scott_saints Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 it's. oh. so quiet it'a oh. so still you're all alone and so peaceful until... you fall in love zing boom the sky up above zing boom is caving in wow bam you've never been so nuts about a guy you wanna laugh you wanna cry you cross your heart and hope to die 'til it's over and then it's nice and quiet but soon again starts another big riot you blow a fuse zing boom the devil cuts loose zing boom so what's the use wow bam of falling in love it's. oh. so quiet it's. oh. so still you're all alone and so peaceful until... you ring the bell bim bam you shout and you yell hi ho ho you broke the spell gee. this is swell you almost have a fit this guy is "gorge" and i got hit there's no mistake this is it 'til it's over and then it's nice and quiet but soon again starts another big riot you blow a fuse zing boom the devil cuts loose zing boom so what's the use wow bam of falling in love the sky caves in the devil cuts loose you blow blow blow blow blow your fuse when you've fallen in love ssshhhhhh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 I'm scared to say anything unless Essruu disapproves... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 Shut the f*ck up FFS, I have a headache Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 Did you know that you can't google Maradona in Argentina. Back with another less interesting fact later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 Did you know that you can't google Maradona in Argentina. Back with another less interesting fact later. Cant as in not allowed, or cant as if, when you try, nothing comes up? I find this hard to believe, as I can google Maradona now and it shows up pictures of him and articles/web site about him. Surely I would be using the same google in Argentina thus being able to 'google him in Argentina'??? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 Cant as in not allowed, or cant as if, when you try, nothing comes up? I find this hard to believe, as I can google Maradona now and it shows up pictures of him and articles/web site about him. Surely I would be using the same google in Argentina thus being able to 'google him in Argentina'??? :confused: Can't , as in not allowed. The fat cheat has some sort of legal thing going on so any search comes up with a message saying ' sorry, not allowed' or something Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 Can't , as in not allowed. The fat cheat has some sort of legal thing going on so any search comes up with a message saying ' sorry, not allowed' or something You are also not allowed to change Wikepedia information, suggesting that the All Blacks are a bunch of useless gimps without getting a stroppy NZ bloke come back at you suggesting you remove the said information. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 a lot of threads seem to have lyrics in these days, a sign of the times Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 17 November, 2008 Author Share Posted 17 November, 2008 a lot of threads seem to have lyrics in these days, a sign of the times It's a sign of the times girl Sad songs on the radio It's a sign of the times girl As the leaves begin to go But all these signs now, showing on my face Proving me wrong, taking its place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 You are also not allowed to change Wikepedia information, suggesting that the All Blacks are a bunch of useless gimps without getting a stroppy NZ bloke come back at you suggesting you remove the said information. For one second there I thought that was a tad racist, until I realised you were talking about the rugby team :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death. I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger. I couldn't believe the size of her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born, But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits, Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her, She's so obscene, three tons of margarine, She's like a lump of lard But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death. I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger. I couldn't believe the size of her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born, But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits, Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her, She's so obscene, three tons of margarine, She's like a lump of lard But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard. Propper lolocitus from me then. Is that actually a song?! Who by? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm. Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm. But after ten pints, she looked quite fit, Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits. Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples. Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies, Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs, Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath? Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death. I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger. I couldn't believe the size of her bum, She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum. I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born, But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm. Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips, Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits, Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina, Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her, She's so obscene, three tons of margarine, She's like a lump of lard But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard. Propper lolocitus from me then. Is that actually a song?! Who by? Cliff Richard It's the B side to Mistletoe and Wine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 17 November, 2008 Share Posted 17 November, 2008 Propper lolocitus from me then. Is that actually a song?! Who by? Sweaty Betty by the Macc Lads, circa 1983. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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