Corned Beef

[tpbury]

I have a thing with Corned Beef. Once I open the tin, I go into a sort of trance and eat the entire tin. It's the same with bolognaise, but I'm ok with most other stuff - Pringles for instance.

 

My preliminary self analysis on this makes me think of the cheap dog food we used to feed the Dog when I was a teenager. Now this made me hurl, but was quite similar looking to corned beef. When we used Prime, however, I was quite tempted to try it, despite it not looking at all like corned beef.

 

Where do I go with this? I've had a tin sat in the cupboard for two days, calling to me. I've opened it now and half's gone. I've put the rest in the fridge, but I know what's going to happen.

 

I loved that dog.

[stu0x]

Once I open the tin, I go into a sort of trance and eat the entire tin...

 

...half's gone. I've put the rest in the fridge.

Unpossible!

[GAS]

I have a thing with Corned Beef. Once I open the tin, I go into a sort of trance and eat the entire tin. It's the same with bolognaise, but I'm ok with most other stuff - Pringles for instance.

 

My preliminary self analysis on this makes me think of the cheap dog food we used to feed the Dog when I was a teenager. Now this made me hurl, but was quite similar looking to corned beef. When we used Prime, however, I was quite tempted to try it, despite it not looking at all like corned beef.

 

Where do I go with this? I've had a tin sat in the cupboard for two days, calling to me. I've opened it now and half's gone. I've put the rest in the fridge, but I know what's going to happen.

 

I loved that dog.

Could be guilt about what you may have done to the dog but blanked it out over the years and eating corned beef is a kind of retribution or perverse punishment from the sub-conscious. Hope this helps.

[tpbury]

I finished it shortly after my last post. I felt dirty, corned beef dirty. I knew it would happen, it was stupid to think I could ever resist. At least I had cucumber and chilli sauce with it, in a sandwich. What's the point in buying this stuff if I just wolf it down in one go? I don't know about retribution, but it could be something to do with its consistency being similar to baby food, and this applies to blognaise sauce also. Hmmmm.... Dog food, baby food, where am I going with this?