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Tokyo-Saint

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I feel bad for cheesy. Me and bear conducted an investigation and found out he was dune but actually he is not. He is in many ways worse, a dune wannabe. Who would want to be dune FFS? Come on cheesy, shake off the whole dune thing. I am declaring here and now you are free to leave dune prison. Bear and I must investigate other avenues.

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i feel bad for cheesy. Me and bear conducted an investigation and found out he was dune but actually he is not. He is in many ways worse, a dune wannabe. Who would want to be dune ffs? Come on cheesy, shake off the whole dune thing. I am declaring here and now you are free to leave dune prison. Bear and i must investigate other avenues.

 

i know i'm not dune!! I just want an avatar

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Ps i'm slightly concerned that Bearsy hasn't spoken to me since I changed to my current avatar :uhoh:

 

Cheesie I ain't gonna talk to you every day! I'm a busy bear, I'm having to set them all right on the main board all the time, then I have to go tell them in the Arts forum that they're watching the wrong tv shows or whatever. It ain't easy being me. You don't need to be such a b!tch about it though. I had this girl once and if you didn't pick up your phone or answer a text she just kept ringing and ringing till you did. One time she rung like 15 times in the space of 5 minutes and in the end i caved and was like "What!" and she said "Just wanted to see how you were." FFS

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I don't like to be over critical or whatever... but that's rubbish! You've even spelt Saints wrong! Or is that on purpose? Is Cheesie famously dyslexic or something?

 

I'll be the first to admit that I'm making a lot of assumptions.

 

1) Cheese On Toast is the snack-based, non-banned alternative to dune.

2) dune was the sand-based, non-banned alternative to stanley

3) stanley got turfed off for holocaust denial

4) The real life given name of all of the above characters is Tristan.

 

Now, if any of those assumptions are wrong, I'm fecked, you're right, and it's a crap avatar.

 

If they all hold, then it might be a bit clever (but still aesthetically crap).

 

No matter what happens, I've got a fairly good idea of how many 7's go into 360.

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Never bleeding heard of Tristans before! I had no idea how far up this thing goes!

 

We should call the "Who do you think you are" people so they can trace back Dunes through the ages. Probably turn out to be Hitler's uncle or something.

 

All of those assumptions rest on what I have picked up from other posters during my time here. The Tristan testimony was entered into evidence by VFTT shortly after the banning. I've seen a few people get animated about this stanley character. I am in large part, putting my faith in the collective history of SaintsWeb. If they're talking b*ll*cks, I'm talking b*ll*cks.

 

However, given that Cheesey hasn't instantly replied, I think that we can assume that he is unmoved by my identity-driven design and that we shall need to seek winners elsewhere.

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I'll be the first to admit that I'm making a lot of assumptions.

 

1) Cheese On Toast is the snack-based, non-banned alternative to dune.

2) dune was the sand-based, non-banned alternative to stanley

3) stanley got turfed off for holocaust denial

4) The real life given name of all of the above characters is Tristan.

 

Now, if any of those assumptions are wrong, I'm fecked, you're right, and it's a crap avatar.

 

If they all hold, then it might be a bit clever (but still aesthetically crap).

 

No matter what happens, I've got a fairly good idea of how many 7's go into 360.

 

The design certainly has something "Nineteen Eighty-Four" about it.

 

I'm acknowledging my lack of expertise here, but I'd guess that if you conducted a Family Fortunes-style poll of 100 supremacists and asked them to choose their favourite flag design, then this would be top 2.

 

He ain't dune. Dune seeked attention but not in this way.

 

I thought we'd all agreed that this was going down like the Salem witch trials. i.e. we're pretty sure he isn't Dune but we still accuse him of it until he sends himself to permaban hell.

 

Sorry Cheese on Toast, but that's how we roll around here.

 

Never bleeding heard of Tristans before! I had no idea how far up this thing goes!

 

We should call the "Who do you think you are" people so they can trace back Dunes through the ages. Probably turn out to be Hitler's uncle or something.

 

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It's more "He's" on toast than cheese on toast but it's the best I could do.

 

So Cheese on Toast, it's good to have you back from your ban and all that - but just in case you are Dune, I think you should be on a Saintsweb ASBO for a month or two.

 

So think of the picture above as a sort of JPEG electronic leg tag avatar.

 

This should ensure that the good people of Saintsweb are protected from the threat of Dune - which unfortunately you carry by quirk of the timing of your first posts.

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It's the positioning of the toilet roll I find interesting. I mean normally I'd assume it was for vvanking but it don't seem like he's actually got access to his penis. Then I was thinking maybe getting up is a bit of trouble so when he wants a dump he just like goes, there in his sofa. But again, I can't see him managing the reach round to his bumhole for cleaning up.

 

It's a mystery!

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It's the positioning of the toilet roll I find interesting. I mean normally I'd assume it was for vvanking but it don't seem like he's actually got access to his penis. Then I was thinking maybe getting up is a bit of trouble so when he wants a dump he just like goes, there in his sofa. But again, I can't see him managing the reach round to his bumhole for cleaning up.

 

It's a mystery!

 

Don't know if you noticed or not bear but he is sitting on what looks to be a puppy training pad. I would guess that he is too big to actually make a move to the toilet and just goes where he is. In some ways this seems convenient. I mean I actually need a **** now but can't be arsed to go. Sitting on a puppy pad would be useful but I think the Mrs would complain.

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Alright let's say he sh!ts where he sits. How is that working in practicality? If he just goes I'm thinking it won't actually exit his bum crevice which is presumably like a bit of a grand canyon. It'd have to be a very long turd to poke out past them bum cheeks Unless the turds kind of queue up in the folds of his bum cheeks and maybe over time a new turd pushes one of the old turds out into the world, like one of them 2p games in sh!t arcades. But then, he's still basically sitting on it.

 

Maybe he rolls over on one side to get a clean exit, but then still what's he gonna do next? There's no way he's reaching behind himself with them Michellin arms, all he can do is roll back on top of his freshly laid whatever. It trouble me, Tokyo. I don't know I'll be getting any sleep tonight!

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I saw a programme before bear (This bit of the thread might be moved to the arts forum I know) about fat kids in America. I think it was called half ton teens or something. Anyway all of these kids had what's known as a 'feeder'. Lets face it, if this dude can't be bothered to get up for a shizzle he isn't going to be walking down to McDonald's is he?

 

In many of the cases it was the mum that was the feeder. In some, she may have lost a baby before or it might just be that she like babies and doesn't want her kid getting older and independent. Most of these feeders are mental, whether it is their fault or not.

 

Anyway, at one point this big guy goes to the hospital to find out about surgery and as he is walking back from the car and into the house, he stops, looks a bit sad and says "mummy, I've sh1t myself". Now this guy is about 19 and if I did that at 19, my old dear would be making me clear it up myself but this (as I said before mental) woman seemed to revel in it. She was like "oh baby, don't worry, it's not your fault, accidents happen". She then helped him clean himself, with him just lying there like a baby. I think she needed to feel needed and enjoyed that fact he was a big fat baby.

 

I am guessing that this is what happens with the guy above.

 

*Mods please feel free to move this to the art section.

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