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Posted

it's. oh. so quiet

it'a oh. so still

you're all alone

and so peaceful until...

 

you fall in love

zing boom

the sky up above

zing boom

is caving in

wow bam

you've never been so nuts about a guy

you wanna laugh you wanna cry

you cross your heart and hope to die

 

'til it's over and then

it's nice and quiet

but soon again

starts another big riot

 

you blow a fuse

zing boom

the devil cuts loose

zing boom

so what's the use

wow bam

of falling in love

 

it's. oh. so quiet

it's. oh. so still

you're all alone

and so peaceful until...

 

you ring the bell

bim bam

you shout and you yell

hi ho ho

you broke the spell

gee. this is swell you almost have a fit

this guy is "gorge" and i got hit

there's no mistake this is it

 

'til it's over and then

it's nice and quiet

but soon again

starts another big riot

 

you blow a fuse

zing boom

the devil cuts loose

zing boom

so what's the use

wow bam

of falling in love

 

the sky caves in

the devil cuts loose

you blow blow blow blow blow your fuse

when you've fallen in love

 

ssshhhhhh...

Posted
Did you know that you can't google Maradona in Argentina.

 

Back with another less interesting fact later.

 

Cant as in not allowed, or cant as if, when you try, nothing comes up?

 

I find this hard to believe, as I can google Maradona now and it shows up pictures of him and articles/web site about him. Surely I would be using the same google in Argentina thus being able to 'google him in Argentina'??? :confused:

Posted
Cant as in not allowed, or cant as if, when you try, nothing comes up?

 

I find this hard to believe, as I can google Maradona now and it shows up pictures of him and articles/web site about him. Surely I would be using the same google in Argentina thus being able to 'google him in Argentina'??? :confused:

 

Can't , as in not allowed. The fat cheat has some sort of legal thing going on so any search comes up with a message saying ' sorry, not allowed' or something

Posted
Can't , as in not allowed. The fat cheat has some sort of legal thing going on so any search comes up with a message saying ' sorry, not allowed' or something

 

You are also not allowed to change Wikepedia information, suggesting that the All Blacks are a bunch of useless gimps without getting a stroppy NZ bloke come back at you suggesting you remove the said information.

Posted
a lot of threads seem to have lyrics in these days, a sign of the times

It's a sign of the times girl

Sad songs on the radio

It's a sign of the times girl

As the leaves begin to go

But all these signs now, showing on my face

Proving me wrong, taking its place

Posted
You are also not allowed to change Wikepedia information, suggesting that the All Blacks are a bunch of useless gimps without getting a stroppy NZ bloke come back at you suggesting you remove the said information.

 

For one second there I thought that was a tad racist, until I realised you were talking about the rugby team :shock:

Posted

She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.

Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,

Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.

Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,

Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,

Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?

Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

 

I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger.

I couldn't believe the size of her bum,

She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,

But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm.

 

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,

She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,

She's like a lump of lard

But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

Posted
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.

Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,

Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.

Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,

Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,

Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?

Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

 

I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger.

I couldn't believe the size of her bum,

She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,

But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm.

 

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,

She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,

She's like a lump of lard

But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

 

Propper lolocitus from me then.

 

Is that actually a song?! Who by?

Posted
She wore big knickers and she worked at the sewage farm.

Got my hands down her jeans and I nearly lost half my arm.

But after ten pints, she looked quite fit,

Couldn't wait to get my hands on her flabby tits.

Slap that and ride the ripples, just got to get my gob round her greasy nipples.

Flabby arse, sweaty breasts, thirty eight chins, she was a mound of flesh.

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of pies,

Sweaty Betty, she's got enormous thighs,

Sweaty Betty, have you smelled her breath?

Sweaty Betty, she'd crush a man to death.

 

I knew that she wanted me to **** her, so I stabbed her **** with my mutton dagger.

I couldn't believe the size of her bum,

She used to play for Wigan at the back of the scrum.

I've seen nowt like it since the day I was born,

But you know me, I'll **** owt that's warm.

 

Sweaty Betty, she eats a lot of chips,

Sweaty Betty, she's got massive tits,

Sweaty Betty, she's got a huge vagina,

Sweaty Betty, you'd fit a bus inside her,

She's so obscene, three tons of margarine,

She's like a lump of lard

But Sweaty Betty makes my willy hard.

 

Propper lolocitus from me then.

 

Is that actually a song?! Who by?

 

Cliff Richard

 

It's the B side to Mistletoe and Wine.

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