly say my wife is much better. That's good tradecraft. You never know when she's listening. I sort of agree I mean I like her hair or whatever but if she took it off and it was a wig and she was all scabby and bald underneath, with missing teeth and one of them outy belly buttons I'd probably mark her down a few points. I'm still at that stage of my life i reckon where once a girl is a certain level of hotness it don't really make much difference if she's ultimate hot or normal everyday hot. I mean, it don't make much difference to my boner. I dare say the day will come when I'll be all like, "Meh, she's alright but not a patch on the bird I ****ged in 1982 or whatever. I'd sooner stop in watch Newsnight."
Hatch Posted 27 September, 2012 Author Posted 27 September, 2012 FWS, I think she is quite nice. Mrs Dickson that is, although Mrs Smirking Saint probably is as well.
Jonnyboy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Are there any famously rough wags out there like Steffi Graf?
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Are there any famously rough wags out there like Steffi Graf? Robinhos misses, though if she spent more time cementing the slap on Im sure she'll be passable
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 That's good tradecraft. You never know when she's listening. I sort of agree I mean I like her hair or whatever but if she took it off and it was a wig and she was all scabby and bald underneath, with missing teeth and one of them outy belly buttons I'd probably mark her down a few points. I'm still at that stage of my life i reckon where once a girl is a certain level of hotness it don't really make much difference if she's ultimate hot or normal everyday hot. I mean, it don't make much difference to my boner. I dare say the day will come when I'll be all like, "Meh, she's alright but not a patch on the bird I ****ged in 1982 or whatever. I'd sooner stop in watch Newsnight." Well Im sort of not trying to eject this one from the best just yet so the bearsy method hasnt morphed to the smirker technique just yet. When you put it that way though Bearsy I can see the logic, any port in a storm n all that, I spose that port isnt too shabby and yeah could accomodate the old tug boat. Thankfully its not too stormy here at the mo, perhaps this effects my thinking at times. I can see how being in the dry dock makes things more desireable, if ya get me blud
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Plenty thanks Willing to trade?* *must like hair
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Willing to trade?* *must like hair Id need you to create me a new uber avatar, had this un too long now, was me at Millwall when I was 5 bless me
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Lies it was me when I was a feyenord fan. Dont be silly bearsy, there is no flowing mane or the feint threat of a threesome (with one watching)
Bearsy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Nah alright, I mean it ain't you is it though? I feel like i've seen that picture elsewheres and he had a little Feyenord badge on his shirt. I'm just being the Saintsweb fact checker or whatever. I'm deputy MLG. Tokyo, when Smirky sends you his pics make sure to copy me in blud.
Smirking_Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Nah alright, I mean it ain't you is it though? I feel like i've seen that picture elsewheres and he had a little Feyenord badge on his shirt. I'm just being the Saintsweb fact checker or whatever. I'm deputy MLG. Tokyo, when Smirky sends you his pics make sure to copy me in blud. Must have been back in the day before Bearsy became big bearsy and got me interested again. Yeah ok, it wasnt me, I taught him to do it though
Jonnyboy Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 However, my avatar is actually me aged 8 just after we won the cup in 76.
JustMike Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs. awww why do you have such a low opinion of yourself?
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs. I'm sure the WAGS enjoy better fayre than hotdogs, the least there'd get is prawn sandwiches.
latter day saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 Nah alright, I mean it ain't you is it though? I feel like i've seen that picture elsewheres and he had a little Feyenord badge on his shirt. I'm just being the Saintsweb fact checker or whatever. I'm deputy MLG. Tokyo, when Smirky sends you his pics make sure to copy me in blud. here you go Bearsy
Tokyo-Saint Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 So now this is in the muppet show, can we start posting some pics and filth and stuff or same rules?
Lighthouse Posted 27 September, 2012 Posted 27 September, 2012 I remember Anders' missus getting voted the hottest WAG in the Premier League by Nuts Magazine once. No arguments here.
Tokyo-Saint Posted 28 September, 2012 Posted 28 September, 2012 Bloody hell, he could get enough milk for his morning frosties from them!
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