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@A_MitchellMP: I'd like to get my statement in now as many of tomorrows papers will have been put to bed 1/6

 

@A_MitchellMP: I took to Twitter in order to give my side of the story, away from the pruning & editing control of DSPO.What I say and said here are my 2/6

 

@A_MitchellMP: own words, thoughts and sentiments.The responset of the Twitterarti has been vulgar,violent,agressive and ill-informed and I wish to set 3/6

 

@A_MitchellMP: the record straight.Now,like many people after a day at work,I was tired and agitated.I said some things that I regret.I wasn't entirely 4/6

 

@A_MitchellMP: in the right frame of mind nor feeling exactly chippere.I have a hard job.Harder than most.Anyway,I regret what I may have said and I 5/6

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@A_MitchellMP: However,my treatment by Cameron(someone I once loved, respected and trusted)has been disgusting.As has how I've been left out to dry

 

@A_MitchellMP: by the so-called 'Conservative Party'.They are not the party I signed up with all those years ago.Cameron took me aside yesterday and said

 

@A_MitchellMP: by the so-called 'Conservative Party'.They are not the party I signed up with all those years ago.Cameron took me aside yesterday and said

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@A_MitchellMP: "Andy,you've made a fool of us.We cannot begin to undo the damage you have done". This is a man I've known for 20 years. A man who shared a

 

@A_MitchellMP: car with me all the way from Brighton to Birmingham,telling jokes and laughing at the cartoons in Viz magazine,a man who gave me a bottle of

 

@A_MitchellMP: Crozes Hermitage '68 at the beginning of last week as a gesture of friendship.A man who I would've supported through thick and thin

@A_MitchellMP: a man who,in times of crisis,would quote Wodehouse and make us all feel better. Well, that man is gone.In his place:a traitor

 

@A_MitchellMP: a man who,in times of crisis,would quote Wodehouse and make us all feel better. Well, that man is gone.In his place:a traitor

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@A_MitchellMP: and that man,Cameron,is dead to me now.I've drank his bloody wine,I've played the silent sapper all this time.Time for the truth to out.

 

@A_MitchellMP: David Cameron:you let me down.You let the country down.Worst of all, you let the party down. And that last fact is unforgivable.

 

@A_MitchellMP: I was standing beside you,David,when you sat in front of Peter Robinson and said no jobs would go at FG Wilson.The next day,750 jobs went

 

@A_MitchellMP: I said nothing.

 

@A_MitchellMP: I was in the room with you,David,when you told William Hague that SF were ready to be sent to Syria.2 days later,you denied saying a thing.

 

@A_MitchellMP: I said not one word.

 

@A_MitchellMP: Above all,David,you told us that entering into an agreement with LibDems would 'only strengthen the party'.If anything,it has weakened us

 

@A_MitchellMP: Cleggs intransigence, aggressiveness and irresponsibility has caused us to go down roads we never knew existed.You say you govern him

 

@A_MitchellMP: but really you are frightened of him. You talk to each other like a victim talks to his bully.Always waiting for the next punch.

 

@A_MitchellMP: In any case, David, if I am going down for a simple,stupid error of judgement, then you too must go down with me.I've nothing to lose.

 

@A_MitchellMP: However,I believe the CP is best placed to run the country in this time of difficulty.Therefore,with some reservations and with any shred of

 

@A_MitchellMP: I support fully Boris Johnson is becoming our new leader,despite our personal differences.I would also like to offer my continued support to

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@A_MitchellMP: George Osborne and Theresa May.I think Boris will fulfill the requirements as party leader and PM a alot more openly and honestly than you.

 

@A_MitchellMP: As for the allegations referring to me insulting a police officer,I accept fully that it was wrong & I apologise without condition

 

@A_MitchellMP: Though how a rotten rag such as The Sun got information on this non-event remains an intriguing mystery.Surely it's not connected to the Met

 

@A_MitchellMP: Oh, and while I have the conch (my phone is unplugged and off) Julian Assange will be taken from the Ecuador Embassy tomorrow morning.#voila

 

@A_MitchellMP: And although we're not supposed to talk about it,Rod Liddle DID have relations with that girl during Conference #nothingtolose

 

@A_MitchellMP: And,truth be told,Rebekah Brooks and DC did share a pretty intense kiss and cuddle back in 2009.Samantha has known since 2010

@A_MitchellMP: though the best person to ask about that Brooks incident might be Gaby Hinsliff...

 

@A_MitchellMP: Where it James Murdoch running the show, instead of his increasingly befuddled and ****-stained father,British journalism would be improved

 

@A_MitchellMP: And now,before I walk out into the forest to spend a night by myself, with a nice bottle of Catholic Red,I just want to say a few things

 

@A_MitchellMP: Firstly, although i regret it has come to this (sharing my thoughts on twitter)I am glad to have been able to set straight the record.

 

@A_MitchellMP: Secondly:My statement tomorrow morning will be as equally candid.I'm now free and CPHQ can got rot.

 

@A_MitchellMP: Thirdly:I love my country,my constituency and,above all,my party.I will endeavor to continue to serve you all

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@A_MitchellMP: This Twitter account is a joke/parody.Over the past year I have tricked 24000 Twitter members with various accounts.Twitter isn't media.

 

@A_MitchellMP:'For those who rely on twitter for veracity or news..seriously: I've tricked you several times already.Buy a goddamn newspaper instead!

 

 

@A_MitchellMP: @Rix762 Who's to say you're not already following the 'next one' ;-)

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This Twitter account is a joke/parody.Over the past year I have tricked 24000 Twitter members with various accounts.Twitter isn't media.

 

@A_MitchellMP:'For those who rely on twitter for veracity or news..seriously: I've tricked you several times already.Buy a goddamn newspaper instead!

 

@A_MitchellMP: @Rix762 Who's to say you're not already following the 'next one' ;-)

 

No lies in any of them.

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@A_MitchellMP: Sorry for the spoof,but I am an a-political hypocrite who only wants a laugh.I despise celebs and politicians and love to cause them bother.

 

 

Does make you wonder. I know I took the bait and thought it was genuine. A journalist mate of mine tweeted so I thought it was a genuine account. It does open up the whole legal question again though. The fact that people can impersonate other like this will no doubt be cracked down on at some stage. I just don't know how.

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