Sfc wags

[Hatch]

Do we have any decent ones knocking about St Marys on match days?

 

Surely the standard has moved up since we are now Premier League.

 

Jack Cork has got form, very bad form, with a TOWIE bint, but we can do better than that can't we?

[Saint Garrett]

Don't think Cork was with that 'towie bint', hasn't he had a long term girlfriend in 'Freya', (he tweets to her a lot!) Not sure about any others but like you say, I'm sure the talent must have improved.

[Turkish]

I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs.

[Saints67]

Do we have any decent ones knocking about St Marys on match days?

 

Surely the standard has moved up since we are now Premier League.

 

Jack Cork has got form, very bad form, with a TOWIE bint, but we can do better than that can't we?

 

Are you John Terry in disguise?

[Lazlo78]

I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs.

 

They all secretly have a copy of "50 shades of foam hand" in their bedroom

[bpsaint]

Ryan Dickson has the fittest wag I'd say.

[Draino76]

What about SaintsWeb WAGs? come on....Rule 1 em!

[Graffito]

I'm sure the wags can't wait to get to St Mary's to have our bloated, scruffy, middle aged, replica shirt wearing pervs dribbling over them as they stuff their faces with hot dogs.

 

On what grounds do you exclude yourself from this description? Let me guess....you don't wear a replica shirt.

[Turkish]

On what grounds do you exclude yourself from this description? Let me guess....you don't wear a replica shirt.

 

My views on fitness, clothing and views on eating at football are well documented on here thank you.

[Saint Garrett]

What about SaintsWeb WAGs? come on....Rule 1 em!

 

Photos necessary !

[manji]

My views on fitness, clothing and views on eating at football are well documented on here thank you.

Just got myself a nice Aquascutum Raincoat which I wore Saturday. Sat right next was an overweight plebian jammed into a Saints shirt. If that wasnt bad enough (he might be seen as an associate) he started eating a massive vile smelling hot dog crammed with tomato sauce . If any of that ****e went anywhere near me he was a dead man. I shouldnt have to worry about that sort of thing during a game. Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone.

[Micky]

So, from WAG's to fashion police in 12 posts. Pretty cool.

[Window Cleaner]

 

that makes from WAGS to WITCHES in 13 then

[Pat from Poole]

Just got myself a nice Aquascutum Raincoat which I wore Saturday. Sat right next was an overweight plebian jammed into a Saints shirt. If that wasnt bad enough (he might be seen as an associate) he started eating a massive vile smelling hot dog crammed with tomato sauce . If any of that ****e went anywhere near me he was a dead man. I shouldnt have to worry about that sort of thing during a game. Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone.

 

People who eat during a game baffle me.

[Spudders]

Maybe there should be a block for his sort. They could have an access route to the bar and come back 10 mins late after half time without bothering anyone.

I said a few seasons ago that fat people should have more expensive wider seats in their own seperate blocks (the additional costs might encourage them to spend some time dieting rather than stuffing food in their gobs) as my season ticket was next to some chunky fatso. It's bad enough having to watch league one football without some fatties arm forcing you sideways all match.

[once_bitterne]

Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore...

 

[Window Cleaner]

Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore...

 

 

that's a pretty small kitchen.

[farawaysaint]

Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore...

 

 

Lucky lucky boy

[Saint Garrett]

Hows he managed that one, christ,

[Bearsy]

That's a pretty weird place to put your tv. I reckon she don't use them hobs much. Probably why she never offers me a bacon sandwich in the morning.

[Turkish]

Hows he managed that one, christ,

 

She's not that great FFS.

[Golden Balls]

that's a pretty small kitchen.

 

Worryingly that was my first thought. I had a bigger kitchen than that when i was 18 in my first place.

 

Dan Hardings missus was amazing.

[farawaysaint]

She's not that great FFS.

 

You've had fitter birds than her Turkish?

[Turkish]

You've had fitter birds than her Turkish?

 

I probably have to be Honest, back in my youth. She's just a slim, quite pretty blonde. Nothing special at all, dozens of thsoe about of saturday nights. i expect a lot of you are just grateful to brush a birds arm in a pub though so not used to getting anywhere near decent birds.

[John Boy Saint]

Do footballers like RD have their own website that their PFA membership gives them a login to, where they can order themselves a WAG from a very narrow selection criteria.

