Hatch Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Do we have any decent ones knocking about St Marys on match days? Surely the standard has moved up since we are now Premier League. Jack Cork has got form, very bad form, with a TOWIE bint, but we can do better than that can't we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Don't think Cork was with that 'towie bint', hasn't he had a long term girlfriend in 'Freya', (he tweets to her a lot!) Not sure about any others but like you say, I'm sure the talent must have improved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saints67 Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Do we have any decent ones knocking about St Marys on match days? Surely the standard has moved up since we are now Premier League. Jack Cork has got form, very bad form, with a TOWIE bint, but we can do better than that can't we? Are you John Terry in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazlo78 Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs. They all secretly have a copy of "50 shades of foam hand" in their bedroom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpsaint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Ryan Dickson has the fittest wag I'd say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 What about SaintsWeb WAGs? come on....Rule 1 em! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Graffito Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs. On what grounds do you exclude yourself from this description? Let me guess....you don't wear a replica shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 On what grounds do you exclude yourself from this description? Let me guess....you don't wear a replica shirt. My views on fitness, clothing and views on eating at football are well documented on here thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 What about SaintsWeb WAGs? come on....Rule 1 em! Photos necessary ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manji Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 My views on fitness, clothing and views on eating at football are well documented on here thank you. Just got myself a nice Aquascutum Raincoat which I wore Saturday. Sat right next was an overweight plebian jammed into a Saints shirt. If that wasnt bad enough (he might be seen as an associate) he started eating a massive vile smelling hot dog crammed with tomato sauce . If any of that ****e went anywhere near me he was a dead man. I shouldnt have to worry about that sort of thing during a game. Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micky Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 So, from WAG's to fashion police in 12 posts. Pretty cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 that makes from WAGS to WITCHES in 13 then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pat from Poole Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Just got myself a nice Aquascutum Raincoat which I wore Saturday. Sat right next was an overweight plebian jammed into a Saints shirt. If that wasnt bad enough (he might be seen as an associate) he started eating a massive vile smelling hot dog crammed with tomato sauce . If any of that ****e went anywhere near me he was a dead man. I shouldnt have to worry about that sort of thing during a game. Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone. People who eat during a game baffle me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone. I said a few seasons ago that fat people should have more expensive wider seats in their own seperate blocks (the additional costs might encourage them to spend some time dieting rather than stuffing food in their gobs) as my season ticket was next to some chunky fatso. It's bad enough having to watch league one football without some fatties arm forcing you sideways all match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
once_bitterne Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore... that's a pretty small kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore... Lucky lucky boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Garrett Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Hows he managed that one, christ, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 That's a pretty weird place to put your tv. I reckon she don't use them hobs much. Probably why she never offers me a bacon sandwich in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Hows he managed that one, christ, She's not that great FFS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 that's a pretty small kitchen. Worryingly that was my first thought. I had a bigger kitchen than that when i was 18 in my first place. Dan Hardings missus was amazing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farawaysaint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 She's not that great FFS. You've had fitter birds than her Turkish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 You've had fitter birds than her Turkish? I probably have to be Honest, back in my youth. She's just a slim, quite pretty blonde. Nothing special at all, dozens of thsoe about of saturday nights. i expect a lot of you are just grateful to brush a birds arm in a pub though so not used to getting anywhere near decent birds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Do footballers like RD have their own website that their PFA membership gives them a login to, where they can order themselves a WAG from a very narrow selection criteria. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucks Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I would worry about snapping that waist, that's if I even managed to spot it. Could use a few pies IMHO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Hows he managed that one, christ, Easy, he's a pro footballer. It the female equivalent of beer-goggles. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Saints Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Mrs Fonte is alright, Pards told me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 that's a pretty small kitchen. What comedian was it that said, you know you are getting old when you watch porn and think, "that's a comfortable looking bed, I wonder were they got it"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 What comedian was it that said, you know you are getting old when you watch porn and think, "that's a comfortable looking bed, I wonder were they got it"? Not a case of getting old really, I don't find the lady in the picture particularly striking. Just as Turks says, I've had (and have still got) better. Plus that dress gives her a weird aspect, makes her look all out of proportion. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hopkins Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Mrs Fonte is alright, Pards told me. He still with the one that Russell Brand ruined and then ripped into on his stand up tour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 He still with the one that Russell Brand ruined and then ripped into on his stand up tour? Cassie Sumner...yep I think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Cassie Summer is not great in my opinion. She has a very high forehead. She is the female equivalent of Anthony Mcpartlin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 that's a pretty small kitchen. The problem with those is that every time she turns round the jugs go flying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Norm Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 She's not that great FFS. Funny how your eyesight gets worse as you get older. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Window Cleaner Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 The problem with those is that every time she turns round the jugs go flying. I first heard that expression on an 18/30s in Rhodes. If XXX spins round quickly, she'll knock us all into the pool Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Dont get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with her, just some of you weirdos are acting like you've never seen a woman before, when you'd see easily 20 as good as that on a night out, more if you went to London, Manchester or similar. Quite a few people I know, myself included have had jut as good if not better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 The above review was brought to you by the man who masturbated over 'The Real Housewives of Orange County'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I don't think she's that great either. It's amazing how many blokes just see blond hair, a reasonable figure and make-up and say wow. Her face is nothing special at all. I think most girlfriends I've had have been prettier than that and I'm nothing special. My wife is far better looking. Seriously, look at her face, there's no wow there at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 The above review was brought to you by the man who masturbated over 'The Real Housewives of Orange County'. It's th *****y personalities that was the turnon with that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 I don't think she's that great either. It's amazing how many blokes just see blond hair, a reasonable figure and make-up and say wow. Her face is nothing special at all. I think most girlfriends I've had have been prettier than that and I'm nothing special. My wife is far better looking. Seriously, look at her face, there's no wow there at all. I've just googled her pictures. To be honest I didn't notice her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles34 Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Jesus. One picture on this thread - very disappointing, at least someone put up mario licka's missus - for old times sake anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 that's a pretty small kitchen. She's actually 7ft2". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 There were some twitter pics on here before of Hammonds and Lallanas who were both nice. Of course Theo's was always the best. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Two words: Anine Bing. THIS THREAD IS LOCKED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-Armstrong Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Yeah just in case you guys didn't know - Jaime (Ryan's partner) has just read the thread. Someone sent it to her. She doesn't seem happy. Understandable really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Yeah just in case you guys didn't know - Jaime (Ryan's partner) has just read the thread. Someone sent it to her. She doesn't seem happy. Understandable really. Turkish always was a charmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aura Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Needs pictures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThreeSixty Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Yeah just in case you guys didn't know - Jaime (Ryan's partner) has just read the thread. Someone sent it to her. She doesn't seem happy. Understandable really. How will we sleep at night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouldy Coat Posted 26 September, 2012 Share Posted 26 September, 2012 Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore... I'd smash the granny out of it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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