Bearsy Posted 17 September, 2012 Share Posted 17 September, 2012 Hi LB babyface! Can you spell 3some? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 17 September, 2012 Share Posted 17 September, 2012 Better than you can. Apparently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 September, 2012 Share Posted 17 September, 2012 Don't play hard to get LBA, it only turns him on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 17 September, 2012 Share Posted 17 September, 2012 you is such a pair of naughties! OMG LOL xx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 17 September, 2012 Share Posted 17 September, 2012 slut! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 (edited) Consider this thread well and truly deppocated. They won't be bringing their caffeine-based beverage discussions here again in a hurry. Glad to see you've still got it Bearsy and from where I'm standing this morning, you're no longer the Nick Clegg of the moderator team. You're more Michael Gove now - "I've got some power so I better do something with it". (Not that I'm making a serious political point in TMS you understand). Edited 18 September, 2012 by saintbletch typo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Come on bletch, don't chicken out, have a go at swear filter Russian roulette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Come on bletch, don't chicken out, have a go at swear filter Russian roulette. As my role on here is to be the Edwardian schoolmaster sent forward in time to keep an eye on you and Bearsy, I might struggle with this. Anyway, I'll give it my best effort. Here goes. You queer old josser Sweaty ballocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Not bad bletch, you get half a point for queer, don't know what a josser it but I'm sure it is filthy if you say so. Ballocks doesn't count as it is not spelt that way. Anyone can say "you smelly cant" and get away without angering the mod gods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 tosser Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 just checkin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Not bad bletch, you get half a point for queer, don't know what a josser it but I'm sure it is filthy if you say so. Ballocks doesn't count as it is not spelt that way. Anyone can say "you smelly cant" and get away without angering the mod gods. You set me thinking about ballocks (if you see what I mean) - it's how it was once spelt I believe Tokyo-Saint. Anyway, I've got just the thing to test the swear filter and still make me look intellectual and snooty. How's this for a love letter? To NORA Dublin 8 December 1909 My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being ****ed arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I ****ed you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest ****ing I ever gave you, darling. My ***** was stuck in you for hours, ****ing in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every **** I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger **** than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I ****ed them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to **** a farting woman when every **** drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also. You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your ****, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's ****. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your **** is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly. Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little ****bird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier. JIM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Is that Shakespeare Bletch? You'd better not be using Shakespeare on the muppet show, Bearsy will go nuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bearsy Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 I think I know that Nora. Is she from Sholing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Is that Shakespeare Bletch? You'd better not be using Shakespeare on the muppet show, Bearsy will go nuts. Yes that's right Tokyo-Saint. Terry Shakespeare. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 I don't know bear but she loves to suck on a big pair of bealluc (s). How far are we going back Bletch? Have I gone too far? I have haven't I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Strong, black, two sugars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 I don't know bear but she loves to suck on a big pair of bealluc (s). How far are we going back Bletch? Have I gone too far? I have haven't I? The date's in the quoted part Tokyo-Saint - 1909. Dublin and Jim are clues too. But the wonderfully filthy language is the biggest clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 The point was bletch, using medieval swear words doesn't count! Come on, gamble. Say a real word like cock or fanny or turn to the dark side, name a good instant coffee and be doomed to the lounge forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 The point was bletch, using medieval swear words doesn't count! Come on, gamble. Say a real word like cock or fanny or turn to the dark side, name a good instant coffee and be doomed to the lounge forever. cunny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tokyo-Saint Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 How old are you bletch? Your location is ruder than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dingbattigger Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 Yes that's right Tokyo-Saint. Terry Shakespeare. James Joyce I do believe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintbletch Posted 18 September, 2012 Share Posted 18 September, 2012 James Joyce I do believe The very same (but let's not get caught discussing literary figures in The Muppet Show - coffee was bad enough). Now that boy could wield an expletive with style... http://loveletters.tribe.net/thread/fce72385-b146-4bf2-9d2e-0dfa6ac7142d Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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