[Bucks Saint]

I would worry about snapping that waist, that's if I even managed to spot it. Could use a few pies IMHO

[Dimond Geezer]

Hows he managed that one, christ,

 

Easy, he's a pro footballer. It the female equivalent of beer-goggles.

[Mr Saints]

Mrs Fonte is alright, Pards told me.

[Tokyo-Saint]

that's a pretty small kitchen.

 

What comedian was it that said, you know you are getting old when you watch porn and think, "that's a comfortable looking bed, I wonder were they got it"?

[Window Cleaner]

What comedian was it that said, you know you are getting old when you watch porn and think, "that's a comfortable looking bed, I wonder were they got it"?

 

 

Not a case of getting old really, I don't find the lady in the picture particularly striking. Just as Turks says, I've had (and have still got) better. Plus that dress gives her a weird aspect, makes her look all out of proportion.

[Hopkins]

Mrs Fonte is alright, Pards told me.

 

He still with the one that Russell Brand ruined and then ripped into on his stand up tour?

[Window Cleaner]

He still with the one that Russell Brand ruined and then ripped into on his stand up tour?

 

 

Cassie Sumner...yep I think so.

[Tokyo-Saint]

Cassie Summer is not great in my opinion. She has a very high forehead. She is the female equivalent of Anthony Mcpartlin.

[Whitey Grandad]

that's a pretty small kitchen.

 

The problem with those is that every time she turns round the jugs go flying.

[Norm]

She's not that great FFS.

 

Funny how your eyesight gets worse as you get older.

[Window Cleaner]

The problem with those is that every time she turns round the jugs go flying.

 

 

I first heard that expression on an 18/30s in Rhodes. If XXX spins round quickly, she'll knock us all into the pool

[Turkish]

Dont get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with her, just some of you weirdos are acting like you've never seen a woman before, when you'd see easily 20 as good as that on a night out, more if you went to London, Manchester or similar. Quite a few people I know, myself included have had jut as good if not better.

[Tokyo-Saint]

The above review was brought to you by the man who masturbated over 'The Real Housewives of Orange County'.

[norwaysaint]

I don't think she's that great either. It's amazing how many blokes just see blond hair, a reasonable figure and make-up and say wow. Her face is nothing special at all. I think most girlfriends I've had have been prettier than that and I'm nothing special. My wife is far better looking. Seriously, look at her face, there's no wow there at all.

[Turkish]

The above review was brought to you by the man who masturbated over 'The Real Housewives of Orange County'.

 

It's th *****y personalities that was the turnon with that.

[Whitey Grandad]

I don't think she's that great either. It's amazing how many blokes just see blond hair, a reasonable figure and make-up and say wow. Her face is nothing special at all. I think most girlfriends I've had have been prettier than that and I'm nothing special. My wife is far better looking. Seriously, look at her face, there's no wow there at all.

 

I've just googled her pictures. To be honest I didn't notice her face.

[Noodles34]

Jesus. One picture on this thread - very disappointing, at least someone put up mario licka's missus - for old times sake anyway.

[Jonnyboy]

that's a pretty small kitchen.

 

She's actually 7ft2".

[Jonnyboy]

 

There were some twitter pics on here before of Hammonds and Lallanas who were both nice.

 

Of course Theo's was always the best.

[sotonjoe]

Two words:

 

Anine Bing.

 

THIS THREAD IS LOCKED.

[Saint-Armstrong]

Yeah just in case you guys didn't know - Jaime (Ryan's partner) has just read the thread. Someone sent it to her. She doesn't seem happy.

 

Understandable really.

[Jonnyboy]

Yeah just in case you guys didn't know - Jaime (Ryan's partner) has just read the thread. Someone sent it to her. She doesn't seem happy.

 

Understandable really.

 

Turkish always was a charmer.

[Aura]

Needs pictures.

[ThreeSixty]

Yeah just in case you guys didn't know - Jaime (Ryan's partner) has just read the thread. Someone sent it to her. She doesn't seem happy.

 

Understandable really.

 

How will we sleep at night.

[Mouldy Coat]

Ryan Dickson's missus which I'm sure cheers him up a bit from not really playing anymore...

 

 

I'd smash the granny out of it