Where do I find a girl like this?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

http://uk.tv.yahoo.com/blog/article/58592/

 

Nicola McLean asked if there was any chance she could get pregnant after eating kangaroo testicles on I'm A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!

 

Seriously, if she is this 'intelligent' Im sure she would believe that me sleeping with her would prolongue her life, looks and career!

[Hatch]

It could happen.

 

1, She eats kangaroo testicles. leaves semen in gaps in teeth.

2. She Snogs Kilroy. Semen Transferred.

3. Kilroy snogs Esther. Semen transferred

4. Esther snogs Martina. Semen transferred.

5. Martina plates Nicola. Semen Transferred.

6. Nicola gives birth to kangaroo in July.

 

See, perfectly plausible.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

It could happen.

 

1, She eats kangaroo testicles. leaves semen in gaps in teeth.

2. She Snogs Kilroy. Semen Transferred.

3. Kilroy snogs Esther. Semen transferred

4. Esther snogs Martina. Semen transferred.

5. Martina plates Nicola. Semen Transferred.

6. Nicola gives birth to kangaroo in July.

 

See, perfectly plausible.

 

Made me lol

[CabbageFace]

Why do people watch this rubbish, get a life and a virgin clown.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Martina will do well in these challenges, she's been eating Bush Tucker for years

[keithd]

Martina will do well in these challenges, she's been eating Bush Tucker for years

 

i did chortle

[Penfold]

she has got great bewbs

[Master Bates]

In your dreams?

[Julian H. Cope]

She's not that stupid.

 

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/22/20081118/tod-uk-australia-kangaroos-b7e5c6f.html

[EastleighSoulBoy]

It could happen.

 

1, She eats kangaroo testicles. leaves semen in gaps in teeth.

2. She Snogs Kilroy. Semen Transferred.

3. Kilroy snogs Esther. Semen transferred

4. Esther snogs Martina. Semen transferred.

5. Martina plates Nicola. Semen Transferred.

6. Nicola gives birth to kangaroo in July.

 

See, perfectly plausible.

 

And all within the rules of 6 degrees of separation.

[Al de Man]

Surely she's swallowed a bloke's jizz before?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Surely she's swallowed a bloke's jizz before?

 

Thats what I was thinking

[Hatch]

Surely she's swallowed a bloke's jizz before?

 

 

In fact it's actually part of her job.

[thesaint sfc]

It could happen.

 

1, She eats kangaroo testicles. leaves semen in gaps in teeth.

2. She Snogs Kilroy. Semen Transferred.

3. Kilroy snogs Esther. Semen transferred

4. Esther snogs Martina. Semen transferred.

5. Martina plates Nicola. Semen Transferred.

6. Nicola gives birth to kangaroo in July.

 

See, perfectly plausible.

 

 

Even easier if Nicola snogged Martina.

 

I'm never sitting on a toilet seat again.

Edited 18 November, 2008 by thesaint sfc
added 'if Nicola snogged Martina.' lol.