How do I become a pirate?

[TopGun]

http://www.icc-ccs.org/index.php?option=com_fabrik&view=visualization&controller=visualization.googlemap&Itemid=89&phpMyAdmin=F5XY3CeBeymbElbQ8jr4qlxK1J3

 

There's money in this piracy lark. Who wants to be a shipmate, me hearties?

 

[exit2]

well support arrrrgh senal and shop at arrrrrgh gos

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Drink lots of rum, cut one of your legs off, gauge out one of your eyes and adopt a parrot. In that order.

 

HTH

[Mao Cap]

Come, let us create a hell of our own making and see which man can endure it the longest

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Come, create a hell of your own making and see which man can endure it the longest

 

. . .:smt027

[Hatch]

I'll be in charge of the wenches.

Edited 17 November, 2008 by Hatch

[Draino76]

Yaaarrrr http://www.thepiratebay.org me hearties.

[Window Cleaner]

Come, let us create a hell of our own making and see which man can endure it the longest

 

Nah, the Japanese have already done that, can't remember what the TV show was called though.

 

Somalia is the in pirates den, we should just use the place as a nuclear test zone and start again.How can anybody let a 300,000 ton oil tanker get pirated and do nothing about it.I'd just wait for a nice fresh breeze from the North

and send the boys up from Diego Garcia for some target practice,.that'd sort those Somalis out;

[Junction 9]

What do they plan to do once they get back into port?

[Thedelldays]

What do they plan to do once they get back into port?

unreal

 

they are going to be shot or something....there must be a reason why they have not been taken out...it would be no real issue for the navy to board the ship and 'take them out'

 

strange

[TopGun]

unreal

 

they are going to be shot or something....there must be a reason why they have not been taken out...it would be no real issue for the navy to board the ship and 'take them out'

 

strange

 

I think 25 crew is the answer to that. I guess they reckon they can hold the ship to ransom with its owners as it is carrying an oil load of 2m barrels.

[saint lard]

Rodger the cabin boy?

[Saint in Paradise]

unreal

 

they are going to be shot or something....there must be a reason why they have not been taken out...it would be no real issue for the navy to board the ship and 'take them out'

 

strange

 

 

Safety of hostages perhaps ? but probably the bigger reason is that the pirates could sue the RN

for breaching "their" civil liberties.

[The Tango Man]

Your must learn to rape and pillage, speak funny, love parrots and have one leg.

[jawillwill]

Drink lots of cum, cut one of your legs off, gauge out one of your eyes and adopt a parrot. In that order.

 

HTH

 

 

 

Are you a blind, disabled, gay pirate by any chance? PC gone mad if you ask me!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Are you a blind, disabled, gay pirate by any chance? PC gone mad if you ask me!

 

Yes, I am a pollitical hot potato!

[Julian H. Cope]

 

This would be a good start.

[INFLUENCED.COM]

What do they plan to do once they get back into port?

 

With 110m dollars worth of oil under their control I would suggest broker a deal with the Saudis for their fighting fund, they will have probably already informed the patrolling international boats in the region that the boat is packed with explosives with any attempt to board resulting in an eco disaster, so they get their money and America gets its oil, head pirate in time ends up president of Somalia after forming a central government due to the power of the purse

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Just think... free petrol for the rest of your life!

[thesaint sfc]

Are you a blind, disabled, gay pirate by any chance? PC gone mad if you ask me!

 

I also read it like that.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I also read it like that.

 

You read it like that as in 'drink lots of cum'?

 

Surely I am not alone in thinking Pirates drink rum? (Thats RUM, not CUM)

 

Me thinks you and the boy jawillwill may have the wrong kind of things on your mind!